Hey guys, don't know how many readers I lost from not updating in a while but I plan to get you all back. I'm not used to writing battle scenes but tell me whether you like them or not ok?
Notice(1): Sorry for another late update, but right now I'm borrowing a computer because a really bad bug (Conduit) got into my laptop and has been there for actually 1 and a half years which scares me a bit knowing that someone was actually inside my computer seeing everything I've been doing. But it was cleaned out yesterday, though sadly the internet is unusable because it's been corrupted to that extent.
So I'll try to get on a computer when I can to update this story, but my laptop has a recovery to do. Can you guess how many viruses were on it? In 1 and a half years there were 30,000 virus, 30 freaking thousand viruses were inside my computer. So for all those that worry about their own computer having a virus, make sure you uncover all you hidden files and look out for Conduit, Xvid, Gooveo, Malware, etc. Get them kicked out!
Notice(2): I'll be dropping in some hints as for why this terrible massacre is happening to our favorite mages in the next few chapters. The first paragraph in this story is one hint.
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R.I.P.
Gray Fullbuster
Jack Hollow
Lisanna Strauss
Erza Scarlet
Kagura Mikazuchi
Wendy Marvell
Alice Wonder
Millianna
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R.I.H. (Rot in Hell)
Crash Furi
Fayt Landis
Paranoia Lectra
Leah Cross
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail
Back on the battlefield where Paranoia first brought her opponents Hibiki regained consciousness. Slowly coming to his feet he noticed the blood that splashed the landscape before his eyes landed on Millianna, but he froze when he saw another in front of Millianna, and from the looks of the girl it was not a comrade of his.
Right as Hibiki was about to yell at her to get away from Millianna the girl was standing in front of him, and recognition flashed in his eyes as he realized this was Kira, the strongest of the nine.
Before anymore thoughts could cross his mind Kira's hand picked him up in the air by his neck, choking him. She waved her other hand through his hair. "Such a beautiful man... shame I'll have to kill you. But I need all the blood spilled as can get." She said before slamming her hand through his chest and through his heart out to the other side.
The light went out of his eyes as blood dripped out his mouth. Kira slowly lowered his body to the floor before pulling her fist out from him. She watched his blood soak up into the ground, smiling as she knew her plan was in motion perfectly. Now she just needed everyone else to die, before she could unleash the very thing she had created her guild for.
Yes, this was good, very good.
Now she could only wait for those around her to drown in blood.
"Twinkie?" Lucy suddenly asked completely out of nowhere, with one Twinkie already in her mouth while she holds a second one as an offering to Navera. Navera eyed the Twinkie suspiciously before slowly grabbing it out of Lucy's outstretched hand. "What's a Twinkie?" Navera asked in pure curiosity to Lucy whose eyes suddenly widen humongous and the Twinkie almost fell from her mouth from the shock of her not knowing what a Twinkie was.
"I'm hurt that you don't know what these are, that these are gifts from Kami himself!" Lucy said overly dramatically, one hand in mock over her heart showing the 'pain'. Navera simply rolled her eyes and stuck the Twinkie in her mouth. Lucy watched closely waiting for rainbows to pop out from her eyes in ecasity, but instead Navera swallowed and simply shrugged. "They're okay." She deadpanned. Lucy stared at Navera after finishing her fourth Twinkie before saying, "There's something wrong with you."
XD
Was Navera's only reaction to Lucy's comment, but otherwise the duo fell into silence as they walked allowing Lucy to go into her thoughts.
All this blood spilled, I smell more and more every hour. Just how many have our comrades died? I knew we were overpowered, but with this amount of blood soaking in the ground now is a bit overwhelming to a normal mage. Heh, good thing I'm not normal. Though I do wonder how the dragonslayers are fairing knowing they can smell all this as well.
Maybe a song can take my mind off all this blood... hmm what to sing.
A maniac's grin suddenly broke through Lucy's lips, knowing the perfect song as she thought it was perfect to describe herself before living with her father and Fairy Tail.
