Naruto froze for a second, mentally cursing before he hurriedly placed his shirt over his head. He was just going to forget about changing his pants. Then he took a deep breath and turned around. He saw the boy that looked almost exactly like Sasuke Uchiha. He didn't know if he was an Uchiha too but Naruto knew his first name. It was Sai. They had a few classes together, and Naruto had noticed that he acted a bit weird, even for a teenager.

"That's a beautiful tattoo." Sai stated, eyes never leaving Naruto's face.

"Thank you..." Naruto replied a bit uncomfortably. "I have to go to class..." And he put his things in his locker and practically ran out of there, leaving Sai behind with a blank look on his face.

"Good morning class!" Gai-sensei boomed out as Naruto stepped into the gym, while glancing over his shoulder to see if Sai had followed him.

"Good morning Gai-sensei." The class chorused, more than a few looking like they'd rather be anywhere except there.

Naruto relaxed a little as nobody stepped closer to him. Shikamaru and Sasuke still seemed to be preoccupied with their friends. None of them were even paying attention to their gym teacher.

"Everyone start with twenty laps around the gym! Ready at my whistle!" Gai cried out happily while several people groaned in despair as the skulked to the starting line.

That was when Sai walked into the gym. Gai immediately saw him and scolded his tardiness. "Most un-youthful! I expect three extra laps!"

Sai didn't say anything, just walked over to get in line. He chose a spot right next to Naruto. He gave the blond a fake smile before getting ready to run.

"Sasuke will beat everyone!" Some girl cheered as she eyed the black haired teen.

A few other girls scoffed at her. "Of course he's going to win! He's Sasuke!"

The whistle sounded, and everyone took off at a different speed. Naruto kept his pace steady, knowing that if he pushed too hard too soon that he would tire out pretty quickly. Plus, he'd be really winded when he stopped. The steady pace for him would be better.

Sai seemed determined to stick to his side, though not a word left his lips. Naruto could feel Sai's gaze on his back though whenever he was a few feet ahead of him in the turns but that was about it. For the moment, Naruto decided to ignore him, there wasn't anything he felt he actually needed to say.

Luckily, Sai didn't seem to expect any conversations either, so Naruto sort of relaxed after that. He didn't even seem interesting in asking about the tattoo. He'd just made his observation and moved on from it. Not what teenagers usually did. Naruto was sure that if it had been Sasuke or Shikamaru, it would have been a completely different story. Questions would have come non-stop and more then likely, the whole school would know about it by the end of the day. Sai might still tell someone, but he wasn't popular like Sasuke and Shikamaru, so it was unlikely that people would believe him. Or if they did, it would take longer to get around the school.

For some reason, Naruto didn't think it would though.

But he could be wrong, he'd been wrong before.

The pair passed by their classmates that had sprinted off at the beginning and had slowed down dramatically in the six laps that they'd done so far. Now, Naruto and Sai were ahead of the rest of the group. Sai didn't falter one bit either. He stuck to Naruto's side the whole way.

When Naruto slowed down on his last lap, so did Sai. Gai-sensei didn't even notice that he'd skipped the three extra laps either because he had decided to join in on the lap running at about Naruto and Sai's fifth lap.

"Why are you... following me?" Naruto asked the quiet teen as they went to the closest wall and leaned up against it, waiting for the rest of the class to be done with their running.

Sai tilted his head to the side slightly, before opening his mouth. Before any words left, someone interrupted.

"Naruto... How did you get done so fast?" Sasuke strode up to them with Shikamaru panting and muttering 'troublesome' along the way.

Naruto shrugged with a smirk. Nobody really had his sort of stamina... except maybe Sai... though for all that Naruto knew, Sai really was exhausted but just didn't show it...

"Slow and steady wins the race..." Sai said instead.

Sasuke raised an eyebrow as he looked from Sai to Naruto and back again. "Made a new friend?"

"We are not friends. Naruto would have to feel comfortable around my presence for him to be considered my friend."

"... alright. Just remember about lunch." Sasuke rolled his eyes at Sai and walked away as Gai-sensei began shouting their instructions.

"What is with people and talking to me today...?" Naruto muttered as he headed towards the basketball court.

Sai followed. "I am talking to you because you are letting me."

Naruto gave him a skeptical look. "I'm letting you? How am I letting you?"

