…You are a pawn of forces unseen.

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Chapter Twenty Nine: Breakfast

After it was decided that the future kids would cook for their parents and the others, they have entered the kitchen to prepare in their own ways.

Garad has gotten out a bunch of ingredients to make what he calls "The best brew ever." Tiron and Daron figured it was best to help him with it since the two sons of Natsu, Hisui, and Lisanna can't really cook well on their own.

Maria, along with Layla and Angelica began to prepare their own meal for their parents to enjoy.

Rebecca is helping Rose to make the pink haired female's special tea. Whatever the tea is who knows.

Yuge was doing his own thing to prepare breakfast for everyone else. It didn't look too extreme; the future son of Natsu and Juvia was simply making waffles. Cause who doesn't like waffles?

Nagura, the future daughter of Natsu and Kagura was trying to make food herself. She was… struggling to make the food. She never really did this before to tell the truth.

Ruby and Marcel began to work together to make some food for their parents. It wasn't anything to major… at least to them at least.

Tom was working on the bacon. He really liked bacon, and it is the only thing he knows how to make. It's fine though, everyone likes bacon.

Sans… simply pulled a plastic bag with some sort of food to simply heat up. Everyone else was too busy doing their own thing to notice that Sans wasn't actually making anything. The future son of Natsu and Irene was basically only warming up something.

Hara… for some reason had a welding helmet on and a blowtorch. She stuff what looked like ingredients for pasta or something into a giant metal pot and began to use the blowtorch to heat it up. This by the way caused a small explosion where she was, but no one was paying attention to it.

While everyone continue to make their own food, minus Sans who simply put his heat up food in the oven, the red haired male went to take a nap while everyone else continue to work.

It was some time later when everyone finished making their food. Some didn't show the others, as they wanted to wait until their parents and the others are awake. Sans then took out his food from the oven. However, Hara noticed the red haired male taking out his food from the oven. Wanting to make sure that he actually made something, since this was Sans they're taking about, the future daughter of Natsu and Hara confronted him.

"Hey Sans," Hara spoke, getting everyone's attention as Sans turned around to look at Hara. All while trying to hide his food behind his back. "Show us what you made. That you totally made yourself and certainly didn't buy or heat up." She finished as Sans began to sweat a little.

"Uh… well… you see…" Sans struggled to respond with an excuse, but then shouted, "GUYS LOOK ITS UNCLE ERIC RIDING A GIANT JELLYFISH!"

"WHERE?!" Everyone fell for it as they turned around, giving Sans enough time to get out of there by enveloping himself in fel fire and vanishing.

The red haired male then appeared right outside what remained of Margaret Town. He let out a sign of relief as he set the heated up food on the ground, patting it before a couple of birds flew to it and began to eat it.

"Welp, guess I wasn't ready for the responsibility." Sans told himself as he began to walk back to the Lamia Scale guild hall.

'ONE HOUR LATER'

The first thing that Natsu realized when he woke up was that something was giving off a nice scent. To the pink haired male, it smelled like food. Wanting to see if he was right, he woke up everyone else (Though some were already awake), and they all headed down to the main hall of the guild. The moment they got down there, they all noticed all of this food that was on the tables, which looked like someone pushed them all together to make one big table.

"What's going on here?" Erza questioned as the red haired woman looked around. But all of a sudden, without warning…

"SURPRISE!" The future kids shouted as they came from underneath the table. This of course got everyone else to jump in surprised and shock. The future children couldn't help but sweat drop from their reaction. They eventually got over it, but they were confused.

"What's with all of this?" Lyon asked as they were confused to all of this.

"We made you all food!" Layla exclaimed in a happy tone. "We wanted to cheer you all up due to what's been happening recently, and we figure that we could make you all breakfast."

"You guys made all of this for us?" Lucy asked her future daughter, who replied with a "Yup".

"Wow… that's really nice of all of you." Natsu thanked them as a giant smile took a hold on his face, with everyone else following suit.

"I even made beer!" Garad shouted as he slammed a massive barrel onto the table as well.

"You made beer?!" Cana asked in shock, before she ran to Garad and pulled him into a giant hug. "I have the best son ever!" she exclaimed, though it looked like the hug was a bit too tight for the dark brown haired male.

"Mom… can't… breath." Garad managed to wheeze out, as Cana noticed him about to pass out of from lack of air.

"Oh, sorry." The card mage replied as she simply nervously smiled as everyone else couldn't help but sweat drop from all of that.

"Well what are you all waiting for?" Tiron began to speak, "Dig in!"

"ALRIGHT!" Natsu shouted in joy as he went ahead to eat.

"Dad! Try my pasta. I bet you will love it!" Hara offered the pink haired male a plate of her dish. The other children only silently prayed for their dad.

"Alright, thanks Hara." Natsu thanked her as he took a bite of the pasta. Next thing they know, Natsu's face warped into one of shock and even a bit of pain.

"Natsu? Are you alright?" Mira asked her lover, who didn't reply as he just stood there, slowly chewing the pasta. Well, he was trying to at least. Wanting to see what the big deal was, the white haired woman took a bite of the pasta as well, and she had the same reaction.

The words "awful" and "horrible" don't even begin to described the taste the two Fairy Tail mages were… well tasting. Let's just say that Erza's cooking would look like a master piece. And the red haired woman was awful at cooking.

