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Chapter 14: The Infamous Body Swap

A/N: As the title suggests, it's infamous, clichéd and very overused. Let's do it anyway :3

'You stupid snake!'

'You jealous fox!'

'Shut up, you two!'

The two men and the one girl collapsed into a thrashing heap of anger. Their blows were thrown aimlessly: Tomoe's ears were pulled mercilessly, Mizuki's jar of sake was thrown at his head and Nanami was left avoided by both familiars, to her frustration.

'STOP!'

The command was forcefully wound into them as the two men froze in a state of bruises and cuts.

'Jeez! Both of you are such idiots! How can peacefully drinking sake at night turn into a blood fest? We're all going to bed, and if I so much as see as much as the tip of a tail or whatever, you'll be kneeling outside for a week. Got it?'

Silently but with ungraciously, Tomoe and Mizuki followed Nanami into the shrine and they parted to their bedchambers, feeling especially bitter.

Why did Nanami yell at me like that yesterday? I thought she liked me… Is that normal? I had better go and make breakfast before she wakes up. The question is: shiitake or no shiitake…? As Tomoe made to stand, he narrowed his eyes suspiciously.

WHAT WAS THAT?! He stepped forward cautiously.

It happened again! Tomoe looked down at his chest and bounced back in shock.

WHAT?! I have–!

'Tomoeeeee!' Mizuki wailed, running into "Nanami" and wrapping his arms around him.

'Get off me!' he yelled, pushing him away, digging in with his nails.

'Tomoe?' Tears welled into Mizuki's eyes in hurt.

'Wait a second…?'

'I'm Nanami!'

'Crap! I'm sorry! Are you okay?'

'Why are you in my body?'

'Why are you in Mizuki's? WAIT, THAT MEANS–?!'

'Good morning!' "Tomoe" grinned.

"Nanami" raced over and smacked him in the face.

'Why did you just slap yourself?' "Mizuki" asked.

'I didn't, I slapped Mizuki,' "Nanami" replied.

'I'm so confused!' "Mizuki" groaned.

'Why did you just slap yourself?' "Tomoe" repeated.

'GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BODY!'

'But there's nowhere for me to go!' The most innocent, adorable look passed over "Tomoe's" face and his eyes shone with tears.

"Nanami" slapped him again.

'Get back into your own body.'

'I don't know how,' a casual shrug passed over him as he lay back into the futon.

'Get out my futon!'

'Actually, it's mine,' "Mizuki" muttered, joining "Tomoe".

'Onikiri, Kotetsu!' "Mizuki" called.

'Yes, Nanami-sama?' the spirits replied immediately, kneeling in front of "Nanami".

'I'm over here!' "Mizuki" growled.

"Nanami" nodded.

As the confused group explained their dilemma to the Fire Spirits, "Nanami" began examining old tomes in search of a cure.

'Tomoe, I don't need glasses,' "Mizuki" frowned, bending over to remove them off of her face.

'Nanami, I refuse to remain in my pyjamas all day!' he said, closing the book with a sharp snap and gesturing to the pink abomination that were his clothes.

'You can't change! I won't let you!'

'WHY?!'

'Because… because… I'm a girl!'

'Eh?'

'Do you need it spelling out for you?' "Tomoe" said, rolling his eyes and playing with his tail, 'she doesn't want you to see her naked, fox.'

The blush was mutual between both Nanami and Tomoe.

'L-like I'd look! You have the body of a boy!'

'I suppose you're going to say you have experience with this, right? Then how come I saw you feeling my body up?'

'I d-didn't! I was just surprised.'

'Why?'

'Because I don't have them!'

Another blush.

'Wow,' "Tomoe" muttered, 'you're really pervy, Tomoe.'

'Says the one who kissed me in my sleep after attempting to rape me, that is,' "Mizuki" accused.

"Tomoe" pouted. 'It wasn't like that exactly!'

'Nanami-sama! We think we found a cure!'

Everyone circled the shrine spirits with shining eyes.

'Cure?' they repeated.

'We heard once from Mikage-sama that acceptance is the best cure for many things! So were you to accept your current bodies, you might change back!'

'There's got to be something in one of these books,' "Nanami" reasoned, "Mizuki" and "Tomoe" kneeling next to her.

Onikiri and Kotetsu just sweat dropped.

'Nanami!' Tomoe muttered through gritted teeth, 'I reeeeeally need to go to the bathroom!'

'I don't care! You are not seeing my body!'

'I'll just pee myself and have to change clothes!'

'Okay, go, quickly, I'll stand watch.'

'…?'

'Go!'

'I'm gone!'

A/N: Short, sucky and very random. What happened to the humour? Well at least it's a whole week early, right? That has to count for something. Also, I think you can tell I was facebooking while writing this ;) Whatever, I am so awesome that you must forgive me xD

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