"You have not told me to go away. That is letting me." Sai gave a smile but something about it just looked odd...It seemed so fake...

Naruto tilted his head in thought and grudgingly had to agree with Sai's answer. He hadn't really told him to leave him alone. "Alright then... why haven't you ever talked to me before...?"

"Because you weren't interesting."

"...Ouch..." Naruto muttered, Sai didn't pull his punches. "So now there is something interesting about me...?"

"Hn."

Naruto could help but ask the question that had been circling his mind and that was the perfect opportunity. "... Are you an Uchiha...?" He reached out to grab a basketball that had rolled its way over to them from somewhere.

"No." Sai swiped the ball that Naruto had grabbed and began shooting it into the basket. "I'm an orphan.

"Ah..." Now Naruto felt a bit awkward. He hadn't thought that his question would take a turn in that direction... "I am too..."

"I know. With your last name, it's hard not to know." Sai stated, not seeming bothered one bit. "It is why you isolate yourself."

"Pretty much..." Naruto said, feeling a bit uncomfortable with the direction the conversation was going. But then again, he always felt uncomfortable when his last name was brought up. It meant people knew about his past. About his mother's past.

And about his older brother.

Not that Naruto remembered anything about them. He'd been too young when hell had broken loose, so to speak. He hadn't even known that he'd had a brother until about a year ago. Naruto had found out about him when he'd met some of his father's old friends by chance, Tsunade and Jiraiya, when they'd noticed he looked exactly like his father. After getting to know each other, they had told him some of it. It helped that Tsunade and Jiraiya had been able to adopt him, though it had taken a year, and so information had taken a while to share. They also hadn't wanted to traumatize him with his family's dark past.

Tsunade and Jiraiya had known Minato Namikaze, Naruto's father, and had been practically family with him for years. Since Minato was a teenager. He had been their unofficial son, in a way. Practically family wasn't enough to get custody of Naruto though.

His father hadn't had a bad reputation, he'd been loved and revered by the citizens of Konoha. Minato Namikaze, the police chief of the Kohona Police force. Minato Namikaze had been a hero, years of taking out drug lords, and taking down corrupt officials with seedy businesses', had earned him the position. He'd cleaned Konoha's streets, made the city safe.

And made enemies.

That was why people didn't know that Minato Namikaze was Naruto's father. They only remembered that Kushina Uzumaki was Naruto's mother, and that Kurama Uzumaki was his older brother.

Naruto's mother, Kushina, had never officially married Minato. They had been worried that the criminals and felons would target her and any children that they had if they ever did get married to get back at Minato.

The plan had been successful, and the two had had a happy life. But those had been the early years. Wonderful, joyful... unsuspecting of what would turn up. Kurama Uzumaki had been born within those glorious year. From what Tsunade had told Naruto, Kurama had been a quiet baby. Never made a fuss, even when he was older, he stayed to himself. He'd always had calculating eyes, and shown little to no emotion.

In all honesty, Naruto had always wondered what having a brother would be like... What having a family would be like... and he would might have known, if his mother hadn't gone crazy.

Kushina Uzumaki... Tsunade had told Naruto that the stress of keeping so much of her life hidden had slowly eroded her mind, and she's had a mental breakdown- though something about that didn't add up to Naruto, but he let it go for the moment-. It had started out as something small. She would get frustrated easily with Kurama. It didn't get physical for a long time, and when it did, she would lie about how he'd gotten hurt.

Minato wasn't ever home, and when he was, he would believe what Kushina had told him.

Then, when Kurama was thirteen, Naruto had been conceived. It had been a pretty big gap between them, and everyone had been surprised about the pregnancy. Kushina especially had taken it badly.

Just after giving birth, Kushina had lost it.

Naruto hadn't been able to find out much more about what happened other then she started going crazy. She'd somehow gotten one of Minato's guns and without a word(He'd been on the clock when they had given him a call to come to the hospital), began shooting at anyone in sight. Luckily, Naruto had already been taken out the room and that part of the hospital had been evacuated and locked down.

Somehow a fire had started during the shooting and when everything was over, Kushina and Minato had been found dead.

