"Dafuq?" Asked Flandre Scarlet to no-one in particular. She staring at the new black car embedded in the side of the Scarlet Devil's Mansion. The smoke erupting from the car, paired with the blood and brain matter all over the inside of the vehicle, seemed to illude to the car being empty, or atleast derilect. Flandre cautiously placed her hand on the hood, before the door burst open.

"You fucking kidding me Vincent? This is why I should drive this bullshit." Said Jules, stepping out of the back door.

"Who are you?" Asked Flandre.

"I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING!" Jules said. He then unhosltered his firearm and quickly popped a cap in Flandre, knocking her out for a few paragraphs.

"Well you're pretty aggresive today," Vincent said, climbing out of the car's wreckage. "Maybe a little massage to loosen it up?"

"Fuck you," Jules responded. "Now unless you can figure out where the fuck we are, you're in some deep shit here. Deep shit that Marsellus won't fuckin' tolerate."

"Didn't you quit at the end of the movie?" Vincent asked.

"And your ass got fuckin' blasted," Jules answered stearnly. "Nigga, you should be fucking 6 feet under in some hotel bathtub."

Jules began walking around the library, in search of something he could use to find his location. All because he doesn't play Touhou. Probably because he has no taste in Video Games.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE LIBRARY!" Yelled Patchouli. Jules quickly turned around and kicked her backwards, and she conveniantly landed in a chair. Mirroring the iconic scene from Pulp Fiction, Jules drew his gun and began questioning Patchy.

"Where am I?" Jules asked.

"What?" Patchy responded, confused. Jules cocked his gun.

"Where you from?!" Jules yelled.

"Mukyu?!" Patchy asked again.

"The fuck is a Muyku? That's some grade-A buster-shit there," Jules said. "Now tell me. Do you read the bible?"

"EH?!" Patchy responded, even more confused than before.

"Lemme share a passage I memorized," Jules began. "Ezekie-"

Then, Vincent started screaming as the sound of generic projectiles rang out from the other side of the library.

"Did his ass get fuckin' capped again?" Jules said, forgetting about Patchouli and moving over to investigate. All he found was Vincent's skeleton, Flandre, and Remilia floating above him.

"The fuck kinda cutie-fruity psycho-bitch shit's happening?" He asked.

『Uwa〜, watashi wa hidoku, guguru ga toppu o hon、yaku shiyo suru koto ga dekimasu！』 Said Remilia.

『Watashitachi no gengo shitte iru hitobito wa, chosha ga dore dake wiabu no jitsugen toki, soreha tsumori odorokubeki kotodesu！』 Flandre responded.

Jules, confused, pointed his gun and began firing.

『Wareware wa kono ni kuro o shinakereba naranai to shite iru yo ni miemasu。』 Flandre said. Her and Remilia then struck ginyu-force poses, and shitty AMV style sony-vegas effects came up.

"What in the hell?" Jules paused.

『Superukado, DEUSUEKUSUMAKINA！！！！！！！！！！！！！』 Remilia and Flandre shouted as a large beam of rainbows and hyper-realistic blood shot forth, knocking Jules through dimensions.

Ebony and Melanie were skipping through the meadows. Melanie had an OpTic hoodie. Ebony was wearing a gothic black GC top that corset stuff and was covered in red lace, a black leather mini, high-heeled black stilted boots, and matching red fishnets on her arms and legs. She also had died her hare black and had black hyper-realistic lipstick on. Anyway, they were skipping through the Mad Max style wasteland when suddenly, Melanie tripped as a 2D hitmarker particle was overlayed where she tripped. Jules stirred awake, diggin himself partially out of the sand and flipping over Melanie.

"H01y 5h17! Wh47 w45 7h47?" She asked.

"i fink i rekoniz u" Said Ebony to Jules.

"What in the hell is happening?" Jules asked.