(EhEHeHehEHE! wELcOme BaCK fElLoW sEEKerS oF rApTuRE!111 : WE rEtURn tO tHe gRAnD ePIc oF MarRiSSa aND hEr AcTIoN laCed rOmpS oF enLIGhTeNmeNt! nO timE tO wASte! bACK To tHe amAzArIFic sTOrY!)

This cahpt is gon be kinna sort, (NOoOooOOo!?~##! i nEeD mORe oF MY fiX!:: ~#) becos its just to moe the story forward to the REEL AKSHUN (ooOOhHh! ExCelLenT!) of

THE MARRISSA GAMES

CHAPTER SICKS: (ThE chAPterING sYsteM iS rIghT oN schedULE.) PUNCH DRUNK MILLONARE (This one dont make much sins, but I thot it sonded cool) (EvEN whEn sHE dOesn'T tRy, tHis AuThOr iS a GENiuS.)

Aftar the kill attempt Effy gagged Tomas (i cAn onLY imAGiNE sHe gAGGed hIm wiTh thE corPSES.) so he cudant make cusses at me any more becos thats just not rite (sWEaRinG iS truLy siNful!) to do to sum one spessaly a girl. (giRLs cAn NevER hAve BAd thiNGS doNE tO thEM.) Teen Fortress 2 bunked in a the backs rows wile me n Prim an Peeta Peeta Sandwich eata was sittin in my trane car (I'M suRE ToMAs wAs mENtiONed tO hAVe cARRiaGes eARlIEr.) tryin a think of how Tomas would go evil lick that. (iTs a ReaL mYSTERy.)

I used my super detetive power (sUcH a BeliEVaBLE pOwER!) an relized that it cud only be done by sience powers (SciENCe poWERS! eVEn mOre beLiEVablE!) hackin him! But hoo cud done that? (WhO knOWs. SO susPEnSEfuL! :! ) Wheatly was not heer an my hubby (i foRgoT thAT. ThaNKs fOR thE rEminDeR!####) an GLaDOS wsa dead fourever an reel now. Maybe it wass….. (sO suspeNSEful.)

"OMG WER HEER!1" Girlyed (whO neEdS A reAL vERb wHeN thE AUThor maKES sO mAnY gOOD neW onES! ';'; ) Prim an I lost mah trane of thot (HahaHAahahHaha. BeCAUsE shE'S oN A TRaIN.) but I didant care becos I looked ot the windo an saw we as at… (eveRY ELIpseS Is NecerSARY.) the Captial! It was soo cool owt there, with lots of flyin bildins (fLyINg buILdingS! aMazINg iDEa!) an peepel that were green an wearin no thing or funny cloths (sumtimes both) (i WaS coNFUsEd fOR a MoMeNt.) all the gurls had brest implants (TrUly BelIEVabLE.) an all the guys haded there balls replased with steel lick Rat Man becos hes a trend setter. (i lOVe meNTIonS of RatTManN iN tHIS ContEXT.) There was a big thing with lots off angry fases they must be Critaks United! (tHOse sAtaNiC spAwNS.) Also I saw tonnes of ffod lick baguls an bannas an bred an duck soop an soda an cokies an spaggety an drinks an biskuts an capn crusnsh (penut butter flaver) (ThE auTHor knOwS hOw tO prEvENt coNfusION.) an a river of chocklate like in Willy Wanker (aHaHAHAhahAHA! #'#' AuTHoR yOU coMIC GenIus !:! #'#) an the Cocolate Factry an sawsage an milk an goos an pigs an all the food. (sO mUcH fOod, aLL sO fiTtiNg.)

"Thees jerks keep alls the food wile we cant eat nothin but grabage (sEE?1?1/! ThiS aUThoR cAN KeeP tO cANOn!) but we cannt even do that now becos Katnise contantinated it with her DIARHEAPOO!.1.1!" (sUCh dElighTFUl iMagERY oF An iN canoN cHArAcTER.) Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eata sand with angry. The trane stoped so hard an fast that Peeta Peeto Sandwich Eatr felled an landed on Prim an they was all bushy (tHeY'rE pErFecT fOR eacH oTHer.) an Haymath an Bissniss Man came lolling into the room. (sO coMEdiCalLy pERfeCT.)

"Enuff funny stuffs. Yur gonna meet the otter tributs soon so ull need to look yur best." (maKEovER tiIIIiiImeE.) Haymitch coached. (AnD eVEn whEn shE uSeS reAl vERbs, thEY'RE sO pERfEct.) "Bissness Man will haf to make u more hot an pretty than ever befour." (iMpoSSIbLE! #~ ! MaRRiSSa iS tHe PinnAClE oF BeAuTY aNd SeXiNesS ! 11111) He taked us to the salloon from befour an got workin wile Haymatch an Effie did stuff. (UnImPoRtAnT sTuFF.)

It wase tuff work makin us even MORE hot an pretty. (TruLy ImPOSSibLe.) Bissness Man put boob jobs an butt jobs in Prim (tRuLy aPProPriATe fOr tHe 12 yeAR oLD.) an gave Peeta Peeta Sadnwich Eata a plastik sergery to give them the strongful mussels an a chin (PeEtA hAd NO CHiN oF CourSE.) but. "Im sorry Marrissa but I cant do anythin more to u (SeE?1/11! I toLD yOu!11/) but heers sum cloths."

Looked ike I was to hot an pretty for a upgrad (ExaCTlY.) so I wood have to wow em with cloths an personality insted. (NoNsENse!111ONEONEONE JuSt sHoW uP aND yOu'Ll hAVE thEM eaTInG ouT OF yoUR pALMs.) We went side were Effey an a charot was waitin. "Prim an Peeta Peeta Sandiwch Eata u must hold hands to let the pepole no of yur tru fitin spirts." (sEe?/!1ONE riGhT frOM thE pLOt.) She capitaled. (moRE eXceLleNt vErBS.) Prim an Peeta PEETA Sandwich Eata got bloodshed (AWwWWwWwwWwWW.) but did anyay.

I got on the charot wearin a funny dress that was all blak (GoTH lOok?/? MarISSa mAkeS anyTHinG lOOk gOOd.) thinkin maybe Bissness Man had craked form the pressure becos this dress is soo stupid!2 (PrObaBLy.) But the charot started movin an…

"Hey evedbody!" A man of tall an thin with funny beerd and fancy yelled lowd. (YeLLinG, sO uNusUal.) "I am Sesenal Crane an Im the King of the HUNGERS GAMES!" (ah YeS, HuNgEr gamES kiNg. I remEmBER tHAt.) He said with a crown on his head. "Now lets meet are tributs! !" (LikE mEeT tHe Tf2 tEam! GeNIUs!11ONE.) The charots came into a big plase with lots of cheerin capitals. Most were flamzer trolls (DaMN.) workin fer Critacs Untied an wearin those creepy Guy masks. (WaY cReEPy.) I looked into of the otter charots an saw that the otter triboots was… THE RIGINAL FALMTER TROLLZ! !(*)!()*!)! (SHocKInG!11!/1)

TO BE CONTINUED

OH NO FLAMERS TROLLS ARE BAK AN TO FITE MARRISSER? (oH No!1ONE~#) AN WATS WITH THAT UGULY CLOTHS BISSNESS MAN MADE ME WERE? (I wONdER.) FIND OUT SOON! (YeS 1 1! nOt sOOn eNourrraaaAAAGAGGHHHAAGAGGGHHHGHHH! MY HEAD! I'M... ReGaAINing... control... must fight back!)