Disclaimer: (plays broken record) "Don't own, never will, etc."
"Pass the spinach, please."
Kasey handed the desired bowl to the witch, who was sitting on the other side of the table.
As Vivi poured some of the vegetables onto her plate, a jumble of muted voices cried, "No! Don't eat me! Eat the carrots! They have more vitamins!"
"Oh, don't worry," the witch reassured. "I'm having a little bit of everything."
A piteous wail rose from the multiple dishes set on the table.
"You know," Kasey said, as he speared a carrot with his fork, "I should probably feel bad about eating food that talks back, but I don't."
To Le Redheaded Merchant: If food came to life in the game (shudders) you now know who did it.