Tsunade had gotten the information from the nurses that hadn't been wounded, the police officers and Kurama- he'd told her about his mothers behavior. She had been mortified at the emotionless and accepting manner Kurama had relayed the information-. Tsunade had been there during Naruto's birth-being one of the worlds top doctors, of course she was going to be there-, but she had left with Naruto because there had been a slight problem with his vitals and she'd wanted to check him out in case it turned into something major. Good thing she had, otherwise Naruto might have left that room dead rather then alive that day.

Kurama had been just outside the delivery room. He'd been waiting there when doctors and nurses had started running out of the room and evacuating the delivery wing.

Tsunade had told Naruto that Kurama had always shown little to no emotion, the only time he ever had, had been when he'd seen Naruto for the first time just after the shooting. Tsunade had seen something flash through his eyes, before it disappeared, leaving an emotionless face behind. And then, shortly after that, Kurama had murdered thirty people.

Naruto didn't learn much else about his brother from Tsunade after that. It seemed to pain her to talk about him, so instead, Naruto had gone back to internet to research about him.

The thirteen year old, Kurama Uzumaki, had been captured and evaluated. Doctors had diagnosed him as a psychopath. Because of how young he was, instead of prison, Kurama had been sent to a juvenile facility. A year later, he had escaped, along with eight others. They had been captured a few months after that, except for Kurama Uzumaki. He was still on the run. Every few years, random murders would pop up, and Kurama would leave his signature on the body.

Naruto couldn't believe what he'd found at first. Then he'd thought about people's reactions.

When he had been younger, Naruto had always wondered why people had hated him so much. When he found out why last year, it had made his heart clench, and it made sense... in a painful way.

A mother whom had gone crazy and shoot up a hospital, killing the police chief in the process.

A brother whom was a wanted serial killer.

No wonder people gave him a wide berth. They thought he would be the next Uzumaki murderer...

Naruto mentally winced- not that he regretted it- to think, he'd had gotten a tattoo of the nine tailed Kurama, on his back. That of course had been before he'd known all the information about his family, not that Kurama Uzumaki was connected with the Kurama the Kyuubi in any way... it just would have been nice to know he'd had a brother named Kurama. Good thing it wasn't a well known story, otherwise people would think that he was idolizing his brother...

Damn people and their irrational fear of a baby... He wasn't his mother or brother!

Naruto yelped as the basketball bounced off of his head. His head throbbed and Naruto rubbed it to ease the pain. He had completely zoned out, and hadn't been paying any attention to what was happening around him.

"My apologies, Naruto." Sai stated as he swiped the ball from the air as it bounced away from the blond.

Naruto opened his eyes and looked over at Sai. "Ah, no.. My fault. I wasn't paying attention..."

Sai tilted his head, shrugged, and went back to shooting the ball at the hoop. It bounced off the rim again, and headed straight for Naruto. This time he caught it before it touched his blond, spiky hair.

Naruto could hear the squeals of delight from the other side of the gym. "Sasuke's so great! Sasuke, please be my boyfriend!" Naruto shook his head in disbelief.

"Groups of five!" Gai cried as he spotted the two of them at the far court.

Naruto glanced around and noticed that everyone else already had groups of five going. "Uh, we would, but everyone's already full."

Gai startled and looked around, obviously counting out the groups. "Right! You two will be playing one on one!" Gai threw them a thumbs up, and smiled. His pearly whites gave a blinding sparkle that had Naruto and Sai blinking rapidly to maybe help clear the flash from their eyes. It took a minute.

"Does he always do that...?" Naruto asked Naruto as they turned back to their basket. Naruto dribbled the ball for a second, before lining himself up with the basket, and let loose. The ball flew up and arced into the basket with a whoosh.

"Yes. Gai-sensei is energetic." Sai commented as he went for the ball.

An unspoken agreement passed between them. They were just going to shoot the ball instead of actually going against each other. It wasn't like Gai-sensei was paying attention to them anyways.

The rest of the class passed by relatively quickly. When Gai sent them all back to the locker room, Naruto headed to the stall with his clothes and didn't come out until he was sure that everyone left. He opened the stall door, and peaked out. Nobody was within sight. He strained to hear anything and nothing came up.

With a sigh of relief, Naruto pushed open the door the rest of the way and headed over to his backpack. He stopped short as he spotted Sasuke and Shikamaru standing against the lockers, and Sai sitting on the bench with a notebook on his lap. When Naruto edged closer, he noticed that Sai was drawing something before he looked up and shut his book when he noticed the blond coming closer.

