Hi guys!
Sorry it took me so long to update the second chapter but you know how it can get, life and all is messy.. I also couldn't use my computer cuz it died and had to buy a new one... Ehh... anyways sorry it took so long and I will try to work harder at the new chapters!
Ps. There will be some OOCness cuz I really have problems with Sauske's personality but I hope it won't be as annoying as I think it may be
Thanks to everyone that started following the story! Please leave reviews cuz I want to know what you guys think~
Ps2. I know that story is starting really slow but I'm working on the new chapter and I have few ideas so... yeah ^^"
Love you all *muah*
A.k.


Ch 2: Love Drunk

Maybe too drunk to care or just being back to his usual self Naruto slowly stood up from the sofa and slightly tripping over over his own legs as drunk people are always said to do, he walked to the new boy looking at him seemingly pissed off. Squinting his eyes his face got closer and closer to the unknown's until a sudden wild grin appeared reflected in the raven's eyes.

- He looks totally like you! - Naruto exclaimed in a drunkish tone turning his head in Sai's direction - maybe, but I cannot be sure, he looks prettier than you - he giggled at his own joke thinking he was the smartest person in the whole room and put a hand on the newcomer's shoulder - nice to meet you man! - his greeting was met with nothing but no words and just quiet breathing sound.

- Don't you think it would be suitable to introduce yourself? - Sai said rising an eyebrow at his cousin's lack of reaction but then again knowing the younger boy, he would just keep quiet. - whatever - he took a free spot on the couch -his name is Sasuke and he's the same age as you guys. He lives quite far from here and he came to check out the college, you guys are going to be the same year. So I thought that this creepy ex-goth loner might use some friends. But the main reason of my visit today was to see you - he winked at Naruto. Sai was always painfully straightforward and truthful so usually not minding how someone else would feel after hearing what he had to say he spoke his mind freely which according to the pack was one of his best traits since everyone could always count on hearing what the not necessarily wanted to but needed to hear. Meanwhile Sasuke was just standing, with the blond's arm around his shoulder most probably wondering why was he in a place full of obviously no one else but idiots and after everyone's short introductions he freed himself from Naruto's already awkwardly long embrace which could be blamed at the fact that the boy was already quite wasted.

- New guy! Since we don't know you, you have to drink 6 penalty shots of tequila! - Kiba started pouring the penalty shots. If someone from their group was coming late to the hangout, he had to do 3 penalty shot of whatever he was made to drink, but everyone was quite surprised as Kiba had said "six".

- What the hell is it with you and this devil's alcohol today? You just want make the next day as horrible for everyone as you always have it? - Shikamaru was always making fun of Kiba and his inability to drink alcohol since there was not even one time when the brunette didn't end up with a killer hangover the following day to their parties.

Music was smoothly switching between songs while everyone was catching up with Sai forgetting that Sasuke was sitting right next to them sipping on his beer slowly and listening to boys screaming over each other. It would be hard for him to blend in and pretend he wasn't there if it wasn't for years of practice at the annual Uchiha family festivals he hated since he could remember. Being constantly compared to his genius of an older brother was always annoying since no matter how hard had he tried he could never surpass his sibling, was it sports, science, human studies or art, the older of the two exceeded at everything there was to exceed at. So trying to avoid being continuously compared he learnt how to blend in with the walls. But people usually found him in the end, as his brother that also didn't enjoy the attention as the star and pride of the Uchiha family was not surprisingly better at avoiding annoying social contacts. And yet now there he was, made by his creepy cousin to hang out with bunch of idiots with an altogether IQ score of around 5 only finding a solace in a quite tasty beer that he'd been sipping on for too long as it got luke warm. Looking through the people in the room he could see that they all were comfortable with his cousin, who was creepily hanging onto the blond guy that was obviously too drunk to notice anything. Sasuke always wondered if he may be the only one to actually find his cousin's behaviour unsettling but since everyone from his family could never care enough about ones personality focusing on the studies and results brought back home he suspected that only his brother may be bothered by the weird aura spread by their relative, but the two never really talked about anything. At all. The group of boys seemed to be oblivious to everything in the entire world "that's a privilege of idiots" he thought and took the last sip of his beer. The situation though made him cringe even more and more - Sai was slowly making his way on to the blond's lap and really, Sasuke never wanted to see anyone from his family engage in a close make out session right in front of him. Especially Sai. "I need to find a way out of here if I don't want to end up puking all over this place" he looked around the apartment easily locating the front door. "Gods of luck, or fortune or to whom ever I should pray to in this occasion, please let me escape from here without being noticed. Almighty Odin, I beg of thee, prepare a diversion so that I, a mere human, can leave this nightmare of a place" hoping that addressing the higher powers of ancient gods would work and give him a slight bit of luck, he quietly put the empty bottle and started to slowly rise from his seat.

- OH MY GOD! - Chouji suddenly shrieked - HE'S NOT DEAD! - Sasuke realised that daydreaming just made him oblivious to the conversation in the room which was obviously about him. Stopping the urge to facepalm his forehead with his all strength at his own stupidity he looked up and saw everyone laughing at him and on huge grin on probably the stupidest face.

- Now now now - Kiba slowly stood up, not that it was intended, he only didn't want to fall back down on his seat - you my dear have not drank your 6 penalty shots - Sai giggled at Sasuke's surprised face that kept looking between the glasses and the boy's face.

- Sasuke...- Sai stood up too, his voice dangerously mischievous - my dear cousin, because you're usually a little pain in the ass just be nice and drink the drink nice gentlemen have prepared for you - with each word he was getting closer to the younger raven, grin spread on his face; he wasn't a pure Uchiha blood so he had the privilege of doing whatever he wanted with his face and expressions.

