This chapter is short and will probably be lame.
Chapter 61:
Mirajane smiled brightly "Everyone! We can take jobs again!", at those words a large crowd of mages ran towards the mission board planted next to the makeshift bar. Lucy sighed "Why are they so happy all they do is fool around and drink". Mirajane laughed slightly at that, "Though i wonder, how did Natsu get a job if they were just put up" Grey asked somehow appearing out of no where. Mira pretended busy herself with cleaning and Lucy tried to ignore Happy's pointed stare. "Maybe we shouldnt talk about him right now" the blonde sweatdropped leaning away from the large cat eyes. "Why?" Happy questioned "Is there a problem" his voice began to rise "Is his name to foul for you to speak!?".
"Happy? Whats wrong" the cat turned to face with the teen in question, Grey scooted away "Where the hell did you come from?" Lucy looked equally confused though Mira just turned the other way. Natsu patted Happy's head and prepared to respond, though, before he could utter a word a table crashed into him breaking into many pieces. The four in front of him held back a laugh, the pinkette turned with an intent to kill whoever threw the item.
"I dare yo u to say that again!" it was Erza, Natsu blinked and decided that he could just steal her cake later with no problem. The red-head clenched her fists in rage glaring at the cocky blonde sitting below her. Laxus sneered "Then ill say it again: this guild doesn't need weak bastards!". "The only bastard here is you!" Erza retorted, Laxus ignored the comment and continued.
"To be looked down on a guild like phantom lord is such an embarrassment" he pointed to Levy, Jet, and Droy "I'm talking about you three, I heard that you all got beat by the iron dragonslayer Gajeel! Your are disgrace to this guild!". Levy looked down in shame and Lucy glared as a defence for her friend.
Laxus disappeared in a flash of Lightning and appeared next to Natsu, wrapping his arm around the smaller mans shoulders he snorted. "Natsu is the only one of you fools here that i consider valuable,", said mage removed arm and walked over to a separate table. Tuning out the continuing argument he looked down at his hand, slightly paler than usual and he felt unusually tired. "Must have caught something" he mumbled, "Natsu" a voice his name blandly. He turned to fixate Erza with an equally bland look "Wheer going on a mission," she showed him the paper. Scanning it he nodded and returned to his thoughts.
Some hours later
Natsu relaxed at another empty table, 'We destroyed a town again' he mused closing his eyes 'Makarove will pay for it'. "Natsu~" a young voice interrupted his rest "What is it Happy?" he asked without opening his eyes "We have another mission". A soft groan came from the fire mage who simply wanted to rest.
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"Why do i listen to these people" Natsu asked still wobbling from the train ride "Dunno, Aye!" "Your no help to me". Erza was beginning to annoy the pinkette with her random voice practicing. Lucy was saying some shit about gaining experience in performance and Grey was stripping. "Whats the mission?" Natsu asked gaining strength "We have to perform" Happy answered. The pinkette sighed "What a waste of time,".
Some time past before the reached the theater building, mildly shocked by its size the walked in admiring the architecture. A small man with a large head, beady eyes, and a tiny moustache peered at them from a pillar. He smiled timidly "Thank you for taking this mission," he started "You see-" Natsu barely paid attention, all he knew was something about actors and a wife leaving him.
After a overdramatic speech from Erza on how well she would help the poor man, they started. They rehearsed for a week and sent Happy with the flyers. Finally, it was performance day and the small man was nearly in tears. "I've never seen so many people come before! I'm truly thankful,"
"And this will be my first time singing front of so many people!" Lyra, Lucy's spirit, squealed getting into position. Soon she began her intro song and the crowed oooed at her beautiful voice, Erza made her entrance dressed as a prince. unfortunately she stuttered her lines making the crowd cringe, Lucy was lowered from the ceiling tied with rope "Please save me Freidrick-sama, free me from Seighart!" She spoke dramatically. Grey then appeared but changed his name to Julius confusing the audience.
Grey formed an ice sword while Erza summoned her own blades, no attack was given but Grey feigned injury and fell as if he was injured, ounce again confusing the crowd. Erza turned back to Lucy freeing her spouting something about having a baby. Grey then yelled at their ignorance and called on 'his' dragon. The cardboard mountains parted revealing red eyes, Natsu dressed in a dragon costume floated above them carried by Happy who was dressed in black.
The plot changed with Grey and Erza apparently thinking that the dragon was attacking them and decided to co-operate. Lucy directed them to run away and Happy dropped Natsu who was spewing a steady stream of firefrom his mouth. Natsu crashed through the floor accidentally catching Lucy's dress on fire. She yelled for Grey to help her but instead Erza leaped forward and sliced Lucy's clothing making men cheer and women cover their children's eyes. The red-head covered the blond in a sheet stuttering again a question on if the young girl was alright or not.
Natsu got up with agitation in his eyes, before he could utter a word the head of his costume was frozen and the tail cut. Lucy whined about a failure and then the whole theater collapsed. She felt tears coming at the fact she failed another mission when she heard the audience cheering.
"Bravo" they clapped and laughed at the comical scene of Grey flying to the side completely naked and Erza flinging around an empty dragon suite. Lucy smiled in relife as laughed as well.
Another week past and the five could be found sweating int the changing rooms, still having to perform while the small man cheered them on. "I can't believe you dragged me here" Natsu complained.
ya i got lazy with this one...im tired...i have testing
Cn: your slipping
ME: shut up
Mn: get your game up...am I sick?
ME: yes
An: Yo
ME: get the fuck out