"Hey Navera, wanna hear a song?" Lucy asked deviously, and Navera sensing this decided she really didn't want to know what Lucy was planning to sing. "Um, no thanks, just sing it in you head or something." Navera told Lucy, falling back into step as they journeyed through the forest of the Lost Kingdom. Lucy shrugged not really disappointed and began humming the song, while singing it in her head.
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you Not to leave because I'd go berserk? Well, You left me anyhow and then the Days got worse and worse and now you See I've gone completely out of my mind. And,
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa. They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha, To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young Men in their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
You thought it was a joke and so you Laughed, you laughed! When I had said that Losing you would make me flip my lid - right? You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, You laughed, you laughed and laughed, and then you Left, but now you know I'm utterly mad. And,
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa. They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he , ha ha, To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house And this is how you pay me back For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds? Huh? Well, you just wait-they'll find you yet And when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt! And,
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa. They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha, To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young Men in their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young Men in their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away!
When Lucy's humming stopped Navera glanced over at Lucy who had a very comical expression on her face. "What was that song?" She asked, wondering what the lyrics were as she was forced to listen to Lucy's humming, which she ended up finding very peculiar.
Lucy smirked at her. "Funny Farm."
"... Funny Farm?" Navera asked after a moment. At Lucy's nod she could only shake her head, "I can only imagine what was in those lyrics." She said aloud, not realizing that Lucy now had a glint in her eyes. "Well... if that's the case..." Navera realizing Lucy was about to sing it aloud this time went to shush her with her hand but Lucy evaded her hand and began skipping in the forest near Navera and sang at the top of her lungs-
"Remember when you ran away and
I got on my knees and begged you
Not to leave because I'd go berserk? Well,
You left me anyhow and then the
Days got worse and worse and now you
See I've gone completely out of my mind. And,-"
Navera's hand lashed out to the forest and amazingly actually got ahold of Lucy before pulling her forward and covering her mouth with her hand. "Are you completely out of your mind?!" She demanded, before pulling her mouth away from Lucy mouth, who raised a single eye-brow at her question. She sighed as though Navera was being such a trouble, making Navera's eye twitch.
"Were you even listening to the lyrics?" Lucy asked, pulling out of Navera's grip easily before climbing up a tree so that she was out of Navera's reach. "Guess I have to start from the beginning then.." before Navera could even intervene Lucy was already singing, but not as loud as before-
"Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you Not to leave because I'd go berserk? Well, You left me anyhow and then the Days got worse and worse and now you See I've gone completely out of my mind. And, They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa. They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha, To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young Men in their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!" Lucy was now dancing through trees making Navera face-palm.
"You thought it was a joke and so you Laughed, you laughed! When I had said that Losing you would make me flip my lid - right? You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, You laughed, you laughed and laughed, and then you Left, but now you know I'm utterly mad. And, They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa. They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he , ha ha, To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!"
"You're really out of you mind right now aren't you?" Navera asked, now sitting herself on a boulder as Lucy does, whatever it is she's doing.
"I cooked your food, I cleaned your house And this is how you pay me back For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds? Huh? Well, you just wait-they'll find you yet And when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt! And, They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa. They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha, To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young Men in their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!"
"The enemy is going to find us you know? We're not exactly being quiet." Navera said, sighing as she leans against the flat surface of the boulder getting comfortable.
"Let them come." Was Lucy's reply before continuing-
"To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa! To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young Men in their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away!"
Lucy leapt down from the tree and faced toward the eastern side of the forest as a figure walked out. The figure revealed himself as a boy, no older than fourteen. He had short and choppy reddish-brown hair that fell over his maroon eyes and was rather tan and was dressed in an oversized white hoodie with black markings, faded black jeans, and worn out sneakers.
But the most noticeable feature to him were his eyes which held mischief while the rest of his expression remained neutral and blank.
This was none other than #3, Judas Deamon.
"Well I'm not wearing a white coat but I'd say I'll be taking the both of you far, far, away... into the afterlife!"
So this sort of just came to me, thought I might as well make it interesting here...
Anyways next chapter will be up at some point, though I'll try to get it in tomorrow.. I've never been good at deadlines.
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail or Funny Farm
So until next chapter then-
Sincerely,
The Reaping Wolf
