I have exams this week so I'm cramming as much as I can
Chapter 27:
Lucy was about to explain her plan when the mayor came forward "What's going on?" he asked. Lucy turned to him while Erza searched for Natsu and Grey. "There are some people up by the temples that have been causing your curse problem. They are coming to destroy the village and we need to stop the-" the mayor panicked "NO! I didn't ask for this! Destroy the moon the moon!" some others dragged him away. "Don't mind him" one said "He hasn't been the same since his son died" the mayor continued to yell. "Leave it to us and we'll fix this" Lucy said.
Minutes later
"I have finished preparation princes" Virgo said. Lucy smiled "thanks, you always do things quickly" Virgo tilted her head "will you punish me?" Lucy sighed. Happy stared at her "you're an idiot" he deadpanned. Lucy deflated "why would you say that" Happy sighed "because nobody would fall for that trick". She huffed "it's the perfect pitfall, it they are going to destroy the village they have to come through the entrance right? When they do they'll fall into the hole" Happy shook his head "Only a retard could fall for that" the others agreed. "Just wait and see" she growled.
"Someone is coming!" a guard yelled "Open the gate" Erza answered also skeptical about the plan. As the gate rose Lucy became exited to prove that her plan would work but gaped to see Natsu come through followed by Grey supporting himself on a stick. Natsu stopped at the grass covered hole and looked up "Seriously" he said "No one would fall for tha-"Grey fell in "oh, I stand corrected". Natsu peered at Grey laying unconscious in the trap, "you should get him out of there" Lucy pouted "No duh" she said "Lets cover the hole"
Natsu rolled his eyes and pointed upwards, they followed with there eyes. Comical tears fell from Lucy's eyes as they all stared at the giant rat carrying a large bucket filled with green slim. "Oh good the mages are here as well" Sherry said "Ooooon" a large blop of the slim fell down towards Lucy, she held out her hand "slim?" before it touched her Erza yanked her back. It spilled over a patch of weeds and melted the whole thing down to a shallow hole.
Panic spread through the crowd, "if they spill that" one man said "the whole village will be destroyed!" "well be killed!" just as those words where heard the bucket tipped and the slim rained down on the people below.
Oh I have a headache
MN: …
CN: …
AN: …
Me: why are you guys staring at me?
ALL: your so flat chestded
Me: *glares and brings out bazooka* oh, I see. I hope you all like to clean up stains cus when I re-spawn you that's what you'll be doing
ALL: wait!
Me: what?
CN: can I kill them
MN: *face palms*
AN: are you retarded or something
Me: you know what forget this*places down bazooka grab money and leaves*
ALL: where are you going?
Me: to get a botox injection where else!
AN: she knows we were just joking right?
MN: no she probably torture us when she gets back
CN: I hope I get to
AN: you're evil
Fighting starts