Disclaimer: While it may seem as thought these characters are a creation of mine own because of my superior writing style, unfortunately despite my numerous lawsuit attempts I do not own Naruto and all its characters, places, and names are not owned by me.

Rated ages 76+ for violence (and mild child abuse, some of it from my childhood).

Ayy lmaoo its been fucking 5 years holy shit what happened to writing every week. Sorry for the 5 year absence guys, i just found out that my girlfriend never liked me and ive been hiding in the closet ever since. I lost my ipad but now I have gotten myself a chromebook so yay to weekly updating its back!1! (lol more like decadely updating, lmao is that even a word... It is now). So, its 2018, Naruto has been over for a few years now, and i finally got the willpower to get out of my bed and finish the story for good. Oh I forgot to add, I am so grateful that my fanbase has grown so large! We have almost 30 people following! Guess you guys are the hipsters who are here before my story gets popular lol...i hate hipsters... "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Sir Mewtwo. I guess making people happy with my stories is what defines who I am ::::::;)

POV: Tsunade's left breast

Holy shit why am I so fucking big

POV Change: Nagato

As lady Tsunade continues operating on me I can't help but notice that she keeps looking at my bulge.

An hour goes by and it appears as though the operation is complete, yet for some reason I still can't feel my legs.

"I've got some good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first Nagato-kun?" As the ever beautiful Lady Tsunade.

"Ok doc, give me the bad news first." "Ok, so the bad news is that I couldn't fix your legs."

I sat there frozen, if I can't walk then how am I supposed to bring peace to my nation? How am I supposed to help Yahiko accomplish his goal of being the God of this world? He doesn't even understand calculus yet!

"So what the fuck is the good news? Being able to walk would be the only news! :(

"The good news is that I was able to bring back function to your penis." She said with a perverted grin.

She proceeds to approach me, "Sorry for helping to kill your parents, I'm sure there is a way for me to make it up to you..." She said coyly, slowly sliding her shirt to the side of her shoulder.

My palms were sweaty, knees weak, and my arms were heavy. I could not think of a response for a moment, but then, it hit me.

"Well, they say millennials don't love breasts anymore, change my mind. :;))." I stuttered meekly.

"Jiraiya could never handle these bad boys, although he is Sannin, he is still far too weak. You on the other hand..."

She slowly began to take off her emerald green blouse. I looked away at first, but my curiosity got the best of me. I felt my cheeks turn as red as my hair.

"Is this what it feels like to be a man?" I sheepishly whispered. I felt my Rinnegan start twitching. The only time I ever feel this twitching in my eyes is when Yahiko rests his precious head upon my unworthy shoulders. "N-NO, I mustn't think of Yahiko like this, he's a brother to me!" I thought to myself.

"Clearly you aren't paying much attention to my precious trophies." said Tsunade as she whipped out her giant milk jugs, slapping me in the face along the way. I felt her nipples hit my eye, causing me to activate the Rinnegan out of pure instinct.

My penis grew hard, tripling in girth, and then it grew numb. I was expecting to see a white liquid, like Tsunade's breast milk, but instead all I saw was blood all over.

"Uh-oh looks like I didn't heal your penis completely. Maybe this time I should try using the forbidden jutsu of healing it with my mouth."

CH4: END

AN: Sorry I don't have enough time to write a detailed author's note, my mom is yelling at me to clean the basement and go outside for the first time in three years. I don't have enough time to proofread it, but I'm pretty much an English major at this point, seeing as though high school forces me to take four years of English. Looking forward to writing my next chapter!

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