To everyone I kept waiting for an update, I am very, truly, utterly saddened to say that this story will be on Indefinite Hiatus and will be revised at an unknown later date.
For now I would instead like to announce the birth of a new and smaller scale (at least in my head so far it's smaller scale) fanfic, clue...
Remnant meets Earth's Strongest Creature.
If you can guess the series, you deserve a medal for your badassery.