I think I'm sick

Chapter 3: the strongest and most dysfunctional team

Natsu sat by the window by himself as usual, the guild members chattered uneasily around him, eventually a brawl started and Natsu was forgotten. Happy sat by the bar next to a drunken Makarove watching the fight and eating a random fish. Lucy stared in shock at levy, her new best friend, "Natsu is really that bad?" she exclaimed. Levy nodded" when he found out she died all he did was walk away" Lucy and her companion glared at Natsu. They didn't know he could here them no one did no one asked.

Loki suddenly burst threw the doors, his glasses were lopsided and his clothes sticky from, sweat" she's back" was all he said. Everyone excluding Natsu and Lucy froze. Lucy was confused," what who's back?" she asked.

Elf-man was suddenly in her face fear in his eyes,"Erza scarlet, the demon lady MAN!" "What was that?" a voice came door. Like rusty gears everyone turned their heads.

Elf-man laid unconscious on the ground

After about 15 minutes of every one getting chewed out for there habits (though she didn't notice Natsu) Erza greeted Lucy." Its good that we have a new member" she said "by the way where's Gray" she continued "that rhymes" Happy announced. Gray tried to walk away but Erza caught him "Gray I need your help" she said, somebody spit there drink out getting another person wet.

"why don't you, Lucy, and I create a team for that matter"she added"take Natsu with you" Makarove commanded in his drunk haze. before gray could protest Erza was staring into Makaroves eyes "master you are drunk and speaking of ludicrous things" Makarove seemed to sober up immediately "I understand that you don't take well to Natsu but that's no reason for you all to shun him, he will join your team and you will welcome him"

Natsu suddenly appeared next to them nobody knew he had moved"what of my circumstances" he asked. The others were confused, Makarove sighed "you can take separate missions when they are on brake"

Natsu nodded and returned to his spot at the window, the three other team members huffed. "Well I heard Eisenwald is trying something and we need to stop them 'Erza grumbled. They dispersed to separate groups and another brawl started.

Makarove stared at Natsu, 'this may be the strongest or most dysfunctional team ever…maybe both' he thought. Mira quietly polished glass after glass angry, thinking that such a horrible person shouldn't have benefits.

Finally done! Gah my neck hurts