This one was inspired by Nival Vixen's story "Pennon and Penrose". If you haven't read it, it's excellent. I highly recommend you run over and give it a chance. I do love the idea of Super Villain Shenny.

I really didn't expect to have anything ready to post before the year ended, but two ideas for one-shots hit me out of the blue and I had to write them down. Hopefully I'll have the other ready in the morning. But just in case I don't, have a Happy New Year everyone! Be safe, be smart, and may 2014 be filled with joy and love!

:Team Work:

He stared at himself in the mirror and wondered how much longer he should hold off. He smirked and shrugged. His patience was infinite now. He could probably outwait humanity as a whole. He was almost ready to take over the world. It was going to be messy. It was going to be violent. It was going to feel oh so good!

He double checked that his clothing looked the same as normal. Satisfied his disguise was in place, he headed out into the living room. He walked into the kitchen and reached for the frosted flakes. He was feeling good this morning and he intended to start the day with a treat.

"Someone's feeling cheery."

Sheldon spun to find Penny curled up in his spot, smiling widely. He fought the urge to get angry with her. That woman was determined to mess with forces beyond her ken! "You're in my spot," he ground out stiffly.

Penny gave a light laugh and stood up. She walked over toward him, her hips swaying gently. He clenched his hands to keep from grabbing her and showing her just what a dangerous game she was playing. He kept repeating to himself that she had no idea how things had changed.

Penny moved in very close, closer than he was expecting. She moistened her lips with the tip of her tongue. "What are you going to do, Moon Pie? Use your death ray on me?" she purred. "Naughty, naughty."

Sheldon gasped and took a step back. Penny laughed again and turned away. She walked across the floor and out into the hallway. She entered her own apartment before he managed to react.

He stormed across into her apartment and slammed the door shut behind him. He locked it for good measure. He took a deep breath, and headed to her bedroom, trying his best to think of a good reason not to kill her. After all, she really was a friend. Or rather, she had been before he got his powers and realized he no longer needed friends. Minions? Yes. Friends? No. He jerked open the bedroom door and stepped inside.

Penny was standing in front of her open closet, a frown on her face. "What does one wear to global domination?" she mused.

Sheldon gasped as she reached for the hem of her t-shirt and drew it over her head. She shimmied out of her shorts and stood unabashedly nude before him. His eyes devoured her body greedily. She pulled a small black thong up her legs and reached for a red strapless dress.

"Black just seems so clichéd. What about this?" she asked turning and holding the dress up to her body. Sheldon couldn't stop the low growl that came from his throat. Penny grinned and walked over toward him. Her eyes swept over him from head to toe. "I take it you like this one. Or is that a ruler in your pocket?"

Sheldon didn't like the way she seemed to be taking control of this encounter. He reached out swiftly and grabbed her wrist. "How did you find out?" he demanded.

Penny smiled and took another step closer. "You weren't the only one on the roof that night," she reminded him.

Sheldon's eyes narrowed. "I was the only one affected by the meteor shower," he insisted.

Penny shook her head. "Actually everyone was. Raj is immune to disease now. Howard's skin is pretty elastic, like a Stretch Armstrong doll. Leonard is no longer lactose intolerant. Amy is faster. Bernadette is capable of conducting electricity. You already know your powers. Invulnerable to heat, and possibly the most intelligent being in all the universes."

"And you?" he demanded, pulling her another step closer.

Penny smiled and closed the distance between them. Her hips brushed his pelvis, making his body tighten almost painfully. "Haven't you figured it out?" she purred.

"Telepath?" he asked, desire bleeding into his voice.

"Precog," she corrected. She rotated her hips against his erection and slipped her free arm around his neck. Sheldon gripped her hip with his free hand and held her tight against him. "I can see what you are going to do," she murmured. "I can see the death, the devastation, the ruined cities."

"Why aren't you trying to stop me," he asked huskily. "Why haven't you tried to warn anyone?"

"Who says I want you stopped?" she asked with a heated smile. "I want to see the world burn, too. I want to be right there by your side as you take over the world." She leaned up on her toes and pressed her lips to the side of his neck. "I want to help you."

Sheldon swallowed hard and pushed her back a couple of steps. His eyes were challenging as he reached for his belt. "You want to help me?" he growled. He unzipped his pants and exposed his hardness to her. "You created this. You can take care of it."

Penny's eyes lit up and she dropped to her knees. Sheldon's hands curled into fists as her hot breath washed over his sensitive flesh. Through narrow eyes he watched her mouth engulf him slowly. He moaned loudly as pleasure washed over him. Maybe he'd keep her around after all.

He looked over his shoulder as Penny placed a hand on the back of his neck, kneading softly. He grinned lustily as he took in the black booty shorts and Hello Kitty shirt. She refused to dress as a villainess. When he had questioned her about that, she had grinned and said the shorts were easier for him to rip off her in the heat of the moment.

The death ray he had secretly built had leveled almost all the major cities. Over 200 million people were dead. The only army left was his own. She had been indispensable to him when he began his domination. She had foreseen which cities would put up the most resistance and how to conquer them. She had known which of their former friends and colleagues would try to fight against him, and helped kill them first. The viciousness with which she had dispatched Raj and Bernadette had been glorious to see.

Leonard, Amy and Howard had been quick to pledge allegiance to him but Penny had not wanted his former girlfriend around. He had felt the same about her former boyfriend, so as a test of his loyalty, he had commanded Howard to kill them. Then Penny had slaughtered Howard. After all, how can you trust someone who would be so willing to kill their friends for no good reason? And now he had declared himself king of the continent.

"So," Penny said as she leaned down and planted a kiss on the corner of his mouth, "what's next?"

Sheldon gestured to the open laptop in front of him. A map of the world was displayed. "There are other countries to subjugate. Are you with me?"

Penny laughed and moved the laptop aside to sit on the desk of the former President. The oval shaped room was filled with comic books and superhero figures now. She placed a leg on either side of his chair and grinned.

"Every Joker needs his Harley. Every Magneto needs his Mystique. And every Moon Pie needs his Penny Blossom," she purred.

Sheldon stood and pressed further between her legs. "Insatiable wench," he muttered as he captured her lips. It was good to be king.