Ello ello ello!

How goes it?

My goes is well, thanking you.

Has anyone decoded Caramella's letter? I know I have not.

Sorry about the wait. Elizabeth... isn't the easiest tribute to write. and I'm still not a fan of these interviews.

It's short. So short. Impossibly short

'Hello, Panem!' the lady presenting this year's Hunger Games: The Interviews! has her hair cut in a perfect triangle, with caramel highlights running through the glossy blackness. Anyone can put a name to the face: Caramella Latte.

'We're on to the home of Elizabeth Schuyler, and we get to meet her delightful sister Angie! And her dad was there for a while too..' Mella trailed off as the video continued (the audience had gotten bored very quickly so far, and Snow didn't acknowledge failure before death), showing the grimy grey landscape of District Five.

Angie had piercing grey eyes and her father, before he had to leave for work, revealed eyes of the same colour, not as intense, much more sorrowful.

Angie's voice was too quiet to hear much of anything she said. What one could pick up sounded scripted, uninteresting.

Phillip Schuyler seemed too distracted to hold a proper conversation, let alone a prestigious Hunger Games interview!

The only moment the interview had of any substance, right at the end, was when Angie gave her 'message to be passed on' (Snow had decided not to actually allow tributes to hear or read these messages) for her sister. 'Listen, 'Liza. I'm sorry for never being there for you enough. But please, please come back to me! You can do it, I know you can! We're all rooting for you, me, Dad, Alexander, Emily, John... everyone! You have to come back!' It was still kinda cliché though.

Yeah... that sucked.

Too ashamed to show my name...

Bye!