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Chapter 15: This Doesn't Seem Quite Right

A/N: Requested by Mei ;D

'Morning, Nanami.'

'Morning, Tomoe.'

Carelessly, they brushed past each other.

'Morning, Nanami-chan.'

'Morning, Mizuki.'

The familiar sprinted past her, grabbed Tomoe and gave him a tight hug.

'M-Mizuki!' Tomoe blushed, 'not with people around!'

'Save it for the bedroom,' Nanami agreed, giggling slightly.

'Who's bedroom?' Mizuki teased wickedly, letting go of his lover only to seize his hand.

'Mizuki… I have to cook breakfast…'

Unwillingly, the snake familiar released his hand with a pout.

'Thank you,' Tomoe whispered, leaning in to place a feather light kiss on his cheek.

Mizuki wobbled to his room in infatuation.

'I think I have May Sickness!'

'It's April, Mizuki,' Nanami replied casually, flicking pages in her newspaper.

'Oh.'

Tomoe was not happy.

He was beginning to make mistakes. He overlooked another teaspoon of cinnamon, forgot to season the chicken and cut the tip of his clawed finger with a knife.

He did it all with the same giddy blush Mizuki was wearing.

'Nanami!'

'Yeah?' she called, flicking to another page in her newspaper.

'You'll have to finish cooking; I think I caught May Sickness.'

Kurama narrowed his eyes as Mizuki gripped Tomoe's shoulder and hand, dragging him hesitantly in a slow dance.

He turned from the shrine window and put a hand to his face dramatically.

Why, oh why, must Tomoe choose him? Why must God forsake me happiness?

The tengu shoved aside his 50,000 yen pocket change and extracted a vial of sparkling pink liquid from his pocket. Its consistency was that of a flowing jelly as he flicked it over the shrine, as Otohiko had with the miasma. It hovered at first, a cloud of sticky pink, before settling over the shrine where the appearance changed immediately.

All the bright green foliage transformed into a shocking mauve, the paved ground was replaced by ever-changing neon lights – a dance floor. The roof was decorated with vibrant green, yellow, pink and blue flashing bulbs.

The shrine was… a gay bar!

'My work here is done,' Kurama said proudly, running a hand through his maroon locks and swishing his hair in slow motion.

'Wait… why'd I do that?'

'Tengu!'

'T-Tomoe!' Kurama's voice bordered on delight on seeing his destined one so close and terror at the fear of his wrath. 'Y-yes?'

'Mizuki is down there serving sake to random homosexuals visiting our shrine! Why is this?!'

'Mizuki, Mizuki, Mizuki! What about MY feelings? You never listen to me! You're always yelling at me! Go away, Kurama, we hate you, Kurama!' he began to sob and ran away with exaggerated feminism.

Nanami bit her lip but the giggles were still audible.

'Leave me alone!' he called behind him.

Tomoe watched him run, shocked at his outburst, before sighing.

'Freakin' crows… Eh? He left the vial.'

Without exertion or effort, Tomoe summoned the pink cloud back into the container, the gay men included.

'Oops,' he shrugged, throwing the vial into the nearest bin.

'Time to go home,' Nanami muttered, beginning to lead the way into the shrine.

Kei and Ami jumped out a bush.

'April Fools!'

'It's April second.'

'SCREW YOU ALL!'

A/N: Very, very, very, very random. Was that okay, because I had a little difficulty with this one xD What happened to the humour? HOMOSEXUALITY ISN'T FUNNY. UNLES IT'S TOMOE. AND IT WAS. SO IT SHOULD BE OKAY. Well look at that, three days in a row. I'm so awesome that I must dance. But only if Tomoe dances with me ;u; So in this chapter, Kurama got a bit bullied by me. It's not that I hate him, he just doesn't do it for me, he's not sexy enough. My friend thought he had mouldy nails because they're painted black so I had to explain that to her. It puts me off him enormously.

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2. Thank you awesome reviewers! I love what you post, you kick butt in a good way :p

3. Review if you haven't already, and if you have, review again, they feed the hungry dragon that is my mind .

Mei: That is such an evil plan but it'll never work because Tomoe's locked in my basement. Sorry, Kurama got bullied again :D The thing that made me laugh most was Tomoe's comment "U mad bro?" and the dancing pig thing, I was crying when I wrote that x'D You noticed our names! Nuuuu! I must not be allowed to let you live for that! Love you too :* xD I think we are the same gender, I'm a girl O_O SO WHAT? GAY MARRIAGES ARE ALLOWED NOW. 2nd of April, here we come.

Prisma Honeydew: Ikr?! I had difficulty writing it! I was like… Mizuki is… Tomoe? Tomoe is… Nanami? Nanami is… Tomoe? Wait, that's not right. Yeah, what you said was right ;D The awkwardness overwhelms me.

Guest (Mei): Nanami's boobs. Or as Tomoe says, lack of them. I love that bit too :3 Yes, Tomoe is curious. It's not every day you have boobs. OH MY GOD, WHAT YOU JUST SAID MADE ME THINK OF TOMOE AS A CROSS DRESSER "accepting" HIS FEMININE SIDE. IMAGES CAN'T BE UNSEEN. What do you think? He does have a little crush on Nanami after all ;) Seeing her body might… excite him. And I'm super glad you're happy ^u^

Mei: This chapter is the request. Is it okay? If you want, I can re-write it for you and add it as next chapter. Feel free to review/flame it.

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