"omfs ur suc a prep" Said Ebony as the current protagonists walked back to Hogwarts in Longdon. She was wearing a gothic black MCR t-shirt that was ripped to show off her boobs with corset stuff on the front, black combat boots, black fishnets, and cross earrings, which somehow didn't kill her.

"Who the fuck even gives a shit about this goddamn 'gc'?" Jules asked.

"Ju57 1gn0r3 3n0by'5 g0ff1k 5h17." Melanie said.

"ur bot prepz n posorz" Ebony said and began to slit her wrists again.

Then, Professor Snoop, Proffesor McGoogle, and Proofezor Sinister apperiated infront of the protagonists and began asking questions.

Meanwhile, Jesus stopped looking into the crucible ball. He had to tell Miku about what he was seeing. It was just as Miku predicted, the coming of the crack trio. Although the part about the waters raining E-Tanks and the lander dying in a storm of cola hadn't come yet, Jesus needed to make sure.

"M'lady! The Crack Trio have arrived!" Jesus said, bursting into Miku's room.

"I thought I told you not to interrupt me during this shit," Miku said. "I'm about to get the Valkyr chassis!"

"But it's just as you predicted!" Jesus said.

Miku reached into her anus and pulled out a CD-R disk. Jesus played it, and it showed the following text:

"Only worry when Enoby turns red oil into corndogs." It said.

Jesus then looked back at the crystal ball.

"hy luk at dis" Said Ebony in the middle of Biology class. Melanie and Jules watched as the can of red oil turned into a bucket of corndogs.

"W0w, 7h47 w45 k1nd4 1mpr3551v3." Said Melanie.

"I'm just not questionin' this shit. At this point." Said Jules.

"MY LEIGE, IT HAPPENED!" Jesus yelled, looking away from the ball.

"I'm afraid it's time." Miku said, turning on off her computer.

Miku and Jesus walked over to the giant door in their secret lair. They both flipped two switches at the same time, and the door swung open. Dramatic CGI lights shown into the new room. There, in the center, was Johann Carl Freidrich Gauss.

"Masters?" Gauss asked.

"Eliminate the crack trio." Jesus ordered.

"You couldn't have waited for me to deliver the line?!" Miku shouted.

"kk m80s" Said Gauss.

Gauss then stuck his hand into the air and his foot rockets activated, as he flew into the air and off to Hogwarts.

30 seconds later, Gauss burst through the classroom roof. This tim, Ebony, Melanie, and Jules were in the middle of Portions Class, being taught by Professor Snap.

"U donderhed!111" Snap yielded and continued on with the lesson.

Gauss pulled out an XVL1456 and started charging it. He aimed it at Enoby111

"44444nd, w3r3 fuck3d..." Said Melanie.

"wow ur suhc a prep!111 i bet u dnt evn no ho gc r" Ebony said. Jules pulled out his 1911 and aimed it at Ebony.

"Say 'prep' again. Say 'prep' one more time, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say 'prep' one more goddamn time!" Jules yelled.

"omg stop it u dundorhedz" Snap yelled and continued the lesson.

"You have thwarted me for now, cursed three!" Gauss said and flew away.

"0k4y...50 7h47'5 7h47." Melanie said.

"omfg u dendurheas go 2 c dumbldoor" Snap yelled.