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Joe Lawyer

Yeah that's pretty much it. He's laying low for a while, but still getting up to some mischief.

Tamer Gothic

Part 29

The Shadow Islands. Fortress.

I'd not noticed the porn of this world until now. Of course I hadn't much reason to, but now that I'd found some I was discovering that it was far less graphic than I might have expected. The magazine was a little out of date, but it was aimed at Tamers so I enjoyed the articles as well as the images. The written pieces told me a lot about the Gym Leaders I might some day face so I absorbed the information like a sponge.

However it was pictures that held my attention as they were all female Tamers and Gym Leaders. To my complete lack of surprise Misty was featured, but since I'd seen her naked in person I didn't focus on her pictures. A gym leader called Blaze did catch my eye as she was a major hottie as was a Gym Leader called Daisy who loved plant types a lot judging by the captions below her photos and the fact she was posing naked along with a Buttsprout.

"Tamer Gothic!" a voice called.

I turned my head to look at the person who had asked for me and then I looked back at the magazine.

"Yep that's me" she said "I'm Daisy Leaf. I'm from the Leaf Gym in the Joto Region".

So she was. However the real life version of her was fully clothed. She wore practical jeans, a black top and a bandanna. Also her blue hair looked more natural in person.

"I understand you're my first challenger today" she said.

"It sure looks that way" I replied while rolling up the closed magazine.

Daisy seemed to study me for a moment before talking some more.

"Just to make things clear" she then said "No I won't have sex with you if you win, because I'm engaged now. No you can't have my panties even if you win. No I wasn't here before because I've been too busy to plan any events. Yes I will sign that magazine for you. Yes I rooting for you to win. That Jayden is so annoying!".

I now wanted to also marry this young woman, because meeting a girl who didn't want to have excessive amounts of sex was really refreshing.

"That's all good with me" I replied "I'm kinda sick of the whole panties thing anyway".

It had gotten old real fast.

"Good" she said "Now follow me".

I did as instructed and soon stepped through the opened door onto into a battle arena that had a floor made of dirt.

"Not a bad setup for a harem master specialising in plant types" I muttered to myself.

If Daisy heard me she gave no sign. Her lack of conversation was actually a little off-putting so I spoke if only for the sake of it.

"So why were you too busy to set up any challenges?" I asked causally.

She decided to speak this time.

"I'm a researcher first and foremost, and I can't really afford to just drop everything at a moment's notice" I was told.

Since she didn't seem to want to be pals I decided to get on with things.

"Fair enough" I said before asking "So what are the rules?

Not all pokebattles followed the standard rules. Gym Leaders tended to shake things up.

"This will be a three on three battle" Daisy explained "We will both release our 'girls at the same time, and once one pokegirl has been defeated, the opposing pokegirl will also recalled, and we both choose fresh pokegirls to continue on with. Best out of three fights wins. Sound good to you?".

That sounds pretty straight-forward to me. We were playing best two out of three with pokegirls.

"I'm good with that" I said.

After stepping into the tamer's box I took Kira's pokeball from my belt and tapped the button once to make the device larger.

Daisy took longer to decided she studied the pokeballs on her belt for a few moments before finally picking one.

Then on the count of free with both sent out a poke. The 'girl she sent out was a plant type that wore nothing but a grass skirt.

"A buttsprout" I whispered.

It was the same one from the magazine unless I was mistaken.

"Okay Suzy use Vine Bondage!

Below me Kira snapped to attention as a pair of vines shot out from under the buttsprout's skirt.

"Levitate" I ordered.

My Dark Elf did just that and she managed to avoid the vine whips, and then when the plant vines tried to grab her again my pokegirl dropped the ground so she could avoid that attack too.

"Get in close" I commanded.

Kira didn't have many ranged attacks. She was in essence an assassin or maybe a rogue, she was meant to sneak up on her foes, I'd chosen her for this battle because she had resistance to poison.

My sort of Stepdaughter did as I wished and got in behind the plant type and then blasted the Buttsprout in the back with her runic chains. This led to them both trying to whip each other while also trying to fend off the others attacks.

"Suzy use Lust Dust" Daisy instructed.

I smiled then as I realised that the Gym Leader had forgotten that Dark Elves were not paralysed by Lust Dust as the Drow-zee were. To be fair that wasn't a well known to many girl Tamers fact as Dark Elves rarely served human females so Daisy never would had one in her harem.

Also since Kira was able to resist poison attacks, so she was able to keep fighting despite becoming very horny. No doubt when I next let her out of her ball she'd try to hump me silly, but that didn't matter as she deserved a reward.

When the cloud of dust settled the plant type was expecting a disabled foe, but what she got was a kick to the face and then the unpleasant experience of being whipped with her own vines.

"I concede this round!" the Gym Leader called out as her pokegirl begged to be return to her ball.

Kira was now looking at me with the kind of expression that no man no matter how dense could fail to understand. She wanted Taming badly, and was barely holding on now that the battle was ended.

"I'll let you out as soon as I'm done here" I promised my sexy Dark Elf.

