COCKROACH

"Galinda, get out of the bathroom now! We're gonna be late for Morrible's sorcery class!", Elphaba said while tapping the bathroom's door repeatedly.

"Just a minute Elphie, I'm still getting my hair done!"

'Whatever, I'm leaving!", Elphaba said.

"Hey, we're the bestest friends and bestest friends don't leave each other even if that means they're gonna be late for some sorcery class with a fish-looking clown!", snapped Galinda.

"Ugh. Just get out of the bathroom already," Elphaba said.

"I can't", Galinda said.

"What! Why?"

"Cock-co -..! There's a c-co"

"What? Say it!"

"Cockroach!", Galinda screamed. "Elphie help me! I'm gonna die!"

"What?!", Elphaba said as she pushed the door of the bathroom open.

And as if on cue, Galinda immediately went out of the bathroom. But the cockroach flew out too.

Galinda screamed and it directly hit Elphaba's ears.

"Ahh! Don't scream at me", Elphaba protested.

"Elphie..."

"What?"

"The cockroach is on your frock! This is a lesson for you, stop wearing black!", Galinda screamed.

"Ahhhh!", this time, Elphaba is also screaming while getting rid of the cockroach on her frock.

The cockroach flew in their room and landed on Galinda's bed.

"It's on my bed! Elphie I can't sleep in there anymore!", Galinda is now crying.

Just then, a serious Elphaba is slowly approaching Galinda's bed, a slipper is in her hand.

"Elphie..."

*Break* *Break* *Break*

"Die! Die! Stop bothering us!", Elphaba said this while tapping and killing the cockroach with the slipper repeatedly.

"Okay. It's now dead. You can stop now, Elphie.

*Break* *Break*

"Stop!", Galinda screamed which stopped Elphaba. "Look! That cockroach's body is all squashed up in my bed sheet."

"Oh", Elphaba said and looked apologetically at the angry blonde.

"I'll just call the janitor and have that bed quarantined and sanitized. Come on we're late!" Elphaba made a face with Galinda's overobsessive "quarantined" and "sanitized" but she didn't say anything because they really are already late.

"You are late!" Morrible angrily said to the girls. "Since you are an hour late, you need to sweep the floor of the hallways of Shiz."

"But...", Galinda protested.

"No buts, Miss Galinda. I recommended you better start now because Shiz is a very large university."

Morrible left and Elphaba made a face. "Ugh!"

"Don't get stressed Elphie. At least you killed the cockroach today", Galinda said which made Elphaba's face more grunting.