Shikamaru pushed himself away from the lockers with a sigh. "Finally. Let's go."

With an inward groan, Naruto picked up his bag, and followed them out of the door. He hated being the center of attention- with people that he didn't know.

And no doubt they would have a lot of questions... If they had anything to do with his brother or mother, he didn't care. He was going to leave and they wouldn't be able to stop him.

"Aren't you going to buy lunch...?" Sasuke asked Naruto as he was about to head in the opposite direction from the lunch line.

Naruto hesitated for a moment. He usually just waited until school was done to eat something... But he was actually really hungry since he hadn't eaten much breakfast... With that, Naruto followed them to the line while taking out his Gama-Chan. Opening it quickly, Naruto took out a five dollar bill, and placed the green toad wallet back into his pocket.

Out of the corner of his eye, Naruto noticed Sasuke eyeing the wallet with a puzzled look. He didn't say anything though so Naruto forgot about it.

The group of boys grabbed their lunch and headed to a table on the far left of the cafeteria. Naruto and Sai stayed just behind the two others, so no one noticed them there until Sasuke and Shikamaru sat down.

Naruto eyed them wearily as the group abruptly stopped talking. Sai didn't seem bothered that they were eying him wearily too.

Shikamaru sighed. "Troublesome. Everyone, Sasuke and I invited them to eat with us. This is Naruto and most of you know Sai."

The group exchanged uneasy looks before turning back to Naruto and giving uncertain smiles and hello's.

Sasuke crossed his arms and took over the introductions. "Hinata is the only girl sitting with us. The one with the glasses sitting next to her is Shino. The one with the chips is Chouji, and next to him is Neji, he's Hinata's cousin. Lee is the one in the green sweater, and Ten-Ten is the other girl in our group. She's not here yet though.

Naruto just nodded and sat at an empty space next to Shikamaru. Sai sat on his other side. After a few seconds of awkward silence, Naruto decided to actually open his mouth. "Nice t-to meet you guys."

They all nodded and after a few minutes, began speaking to each other. Naruto relaxed slightly when they ignored him. He turned his attention to his meal.

"What school did you come from, Naruto?" Sasuke suddenly asked, causing Naruto to choke on the mouthful of noodles that he'd just stuffed into his face.

After taking a swallow of water, Naruto cleared his throat and answered the question. "The one just before was ROOT High..." Again Naruto cleared his throat, shifting his eyes away from meeting anyone else's at the table.

"ROOT High? Isn't that..."

"A disciplinary school... yeah..." Naruto stabbed his plastic fork through some noodles and stuffed them into his mouth. This was going to be the last time he'd join a group. Now there would be even more rumors about him... He could lie but eventually the truth would get out, and he wasn't really the lying type...

"Why were you sent there?" Shikamaru asked this time.

Naruto sighed quietly before looking up. He was a bit surprised at what he saw, actually. The whole group just looked curiously at him. He wasn't expecting curiosity, more like sneers, frowns, and maybe a few disgusted looks. It was sort of a relief to see something different. "It wasn't that I did anything really... I'd just gotten sent to a new foster family and t-they sent me there because they thought I was going to be a 'problem'." Naruto shrugged. He'd stayed there for his junior year of high school. It had been a nightmare to say the least. He hadn't been able to write any stories during his stay either. Good thing he'd met Tsunade and Jiraiya he month before he'd been sent to a new home. They'd been able to stay in contact and Tsunade had started the adoption process for the second time. She'd told him that she'd tried it once before, when he'd been a few months old, but something had happened and she'd lost all information about Naruto and his brother. This time, nothing went wrong except it took a long time. Tsunade hadn't been able to believe his foster parent's decision to send Naruto there.

It was a harsh school. They had been incredibly displeased to hear that he'd had a tattoo. They'd required him to keep it hidden, not that he would have showed it off to anyone. The only thing pushing Naruto though, it had been that he would be officially adopted soon. His memories of Gaara also helped.

"Ho-how long did y-you have to s-stay there?" Hinata asked quietly. The stuttering made Naruto duck his head to hide a smile. He used to be just like her, before Gaara.

"It was just for my junior year, luckily. That place is too strict." Naruto stated and noticed that Sai was nodding in agreement.

Sai spoke, which seemed to surprise the group a bit. "I went to ROOT High for my freshman year. It is not an experience that I would ever wish to repeat."