- Are you crazy? Shouldn't you be taking care of me? - Sasuke said with his voice low and quiet as his hopes of getting out of the apartment were being shattered. "and THIS is why I don't believe in anything. Fuck me"

- GUYS IT CAN TALK!

- Can you stop treating me like an anim...- Sasuke's venomous comment was interrupted by something crashing into him from the back. Years of physical training paid off and he didn't hurt his pride falling down on his face, but as he saw a tanned well muscled arms wrapped around his waist his pride was gone when the arms pulled him up in the air. Maybe it was because he was taken off guard by the drunk blonde who's name he couldn't bother to remember or maybe it was the daggers sent by his cousin in his direction that made him freeze with a pure terror (to normal people he just looked surprised but the Uchihas are known for not showing any emotion) written on his face.

-Sai are you feeding him at home? He's so light! - blonde said giving Sasuke's slim body one last squeeze and let go of him. The contact with the ground made the raven's brain work once again and registering what has just happened his face brushed with slight pink. "NO ONE touches Sasuke Uchiha. Especially like this."
- What the fuck is your problem? - Seething with hatred through his gritted teeth Sasuke was trying to remain his cool so that he won't jump the blonde this instant, killing him immediately.
- Hey, princess, calm down. - Ponytailed boy said his expression unchanging, constantly showing lack of interest in basically anything that was happening. "at least it's gonna be one less person to worry about" more talkative within his head Sasuke was sending glare daggers to the blonde who looked to pride in his liking. - Our friend here had a rough couple of months, and you should be happy that he's taken a liking to you so fast. He lifts people up after he knows he can trust them - switching his gaze from Sasuke, the bored lad took a sip of his beer. "Who the fuck lifts people when he knows them?"
- Yeah, well seems like you just had to get him high on something and it did it - snapping back Sasuke didn't care about being unnoticeable anymore, since they wouldn't let him go unless he'd be extremely rude which wasn't a bit of a problem in this or any other situation. Suddenly previously relaxed atmosphere became tense quiet.

- Hey new guy! - pointing his finger one of the boys shouted - don't think you can go talking shit bout my friends.

- I won't be taking advice form you, since obviously you're not reasonable enough to not get huge tattoos on your face. - dismissing the other boy easily Sasuke turned his face back to Naruto this time with the pure anger in his eyes. No one calls him a princess without a payback, and obviously it would hurt the most if he'd hurt the reason why he was dragged into this nightmare. Shooting one last glance in his cousin's direction, he knew that the situation might turn on him, but it's not like Sasuke himself was weak. He just kind of looked like that with his slender limbs and torso, but he could bet just by looking at everyone that they were just all-muscles and no-brains so it'd be a piece of cake if things got out of hand. - I don't know what's your problem, but why do you think you could go and touch me out of nowhere, huh? You're obviously the stupidest out of everyone and no wonder your girl left you, I mean I'm surprised you even had one to begin with? And the fact that you can even articulate any words with this brain of yours barely working in the gym, bravo.

- Hey, leave the guy alone, he's an idiot but he never meant to offend you. - Shino looked at Naruto's blank face and then in happened. Everyone thought that like few days before Naruto would break down at the mention of the pink-haired-bitch but unexpectedly Naruto's face was taken over by a devilish grin.

- Shikamaru was right calling you a princess, you can't even offend someone with a straight face. - slightly chuckling under his nose Naruto was looking at a completely emotionless face, the same you could sometimes see when Sai was really angry. - Sai's may be sometimes really creepy but at least he's not blushing when someone puts a hand on his shoulder. - The room seemed to be frozen in time, no one made a move, you could only hear Kiba's breathing, no one could believe what they just heard. - Let's just drink, it's not gonna kill you! - Naruto's bright smile was back up on his tanned face, one hand with the tequila shot extended in Sasuke's direction.

- I'm gonna make you regret what you just said. - The raven's face, one could say, lit up like he'd just taken up a challenge.


Slowly opening his eyes, Naruto had no idea where he was or what has happened last night. Considering his aching muscles and the horrid headache he'd been partying and dancing until late in the morning. Because the sun beams were slowly getting his headache worse the boy decided to close his eyes for few minutes more but moments later he felt a small paw hitting his cheek. Few seconds later, he heard the loudest meow in ages, it meant it was high time to get up or it would get only more painful and more loud.

- Noodle, this time Kiba did it, I bet we all have hangovers now. - sitting on the side of his bed Naruto started petting ginger cat that was rubbing his head against his leg. Naruto's usual pajamas consisted only of his boxers that were kept mostly in red and orange colors that made his skin look more tan and they used to bring out his bubbly personality that now, after a break-up from hell, was more toned down and down to earth. The cat meowed again, this time just looking up at the blond mess of hair, trying to convey that it's already time for food. - Just let me at least wash up first. - standing up, the cat's head suddenly turned in the direction of the kitchen, and as soon as Naruto did the first step, he heard door slamming and someone running down the staircase. "the neighbors are fighting early in the morning". Undressing wasn't a big problem, and turning on a hot stream of water he stepped under the shower, leaving the door to the bathroom slightly open if his cat would like to join him only to watch his human getting unnecessarily wet. Hangover made his showering slightly bit harder when everything around him was spinning and he nearly tripped just looking up.
Knock
"Jeez the cat again knocked something over"
Knock
- Noodle! Stop doing that!
Knock
- NOODLE!
Knock, knock, knock.
The knocking sound became so unbearable, that needing to check on the devil's ginger servant, Naruto turned off the water and stepped out of the bathroom, really to kill his cat for destroying yet another thing in his apartment.
- oh… - blood in Naruto's body froze and he suddenly felt the cold air hit him with realization. How can a cat make knocking sounds? "But why would anyone be in my apartment?" a quick thought went through blonde's head as he caught a glimpse of pitch black hair.