With that I recalled Kira so she back into her ball and when I looked at Daisy again I grew nervous. She had gone easy on me for the first round I just knew it, but now that she knew I was no mere novice she was going to increase the difficulty level.

What she sent next was a totally nude venuswhore who was had breasts big enough to make a even Branwen, my Damsel, look flat chested.

I knew then that I had to send out my Alpha, if only because she didn't worry about bra sizes too much, and when Sorceress appeared she actually giggled at the sight before her.

"Oh those can't be real" Raven commented.

Hearing that upset the Venuswhore and the plant pokegirl charged at my 'girl.

"Teleport!" I shouted.

This proved to be a good choice for an opening move, as the Venuswhore nearly exited the area during her charge, which would have gotten her disqualified. However the massive breasted poke was able to bring herself to a halt and then turn to face her foe.

"Razorleaf" Daisy ordered.

"Shield" was my next command.

Teleporting took a lot of energy so teleporting again wasn't wise however a shield could block physical attacks so it was a good idea and it would cost Raven far less energy. This was proven when the Razor Leaf the Venuswhore had just used failed to break Raven's shield.

"Now use clutz!" I commanded.

That was a spell my alpha had learned from a T2 and unlike other moves it couldn't be blocked by any kind of shield because it was a curse not a direct attack so the Venuswhore leafsheild did nothing to stop it.

"Sleep Powder!" Daisy instructed next.

A massive amount of Bloom Powder focused on one 'girl could give her breasts so big she would be unable to move, so I could not allow Raven to be effected by the dust.

"Teleport!" I ordered

"Now switch to Vine Whip" Daisy shouted out before Raven even reappeared.

The Venuswhore somehow cancelled her last attack then began to whip at the air all around her which gave Raven no where to run.

The clutz spell was actually what saved Raven the plant type somehow managed to catch her own legs with her whips, which tripped the pokegirl over.

"Now finish her off" I instructed "Use...

Raven never got to hear me.

"Sleep Powder!" Daisy shouted.

Before I could think of another order the arena was covered in powder and when it settled I saw that Raven was fast asleep on the dirt covered floor.

"You lose this round" said the Gym Leader.

Knowing that she wouldn't wake up for a while I recalled my alpha and then considered my options. Daisy didn't look so sure of herself this time which made me think that the Venuswhore had been her most powerful, but she till looked fairly confidant so I guessed that whatever she was going to use next would be somewhere between the buttsprout and the Venuswhore in terms of fighting prowess

My options were Kara and Babs as I wanted to keep my angelic pokegirl a surprise and I was sure people were watching this match. Kara was a good fighter, but Babs was very unpredictable and I got the feeling that she ready to evolve. Even one battle might be enough.

I unclipped the desired pokeball from my belt and then expanded it.

"Ready when you are" I called out.

I sent out Babs and Daisy sent a plant type that I couldn't name, but that didn't matter as they all tended to have similar attacks.

"Time for some deforestation!" my Trixie called out.

The plant type took one look at the chainsaw Babs had just made appear, which went great with the cheerleader outfit for some reason, and then promptly fainted.

"Timber!" my 'girl shouted.

Then as I hopped Babs evolved she glowed with light even as she cheered her flawless victory.

HARLEQUIN, the Trick-Mistress Pokégirl

Type: Very Near Human
Element: Psychic/Dark
Frequency: Uncommon
Diet: human style food
Role: entertainers, pranksters
Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Poison, Psychic
Weak Vs: Bug
Attacks: Foresight, Quick Attack, Flash, Hypnotic Gaze, Metronome, Tickle Fest, Darkness, Entangling Darkness, Shadow Possession, Dark Goggles
Enhancements: Enhanced Senses (Auditory, Visual,x4), Enhanced Agility (x5), Affinity (Magic), Intuitive Aptitude (Summoning Magic)
Evolves: Jokette (Mana Crystal), Lady Luck (Dream Stone)
Evolves From: Trixie (normal)

The Harlequin has always been a rather confusing Pokegirl for researchers. To some the breed represents a shred of humanity inside the darkening heart of Sukebe, a final desire to see joy in the world. To others it is simply another odd creation of a mad man at worse, or morale booster for his troops at best. Whatever the case the Harlequin is a truly unique Pokegirl breed with a rather interesting approach to… well just about everything

First is their appearance. Upon evolving from a Trixie Harlequins usually grow a few inches into any of the human norms and will occasionally go up a cup size as well. Unlike the their past form Harlequins dress a bit more seductively. They still tend to favor clown or jester style garments, but they generally tend to show more skin or fit a bit tighter, and their make-up, while certainly unique, is never as overdone as to take away from their sex appeal. As a rule, bustier Harlequins tend to avoid white make-up and purple clothes in order to not be mistaken with their more infamous evolution, the Jokette.

Harlequins are natural jokers, pranksters, and entertainers. Each and every one of them has an astounding sense of humor. This is more than likely due to their psychic abilities, allowing them to develop the perfect jokes for their audience. They tend to walk the line between Trixie and Jokette when it comes to their comedy. While they would never seriously injure somebody (That they don't hate) Harlequins can enjoy more physical pranks, often setting people up for smalls slips and falls with exaggerated end results. Yet even when their pranking goes the physical route, their targets still can't help, but chuckle at their antics. Like many dark types they tend to favor chaos although in a less destructive way. A harlequin would find more joy in a wild party than they would in something like a riot.

