Author's Note: Thanks to one of the Spongebob Squarepants episodes for inspiring this one.

THE DIARY

"Pfffffftttt. Hahahahaha"

"Hahahahahahaha. I can't believe she actually did that"

A series of cackles and audible laugh came buzzing in the canteen as Boq turns the next page of the book that he is reading.

Apparently, Elphaba and Fiyero are reading Galinda's diary and the petite blonde isn't aware of this.

"Will you two quit it?", Boq finally said as he slammed the book on their table.

"You won't think it's funny until you read it", Fiyero said while pinching his cheeks so he won't laugh right in front of Boq's face.

"What are you guys reading anyway?", Boq asked.

"Galinda's diary. I was curious because she is always writing on this notebook every night and she doesn't even tell me what she's writing when I ask her about it. So last night, I got it so we can kill the suspense", Elphaba explained while forming an evil grin.

"And it was hilarious bro!", Fiyero said while suppressing another annoying laughter out of his mouth.

"I don't think you guys should be messing with-", Boq was cut off by the thing that he saw in the diary. Elphaba showed the page where a picture of Boq is glued in it and a doodle is designed on top of it. Galinda + Boq FOREVER.

Boq's face reddened and he hurriedly went near Elphaba and Fiyero who are sitting across him and he read Galinda's diary too.

Hey Journal, I was wondering if we can make our farts smell more nicely? I mean, I won't ask Elphie, she surely would laugh at me.

Boq is such a cute little munchkin. I want to keep him in my pocket and bring him home with me!

Boq reddened as Elphaba read the next entry.

I wonder if Morrible has invisible gills. She really does look like a fish. I wish she isn't so shy to show them if she really has a pair of those.

"Pffffftttt! Hahaahahaha", Elphaba let out the loudest laugh she could ever make. That is so funny.

I'm afraid of clowns and I think they're the creepiest creatures that ever existed. If I ever saw one-

Elphaba and Boq suddenly looked at a confused Fiyero.

"What?", asked Fiyero.

"Yero, you remember that time when you said you would do anything for me?", Elphaba stated knowingly.

Fiyero nodded suddenly feeling uneasy and afraid of the next things that might happen.

"Ugh!"

Galinda is alone in the girls' room of Shiz fixing her hair for the hundredth time and retouching her makeup that is actually looking good at its finest. When suddenly...

A weird looking psychopath that looks like a sad cat filled with various food colors in his face came in the girls' room. The creepy creature is wearing a funny clothing with matching big boots and white gloves.

Elphaba and Boq are hiding in one of the cubicles of the girls' room watching at what's gonna happen next. Apparently, they convinced Fiyero to dress like a clown and do this prank at poor Galinda.

Galinda saw the clown and screamed so hard and so ear-piercing, securities were alarmed so they immediately went inside the room.

Everyone at Shiz hurriedly went to the source of the loud screaming while Elphaba and Boq went out of the cubicle and tried to calm the now crying and still in hysterics Galinda.

"What the-?", Morrible exclaimed and the next thing that happened alarmed the three suspects, especially Elphaba.

"We're what?!", Elphaba unbelievably asked Madame Morrible. They got summoned in the Head Shiztress' office after what just happened.

"Suspended, Miss Elphaba. This prank is such an unethical behavior especially for college students like you. I was expecting more from young adults like you", Morrible said.

"Wait. What? Why am I suspended too? I was the one who suffered a traumatic attack!", Galinda demanded.

"Apparently Miss Galinda, it is unethical as well to think that some people have invisible gills and very insulting to think that they look like a fish", Morrible stated as she revealed Galinda's diary and placed it on her table.

Galinda gasped while the three pranksters prevented themselves from laughing right in front of Morrible's face.

"Elphie, how could you?", Galinda asked in a disappointed manner, and with this, she ran out of Morrible's office and cried like a wee baby.

Elphaba ran after her with Galinda's diary clutched in her armpit. It wasn't hard to look for the blonde though because Elphaba knows she's going in the little park side of Shiz after reading in the diary that Galinda thinks it's an accurate place for people to do their drama.

Elphaba saw the blonde sitting on the grass near the pond, her knees are bent over meeting her chest. Galinda sniffled after being aware that Elphaba followed her and sat beside her.

"It's yours to keep", Elphaba said after a while as she handed Galinda her diary. "Listen, I'm sorry I was so curious and I got your diary. Boq, Fiyero and I just thought it would be fun to play a prank on you and I didn't expect you to be afraid like that. Sorry, Glin. I really am. I know Boq and Fiyero are too".

Galinda sniffled and looked at Elphaba. "Okay. I forgive you", the blonde said which made her green friend jerk at this fast forgiveness.

"Really?", Elphaba asked.

"If you let me do your hair and makeup for as long as I want to, and you stop wearing black and you accompany me every time I go to shopping", Galinda gave her roommate an evil grin.

Elphaba swallowed everything that she can swallow, including her dignity, but hey, at least the blonde forgave her.

Elphaba smiled and the two hugged each other. "You know, you might put perfume in every food that you eat so you can always have your fart smell good", Elphaba whispered. Galinda felt embarrassed at this and she tapped the arm of her friend, who is now hysterically laughing