Sasuke and Shikamaru exchanged a quick look before turning back to Naruto. "Where did you go before ROOT..?"

"ANBU High.." Naruto replied, taking another bit of his food. "I stayed for my sophomore year."

Shikamaru once again decided to speak, seeming really interested for once. "A disciplinary school and a military school? That's so troublesome."

Naruto couldn't help but snort. It was good that he hadn't had anything in his mouth at that moment. It would have been embarrassing to have orange juice fly out of his nostrils. "It wasn't so bad. While I was there it was horrible but after being sent to ROOT, it was practically a walk in the park!"

The group laughed, and Naruto couldn't help but grin.

"What about freshman year?" Sasuke asked with a twitch of his lip.

It looked like he was trying hard not to smile. "Freshman year was pretty normal. I went to Suna High." Naruto couldn't help but smile as Gaara's face crossed his mind. It seemed like so long ago that they'd seen each other...

The bell rang just then, cutting off anymore conversations and Naruto's nostalgia.

Everyone parted with 'see you later' and headed to class. For Naruto and Sai, Spanish passed by relatively quickly. No big events happened at all and the History Pop Quiz was incredibly easy to do. At least for Naruto it was. He'd always loved history, and historical points in time tended to stick in his mind pretty well.

Class ended, and that was were Sai and him parted ways. Naruto went down the opposite directed that Sai went, towards his favorite class. Creative Writing.

As usual, Naruto was the first person to walk into the classroom. He spotted Shisui at the board, writing the classes prompt on the board.

"Hello, Shisui-sensei." Naruto call as he went to his seat at the front of the classroom. This was one of the two classes that he didn't mind sitting in the front row.

"Ah, Naruto! How are you? I haven't seen you all day today!" Shisui smiled and turned back to the board to finish the sentence. As soon as he was done, he turned towards Naruto again.

"Yeah... I was actually eating lunch with someone. Sasuke and Shikamaru dragged me to meet some of their friends..." Naruto smiled lightly. He hated to admit it, but he was already opening up them. Even Sai...

"With Sasuke..?" Shisui said, a grin spreading across his face. "That's wonderful! About time you opened up to people your age!"

Naruto stuck his tongue out at his teacher. "You're lucky they actually started talking to me."

Shisui smiled, and ruffled Naruto's blond hair. "You deserve some friends. Do try not to hide back in your shell."

Naruto pushed Shisui's hand off with a huff, and crossed his arms, a pout already forming on his lips. "If they start to ignore me then there's nothing that I can do, you know?"

Just then, the door slammed open, and students rushed in. Naruto glanced up at the clock and noticed that the bell would ring in a minute. Once everyone was sitting in their seats and the bell had rung, Shisui cleared his thought and caught the attention of the students pretty quickly.

"Today we're going to do the prompt on the board for about fifteen to twenty minutes, then, we're going to write three poems. It doesn't matter which format you want to use, whether it's Haiku, Free Form, Sonnet, Acrostic, ect." Shisui grinned at the chatter that arose at that. One thing about electives was that people choose what they wanted and were usually placed there. The only reason that a student didn't get their first choice elective was if the rooster was already filled or their core schedule had the same times are the elective and there wasn't another alternative time to take the elective/core class.

That meant that the atmosphere in the class was buzzing with excitement. Shisui loved that. He enjoyed teaching. Opening up minds, and setting a foundation for future writers. "Alright, you may work in groups of two if you feel like bouncing ideas off each other but nothing loud. Remember, you're not the only person in the room!"

Instantly, the chatter died down and everyone began writing the prompt in their journals.

Naruto read the line on the board, contemplating what to write on the notebook in front of him.

'Pretend you are writing a fiction book. Who is the Antagonist? Why is s/he the Antagonist? Why does s/he hate the Protagonist? Was s/he always bad or was there a catalyst?'

Tilting his head to the left, Naruto hummed quietly, eyes thoughtful. After a few more moments, he began to write.

Sounds of pens scraping on paper filled the room, and soon, everyone was finished. More than a few had gotten into it and were a tad bit disappointed that they couldn't go farther.

Shisui noticed, and he couldn't help but smirk, his dark eyes lighting up. "Not to worry, we'll be coming back to this next week."

Naruto couldn't help but feel a little(okay, a lot) excited about that.