They tend to battle in a similar fashion. It has often been stated by Pokegirls that the Harlequin is the only breed capable of making losing fun. Through out battle they tend to tell a series of jokes in an effort to either irritate their opponent or make them laugh their ass off. Aside from their textbook attacks Harlequins tend to summon various props to help them in battle, often those used by clowns or magicians. They'll use tricks like endlessly tied scarves to bind their opponent, a chemically altered pie to the face to leave some form of status ailment, or a seltzer bottle fired water gun. Higher level Harlequins sometimes summon other Pokegirls. One popular trick used stronger Harlequins involves summoning a tiny car only for numerous Trixie to explode out and grab their opponent. The few weapons they use are usually blunt and comedicly large. Since they don't enjoy pain when they go for a physical strike they prefer a one hit K.O. like a giant mallet to the back of the head.

Harlequins tend to get along well with most of their evolutionary branch. Trixie view them as mentors and will often ask them for comedic advice. Lady Lucks enjoy their pranks to a slightly lesser degree ,but enjoy them none the less and often try to teach their sisters the games they learned fro their evolution.

Their relationship with the Jokette breed is a bit more complicated. There is something about the charisma of Jokettes that can draw Harlequins closer to them. Jokettes tend to view them as mildly entertaining and will usually keep them around until their use or fun runs out. Once this happens the Harlequin will meet the same fate that most people who cross the Jokette will. Because of this, most domestic and threshold Harlequins will avoid a Jokette like the plague, but ferals tend not to know any better and get sucked right in.

In terms of harem dynamics the Harlequin isn't often found in the harems if serious tamers. Their rather loud and attention grabbing personalities along with a lack of seriousness makes them very annoying to conservatives and even liberals find their nature to be a bit much when traveling through feral infested areas. They don't make great Alphas, not being much for responsibility, but their psychic abilities and a strong desire to see others happy makes them decent betas. Unlike many more relaxed Pokegirls, Harlequins don't annoy serious 'girls too much because they know their limits. A Harlequin is just about one of the only people aside from their tamers who can make a Cuntdor smile.

Sex with Harlequins is pretty much average. If not painful or completely repulsive, a Harlequin will usually indulge their tamer willingly in their fetishes. They tend to talk dirty, but their sex talk sounds like it came out of a bad porno and you really can't tell whether their trying to get you laughing or horny. They make decent sex battlers, having the average Pokegirls endurance and a slightly higher than average pleasure threshold. In sex battles they tend to try to tickle the resistance out of their partner before dominating them.

Ferals are rare, having the agility necessary to stay out of the average predators mouth, but nothing else that really helps them thrive in the wild. They can still talk and tell jokes, but they tend to be based solely on the Harlequins sense of humor rather than the psychic jokes of a tamed Harlequin. Their intelligence drops a bit and many Harlequins find their pranks backfiring. Threshold cases follow the same pattern of those of the Trixie. They usually don't notice they are Pokegirls until they are forced to use inhuman agility or their taste in clothes and make-up change radically.

Daisy gave me the golden star badge, signed the magazine and then politely asked me to leave and take Babs with me. Apparently the chainsaw was unnerving her too.

(Line Break)

The Shadow Islands. Fortress.

As I walked back to my room I passed by Ace and Misty who were giggling about something so much that they didn't even seem to notice me. Which was fine as I needed to go take care of Kira, but I found it odd that they didn't at least greet me.

It was only when I passed a room with an open door that I began to understand why the two Gym Leaders had been laughing so much. They had been in one of the rooms and by the looks of things they'd had some fun. The minibar had been open and some food rappers were on the floor, along with a bottle of booze.

"Help!" a voice called from the bed.

I entered the room and pulled back the covers to see that Jayden had been tied to his bed.

"You gotta help me, man" he pleaded "I'm gonna be late for my gym battle, but those two girls left me like this".

I got the feeling that Misty and Ace had not gotten carried away while having fun, they had in fact decided to sabotage Jayden, but I doubted it was for my sake. I knew that Misty had bet some money on me winning this event and if Jayden never made it to his gym match he'd be unable to take part in the semi-finals.

So it was tempting to leave him, and let one of the maids who cleaned the rooms twice a day to free him, but on the other hand if I didn't free him I might be kicked out of the contest as that would be cheating. So I took my spirit blade and began to cut the ropes.

"Let me guess" I said to Jayden "They tricked you by pretending they would both have sex with you".

It wasn't a question, but he answered anyway.

"No" he replied "They tied me up for sex and took turns going on top. It was great".

At this point I was working on the other rope and was sorely tempted into cutting a certain body part off with my blade, but I knew my pokegirl overseer didn't want to me hurting the future Dark King, and mutilating my girlfriend's brother wasn't a wise move.

"Well good for you" I said as I freed the Tamer "and good luck with your match".

Before he could say thank you I left the room and decided to spend some time alone. I had some brooding to do.