"What do you think?" Hara asked them with a smile; oblivious to how they were feeling right now. Natsu and Mira managed to swallow the pasta, as they shakily gave her a thumbs up despite the fact that they felt like they were going to die, not wanting their future daughter to feel bad.

"…You hate it I can tell." Hara replied to them with a deadpanned look, before casually tossing the plate of pasta right through an inconveniently placed window. "Oh well then, there's room for improvement." The other future kids were showing the others the food they had made.

"Here, try my tea I made." Rose offered to Hisui and Brandish,

"I helped!" Rebecca exclaimed, wanted to let their mothers know that she helped make it. The four tried to tea, and surprisingly it was delicious.

"This is really well done." Hisui praised the tow women, who couldn't help but smile with pride.

"I don't usually drink tea, but this is very good." Brandish also told Rose and her future daughter. While this was happening, Sans, Yuge, and Tom showed their mothers along with a few of their aunts and uncles the food they made. Well, the food that Yuge and Tom made.

"I hope you all like it." Yuge and Tom told them as they took a bite of the waffles and bacon. Their faces lit up like stars as the taste filled their mouths.

"This is delicious!" Millianna exclaimed as she began to devour the food on her plate like there's no tomorrow.

"I agree, I never tasted such delicious waffles and bacon before." Irene also praised.

"I think it's even better than Mira's!" Both Wendy and Romeo admitted as they continued to eat.

"Juvia agrees!" The blue haired water mage also agreed.

"Well, we were taught by the best." Sans replied to the two.

"You weren't taught at all Sans. You're too lazy to learn how to cook." Yuge pointed out, while Sans simply shrugged, not really caring that he's lazy. He liked being lazy. Near them, Nagura offered her dish to her mother and the others who were close to them.

"I made a dish as well." Nagura replied to them as she set the cloche down on the table.

"Thank you, I'm sure you did well." Kagura assured her future daughter who took off the cloche. However, everyone who was around simply were confuse where instead of food… was literally a pile of ash. Even Nagura looked surprised, as she sure nothing burned.

"…It's burned." Jellal pointed out.

"Uh…," Nagura was feeling embarrassed right now, "Can you give me a moment?" She asked them. However she didn't let them reply as she dashed into the kitchen once more.

'A FEW MINUTES LATER'

"There!" Nagura exclaimed as she set the food down on the table. She was breathing hard as if she ran a marathon; it was just that difficult for the mostly dark purple hair woman. "I tried really hard this time." She finished as everyone else, as they heard the commotion coming from the kitchen earlier when Nagura went to remake her dish.

"Hey," Sting began to speak as he noticed how the food actually looked good, "It's doesn't look that bad-."

The white dragon slayer couldn't finish as the food, without warning, instantly combusted into flames. Everyone's eyes widen from this.

"Uh… t-too much salt?" Nagura guessed with nervous in her voice. Daron couldn't face palm from all of this.

"Oh my gosh." The future son of Natsu and Lisanna simply told himself.

"M-May I get anyone a drink or anything. I know I can do that." Nagura offered to everyone.

"I would like some water please." Asuke, who was next to Natsu, asked politely.

"Alright!" Nagura responded with a smile, knowing that she can't mess this up.

'TWO SECONDS LATER'

Everyone was around the table where the water Nagura got was set. Which was on fire. Somehow.

"…How does that even-?" Maria began to question.

"You know what? I don't question it anymore." Nagura simply replied as she glared at the water that is on fire. How is it on fire who knows.

As she finished saying that, Hara came back from the kitchen, as she went in there earlier. She had another plate of pasta, which was spaghetti this time.

"Okay, I know this batch is better than the last one." The future daughter of Natsu and Mira told everyone as she set the plate on the table. "Try it. I know it's better, so have some before it gets cold." She finished speaking to everyone. Some of them didn't want to try it due to Natsu's and Mira's reaction from earlier.

"She's right. You know what they say about cold spaghetti?" Sans asked them, but he went on before anyone could respond. "Those who forget the PASTa, are doomed to REHEAT it."

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"I WILL KILL YOU!" Hara shouted as both Daron and Tiron had to hold her back from killing Sans, who by the way isn't helping as he went on.

"You're getting mad for FUSILLI reasons. Don't worry its MALFADE not yours. Your temper is SPIRALI out of control. I can TAGLIATELLE you're upset. I feel sorry FIORI you. Maybe I'm going too FARFALLE. I ain't ALFREDO of you. Making puns is part of my daily ROTINI. If I had a PENNE every time I heard that. No need to act like a BIGOLI baby. I should think about SPAGETTI-ING out of here." Sans replied, as everyone else simply looked on in confusion. Well most of them were; Natsu was on the ground laughing his lungs out, finding it all funny.

"…Your future son is weird." Brandish told Irene as the green haired women turned to the red haired women. The mass-manipulating mage was surprised to see Irene herself trying to hold in her own laugher.

"Y-Yeah, maybe a little." Irene tried to reply, but she couldn't help herself as he too began to laugh out loud from all of this.

What? What happened? I felt like something weird had happened to me earlier. I think I'm fine now though.

Anyway, for those who don't get the first joke that Sans made, it was a play on "Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it." And then all the spaghetti puns. …I blame Undertale.

Anyway, see you all next time, whenever that will be.