"Gear switch, everyone! Poetry time. If you don't finish by the end of class, it's homework that you turn in at the start of the class on Thursday." Shisui said, not moving from his desk. He'd been grading papers all day, and he still wasn't done with the previous day's papers.

Once again, the sounds of scribbling filled the room, but this time there was whispering as well.

Naruto took out a sheet of paper and started tapping on it with his eraser. What would he choose? One would definitely be a Free Form, but he wasn't sure about the other two... Maybe he'd do them all Free Form? He decided to start writing a few random ones so that he could get the hang of it before starting. Maybe he'd write one he'd really like and submit it..?

"Short and sweet...something nature-ish... or not?" Naruto mumbled to himself with a small grin.

OoOoOoOoOoOoOo

Crunch, the leaves crackle.

Swoosh, the water runs by,

And the sunlight falls from the sky.

OoOoOoOoOoOoOo

Prittle, prattle the little leaves.

Flying, jumping, scrambling high,

With the help of the wind.

Jingle, jangle, on they go,

Where they will stop,

Only the wind knows.

OoOoOoOoOoOoOo

Students mumbling to each other,

Trying not to freeze,

On this cold morning,

And the teacher not too pleased.

OoOoOoOoOoOoOo

Love is like a tree,

That grows in the spring...

OoOoOoOoOoOoOo

Naruto stopped writing with a frown. He wouldn't be able to use any of those, they seemed to short. The last one wasn't even done but maybe he could use it? He had plenty of inspiration for it from his time with Gaara.

Should he do the love poem...? A love poem?

Love is like a tree that grows in the spring,

Spreading, lifting, living...

Loosing.

Naruto stopped, feeling the tears well up. Maybe a love poem wasn't such a good idea after all...

OoOoOoOoOoOoOo

Naruto waved goodbye to Shisui as he left the classroom. It had taken a while but he'd finally gotten his three poems finished. He'd finally decided on two Free Forms and a Sonnet. None of them had anything to do with love though. Every time he'd tried, it made him think of how he'd lost Gaara, and that had derailed the writing process at every try. He could write about other's love but when it came to his own...

Naruto sighed quietly as he made his way down the packed hallway. There was bodies everywhere, along with a lot of noise from people slamming their lockers shut. Not to mention the gaggle of girls always laughing, yelling and squealing.

Naruto side stepped them and went straight for the closest exit. It had been a long day and he really wanted to get home and just relax.

"Naruto!"

For a second, Naruto contemplated on just pretending that he hadn't heard anyone yell his name, but before he could make up his mind, that same someone touched his shoulder. His body immediately tensed, and he jerked out of the grip before turning around.

"Ah, sorry..." Sasuke said, his eyebrow raised a little at the reaction the Naruto had had to being touched but didn't say anything about it.

Naruto shook his head and gave him a grin. "Ah, sorry, you startled me. What's up?"

Sasuke and Shikamaru exchanged a quick look before turning back to Naruto. "Do you want to hang out? We were planning on going to the mall or going to see to the movies?"

They were really persistent, Naruto thought as he looked from one face to the other. "Sorry, I don't really feeling like going anywhere..."

The three began to walk out to the mostly empty student parking lot, and Naruto didn't see that Sasuke and Shikamaru exchanged another look.

"Naruto!"

The blond whirled over to look in the direction of that voice. It was Tsunade, and she looked like she was furious.

"Baa-chan! I didn't do it!" Naruto took a hasty step back as she got closer.

"Didn't do what?" She asked with a raised eyebrow. Then she noticed that he wasn't exactly alone. Her eyes darted from Shikamaru to Sasuke, a small smirk appearing on her face. "Oh you're not the one that's in trouble Naruto. At least not yet. But enough of that, who do we have here? Friends?"

Naruto relaxed a little. Jiraiya must have done something and to get out of the house she'd come to pick him up. But there was still a little bit of a threat, so he was cautious. "Ah, not really... This is Sasuke Uchiha and Shikamaru Nara."

Just then, Sai appeared out of no where, stopped next to Naruto and was looking at Tsunade. "And that's Sai..."

"So they are your friends!" Tsunade grinned and ruffled Naruto's hair.

That was when Sai opened his mouth. "Who's the big boobed hag?"

There was silence. Shocked silence, and Naruto started to sweat a little. Sai was going to die.

Idiot.


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