Cartman POV:
"GOD DAMNIT!" I heard a knock on the door. I opened it slowly, only showing my eyes peaking through the crack.
"Jew.." I said with disgust.
Kyle just stood there. "Fatass, Trust me, I don't want to be here. I just need to know if you have a calculator."
I started laughing. "Heh, heh, Jew I don't have one! Why would I?!"
Kyle stared at me with his beady green eyes. "Goddamnit Cartman..I swear."
I slammed the door in his face. And did my laughing song. "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! Jew doesn't have a calculator."
Kyle screamed with his squeaky voice. "Cartman OPEN THIS DOOR!"
I chuckled and said. "What jew? Do you have sand in your vagina?"
Kyle screamed and ran down the side walk.
"Bye!"
I sat down and saw a book opened next to me. "EW! I hate books!" I slapped the book and it fell and showed its cover. " A BOOK ABOUT CATS?! Eh, what the heck." I grabbed it and read alittle. "This is good.."
2 hours later.
Kenny was sitting on the floor looking up at Cartman. "MPHTS MRPS MLL MROUT?" (Whats this all about?)
I held the book up. "Behold! Warriors!"
Kyle laughed with his glove covering his mouth.
"SHUT IT JEW!"
He stopped.
Stan then grabbed the book from my hand. "Dude..This is f**king sweet!"
Kenny looked unsure. "MS MT MROUT MORN?" (Is it about porn?)
I took the book back and flipped through it. "Yup! Theres a scene were two male cats hump each other."
Kenny shouted. "MROUNT ME MN!" (COUNT ME IN!)
Stan put his finger up. "Wait...What are the cats names that hump each other?"
I looked again. "Plumpcrash, and Grasstail."
Then a flash came about and they all got sucked in.