I should probably apologize for this one ahead of time. But I won't. You've more than likely read the other stories so you should have known what you were getting into. :P

:Toys:

Penny wiped away the sweat stinging her eyes. She looked over at Raj and glared. He looked back at her sheepishly. If it wasn't for the fact that he was bleeding, she might have punched him. Repeatedly. She tied the strip of cotton around his calf tightly and sat back on her heels.

Sheldon glanced over and shook his head. "I can't hear them anymore," he whispered.

Leonard sighed with relief. "So, it's over, right?" He collapsed on the floor and ran a hand through his curls. Suddenly a bright green hand latched onto his shoulder and pulled him down under the couch. Howard and Raj screamed loudly as Penny grabbed Leonard's legs and tried to pull him back out. Dozens of tiny gloved hands clutched at his shirt, drawing him further under the couch.

Leonard's screams began to die down and a small trickle of blood run along the wooden floor. Sheldon snagged Penny around the waist and sprinted toward the bedrooms. The others scrambled after them. From the corner of her eye Penny could see the horrors give chase.

35 Minutes Earlier

Penny watched Raj unlock the silver case he had brought into the apartment. He was super excited, as where the other guys. Even Bernadette and Amy were giddy.

"An actual piece of ZJNS-5493," Raj said. "A piece of a meteorite from Jupiter."

Sheldon moved closer. "How did you get it?"

Raj blushed slightly. "Technically I don't have it." Everyone looked at him and he shrugged. "I'll put it back tomorrow, no one will ever know." He sipped his beer confidently as he flipped back the lid with one hand.

Penny glanced at the item and frowned. Looked like an ordinary piece of gravel to her. She stood and patted him on the shoulder. Then she said her goodbyes and headed across the hall. She'd rather watch Ghost Hunters than stare at a rock.

She let herself into her apartment and moved toward the couch. She paused and listened carefully. There was a scratching noise coming from her bedroom. Penny grabbed her bat and headed over. Stupid ass burglar was about to meet Omaha hospitality. She flung open the door and swung hard. It's probably what saved her life.

The guys looked up in alarm as Penny bolted through their door and locked it behind her. Seconds later thumping could be heard on the other side. Leonard hurried over.

"Penny? What's wrong?"

She was gasping for breath. Sheldon rushed to the kitchen and grabbed the first aid kit. There was blood on her cheeks from long scratches.

"Penny, have you tangled with a cat?" Amy asked.

Penny gasped. "Care bears…. Ponies… alive… tried to kill me…."

They all looked at her in shock. "Penny, are you saying your stuffed animals tried to kill you," Bernadette asked cautiously. Penny nodded frantically. Sheldon immediately began checking her head for bumps.

She slapped his hands away and growled. "Yes! They are alive! They tried to bite me!"

Sheldon reached out and lifted her right eyelid. He opened his mouth to speak but a startled screech from behind them made everyone jump. Bernadette was spinning around, slapping at her hair. Howard darted forward and grabbed something small and threw it to the ground. Everyone watched fearfully as the Darth Vader Potato Head toy lumbered back to it's feet and swung it's little light saber. Penny dashed forward and kicked it hard against the fridge where it exploded apart, arms, helmet and mouth piece flying off in different directions.

Leonard let out his own high pitched squeal as the Han Solo figure on the desk threw it's gun at him. All around them action figures began to move closer. Bernadette and Amy rushed for the bathroom. The guys jumped behind the couch, Sheldon pulling Penny along with him.

The Present

Howard and Raj slammed Sheldon's bedroom door closed and locked it. They leaned on it heavily and tried to catch their breath. After a moment Howard looked around.

"Where's Penny and Sheldon?" he asked suddenly.

Penny shoved the dresser against the door and turned to Sheldon. He was ripping a pillow from it's case. Penny hurried over to his side and helped him. The figures in Leonard's room were just starting to stir as they shoved them in the pillowcase. They gathered them all and threw the pillowcase out the window.

They jerked around as they heard a strangled scream from the other side of the wall. They slowly looked at each other and it clicked right then. They would likely die here. The apartment was filled with hundreds of action figures and dolls. They were trapped.

Neither one was sure who moved first. Or who responded second. All they knew was that they were suddenly tearing each others clothes off, frantically kissing each other. In just moments Penny was pressed up against the wall, her shorts dangling from one foot. Sheldon's plaid pants were tangled around his feet. He entered her slowly, growling deep in his throat as she licked his Adam's apple.

"PennyPennyPenny," he whispered as he began to move. Each thrust came quicker than the last. Penny wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him. Their tongues dueled as she tightened her muscles around him. Their heightened emotions and fears sped them along as they moved wildly with each other.

Sheldon groaned as he erupted inside her. He gripped her hips and pushed in deeper, harder. Seconds later Penny shoved her mouth against his to stifle her scream as her orgasm hit. They both slid to the floor weakly.

Neither of them knew how long they lay there, waiting for their racing pulses to slow down. Eventually they both stood and got dressed. They were silent, not looking at each other.

Sheldon had just finished buckling his belt when there was a knock on the door. They both glanced at each other guiltily and then moved forward.

"Penny? Sheldon?" Bernadette's voice called out hopefully.

Penny shoved the dresser away and opened the door slightly. She looked out and then opened it wide. Bernadette, Howard, and Amy stood there. Raj was leaning against the wall by Sheldon's door, his hand wrapped up in a t-shirt.

"Are they gone?" Penny asked guardedly. Amy nodded and smiled. She held up Leonard's can of hairspray and the lighter she used for her monkey's cigarettes.

"Homemade flame thrower-1, plastic toys-0," Amy said smugly.

Penny grinned ferociously. She grabbed the aerosol canister and lighter and stormed out of the bedroom. "Excuse me. I have a care bear collection to see to."

4 Hours Later

Sheldon stood in front of her door, surveying the scorched carpet apprehensively. He raised his hand and knocked softly three times. After a moment the door opened and Penny looked up at him with concern.

Sheldon put his hands behind his back. "I terminated my relationship with Amy."

Penny looked at him sadly. "Because of what happened?" Sheldon nodded. Penny bit back a sob. "I'm so sorry, Sheldon. This is all my fault! I'm so sorry."

He looked up at her worriedly. "I'm not," he whispered.

Penny gasped softly. "Sheldon, what do you mean?"

He reached out and cupped her jaw. "The events of today showed me what, or rather, who it is I really want to be with. They also showed Amy that she was not satisfied with me. It would appear she has harbored feelings for a certain comic book shop owner all this time."

A smile broke over Penny's face. "No bazinga?"

Sheldon grinned and shook his head. "No bazinga."

Penny flung her arms around him and kissed him passionately. Sheldon maneuvered them inside the apartment and closed the door behind them. It would be hours before he noticed the burned couch and carpet. His focus was centered on the blonde in his arms.