WARNING: may be weird.

Disclaimer: Fairy Tail is owned by Hiro Mashima

"Great, now we have to deal with it again?!" Yelled Lucy.

"Appears so," said Erza. Lucy sighed. By then Happy was in mid-air, flipping through the magazine's contents, completely ignoring them.

"But still, looks like we have to get that magazine!" Declared Lucy.

"Open, gate of the-" A hand grabbed Lucy's wrist.

"Don't worry, Luce, I'll handle it," said Natsu. He walked underneath Happy and cleared his throat.

"Hey, Happy, can you please give me that magazine, please?" Asked Natsu at Happy nicely. Happy… glared at him?!

"No," he firmly replied. Natsu, Lucy and Erza all looked at Happy, shocked.

"What?! But I said please! Twice!"

"I-I was expecting an 'aye sir'."

"M-me, too."

"Just wait, though," said Erza.

"E-eh?!"

"He'll drop it out of fear eventually."

"What do you mean by that?!"

Meanwhile, Happy was flipping through the magazine contents,

"Tuna… Salmon… mackerel…" Happy muttered as he flipped through the magazine contents, hypnotized by the magazine's power.

"trout…" Happy paused completely as he flipped to the next page.

"N-no," he whispered, shaking from fear.

"NOT HANE-SAKANA!" Yelled Happy as he dropped the magazine. The trio looked at the falling magazine like how a cat watches flies.

"Just what I thought. The magazine only shows the category of what the viewer desires most," said Erza.

"Yeah, but then who's gonna catch it?!" Yelled Natsu. They looked at each other before they scrambled to catch the magazine.

"Wait, what happened?" whispered Happy.

"I've got it!" Yelled Lucy as she dived for the magazine. She looked at the open page of the magazine, and now instead of celestial spirits… there was a picture of a relaxing beach?

"Ohh… that beach looks so relaxing…" whispered Lucy depressingly. Erza quickly swiped the magazine away.

"Don't look at it, Lucy!" Yelled Erza. Happy flew near Natsu.

"Hey, Natsu, what just happened and is Lucy OK?" he asked.

"Let's just say that it involved that magazine," replied Natsu.

"Vacation… Beach… Sun tan…" whispered Lucy as she fantasized from the residue of the magazine's brainwashing powers. Suddenly, she snapped back into focus and stood up.

"Wait, Erza, why did I see beaches?!" She asked.

"Must be because it was hit with the contents of the water bucket, and because the water bucket was connected to my magic and it's contents was water, I think that the magazine turned water themed as a result," said Erza.

"Yeah, that makes sense," said Natsu.

"No, it doesn't," said Lucy as she sweat dropped.

"Aye, no wonder I saw fish instead of Carla," said Happy.

"Hey, guys, what is a magazine about We-" started Romeo as he picked up the magazine.

"DON'T READ IT!" they yelled as they snatched the magazine away from Romeo.

"Quick, Erza, pour water onto the magazine again!" Yelled Natsu as he held the magazine to Erza.

"Nope, we can't use the water bucket again, because it's empty now," said Erza. Lucy, Happy and Natsu sweat dropped.

"But I will try! Sea Empress armour!" Yelled Erza as she changed into her ocean themed armour.

"Tsunami!" Water gushed out of her sword, flooding the magazine before the leftover water disappeared.

"Good, it's drenched," said Lucy.

"But how are we supposed to destroy it?!" Despite being drenched in water, the magazine was only, well, wet, and that's it.

"Let's rip it, obviously! Happy, hold the other end of the magazine," said Natsu.

"E-err, aye, sir," said Happy uncertainly as he held the other end of the magazine.

"Pull on three," said Natsu.

"Three!" Happy and Natsu tug-of-warred the magazine, pulling harder and harder, until they heard a loud rip.

"Yes, we've destroyed the magazine!"

"Nope, just the sound of Droy's clothes ripping because he was too fat," said Erza, yet Droy still ate.

"Wait, then that means…" started Natsu as he looked down.

"That shitty magazine's still intact?!" There wasn't even a slight mark on the magazine, let alone a rip.

