Kyle POV:
"F*CK!" Cartman said repeatedly as they fell down a warp hole.
Dumbass..
Kenny was screaming for dear life saying. "I'm going to die! I'm going to die!" For some reason.
Stan folded his arms as the warp hole hovered all of them and he said calmly. "Dude..This is way f*cked up here.."
But I was just trying to stay calm by singing a song in his head..
Oh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay...
Then a huge flash went in there eyes.
I screamed loudly that turned to a meow. Apparently Cartman heard this and screamed.
"NO MR. KITTY THIS IS MEH POTPEH!"
Cartman turned to a fatass cat and I started to meow laughter.
I turned to Kenny closing my eyes.
"Wow, Kenny! That was the best thing I ever saw." I opened my eyes. "AH!"
Kenny looked at him. Not muffled, but was in whispers. "What?..."
He saw himself in the reflection of my green eyes.
"WHAT THE HELLLLL?! I'M A F*CKING CAT?!"
Stan was a black and white cat. The black looked blue to my vision. "Stan?"
Stan turned to me. "Shut up...Don't talk about this..Ever.."
Then we heard loud screaming, from a girl. We turned our heads..CARTMAN?
Cartman stopped. "What? Can't a cat scream?"
Gay..
We dropped on the ground.
Meows called out. "Plumppaw! Grasspaw! Bluepaw! Shypaw!" An adult cat ran over. She licked at their heads.
Mother?
Cartman, I mean..Plumppaw screamed. "I'M NOT FAT YOU FREAKING MOUSE DUNG!" He looked at his paws. "What the Dark Forest did I just say?..."
I mewed to Bluepaw..Stan.. "Why are we cats?" He shrugged. A golden cat fell right on his back.
"AUGH STARCLAN!" The cat yowled. "AH! STARCLAN LET ME GO HOME! WAY TO MUCH PRESSURE!" The cat jumped off and ran. "
Plumppaw stared at him. "Was that...Tweek?" Stan nodded.
I knew it! "GET BACK HERE!" I sprinted and grabbed his scruff. "GET OFF ME! AUGH! OH STARCLAN!"
I dropped him. "Shiverpaw?" I said..Wait..Shiverpaw? It's TWEEK!
Then I saw Bluepaw with a she-cat.
Of course, I knew who it was when..
"Hi, Bluepaw!" The she-cat said.
Bluepaw threw up on the she-cat.
Wendy...
"OH GROSS!" She padded off.
I walked slowly to Bluepaw.
"This is way past f*cked up here.." He said slowly and sadly because he, once again, threw up on Wendy again.