"Dammit, desperate times calls for desperate measures! ROAR OF THE FIRE DRAGON!" Fire rushed to the magazine and burned it, but when the fire died…

The magazine was still intact.

"WHAT THE FLAMIN' HELL?!" Yelled Natsu.

"CLAW OF THE FIRE DRAGON! WINGSLASH OF TH FIRE DRAGON! BRILLIANT FLAME OF THE FIRE DRAGON! IRON FIST OF THE FIRE DRAGON!" yelled Natsu attack after attack, attacking the magazine relentlessly even though it seemed a bit weird.

The rest of the guild apart from Lucy, Erza, Happy and Natsu sweat dropped as Natsu continued to attack the magazine. In truth, because they were brainwashed by that magazine, they didn't remember anything.

"S-seriously, what the heck is that magazine made of?!" Said Macao as Natsu continued to attack the magazine.

Natsu stared at the magazine after finishing all his attacks, not even bothering to pant.

The magazine was still intact.

"N-no way, how is that even possible?!" said Lucy.

"Hey, cuckoo clover, are you sure you didn't copy and paste those five words by mistake?" asked Happy as he looked at the sky.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Australia…

Cuckoo clover sipped some coffee from a mug as she wrote the last couple of sentences.

"And… copy and paste that, because I'm too lazy to write that sentence again, and that's supposed to happen, anyway…" she muttered.

Back at the Fairy Tail Guild…

"T-that was a rhetorical question…" said Happy quietly, dropping a sweat.

"Happy, why are you talking to the sky?" asked Erza.

"Never mind that," said Happy.

"Let me try," said Lucy.

"Open, gate of the giant crab, Cancer!"

"Ebi," said the crab spirit.

"S-say 'kani' for once," whispered Happy.

"Cancer, cut up that magazine to smithereens!" said Lucy. Cancer dropped a sweat.

"E-ebi?! You want me to cut up paper?! Ebi?!"

"Anyway, just do it," said Lucy encouragingly.

"A-alright, ebi," said Cancer as he cut the magazine.

Or tried to cut.

As soon as his scissors touched the paper, the scissors broke into smithereens instead.

"H-huh?!"

"E-ebi?!"

"I didn't expect that," said Lucy. Cancer sulked at a corner.

"H-hey, Cancer, don't take it that seriously," said Lucy.

"I can't even cut up a magazine, ebi, yet I call myself a hairdresser, ebi," he said.

"Poor Cancer," pitied Lucy as she closed Cancer's gate.

"My turn!" Said Erza as she changed into her sea empress armour and repeatingly attacked the magazine. Still no luck.

"Heaven's wheel armour!" Immediately, Erza summoned at least 50 swords and attacked the magazine, extremely frustrated now.

"Come… on… you… f**king… magazine… RIP!" She yelled at each swing. Finally, she requipped back to her Heart Kreuz armour, panting.

Not one tear.

The four mages all stared at the magazine as crickets chirped. Suddenly, Wendy and Carla busted into the guild.

"Hey, everyone, we're back!" She said cheerfully.

"WENDY! Please, please, PLEASE destroy this magazine!" begged the four as they kneeled down in front of Wendy, presenting her the magazine.

"U-umm, why?"

"Just destroy it, and with your magic!" they yelled. Wendy and Carla dropped a sweat, completely confused of what's going on.

"U-umm okay. Roar of the sky dragon!" The magazine got blown by the wind, and…

It drifted outside the front door, drifting farther and farther away from the guild.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled the four.

"O-oh my goodness! Did I do something wrong? Sumimasen!"

Oh. My. God.

I can't believe I actually wrote this! Kay, this is SERIOUSLY testing my insanity right now! Just an idea, and now THIS!

So, so, SO sorry if this is just too weird for some of you,

Sumimasen! Sumimasen! *bows in apology.*

'Tsunami' is not a canon attack.

Question time!

Animelover878: Even though I told you the ending, I'm continuing it, anyway.

SimplyBirdy: THIS is how I'm continuing. Sorry if it was weird.

But still, I'm cuckoo clover, and as always,

I'm naturally crazy. :P