SEASON 3 EPISODE 1:


You guys are probably getting really tired of that fake audience thing.. I know I am.. So I'm gonna officially stop using it...


(Inside Trevor's trailer)..

Pinkie Pie: (still living on his couch), (Watching TV)..


ON THE TV:

John Coffee: He killed em with their love... That's how it each and every day.,


Trevor: (sees what she's watching)... Pink., I told you to stop watching those damn hillbilly movies..

Pinkie: It's not a hillbilly movie. It has atom Hanks

Trevor: Excatly.. Tom Hanks.. The king of hillbillies.

Pinkie: Whatever..


Mailman: (rings their door bell)

Trevor: (bursts though door with loaded shotgun) WHAT DO YOU WANT!

Mailman: (cowering in fear) You got a letter! You got a letter!

Trevor: (calmly takes letter) Thank you god sir, you are a value to mailmen everywhere..

Mailman: That mean you not gonna kill me!?

Trevor: Fine.. I won't kill you.

Mailman: Thank go-

Trevor: Pinkie will..

Mailman: Who-

Pinkie: (suddenly and violently tackles out).

(Violent beating sounds and sprays of blood fill the background)

Trevor: (calmly opening letter, making no attempts of stopping her).

Trevor: (calmly to pinkie, but not even looking up) Remember to go for the heart.

Pinkie: (off view) Yes boss.. (Ripping sounds)

Trevor: Good girl.


Trevor: (reads letter) Who Martin Madrazo..


Pinkie: (putting her victim in the oven) he can't fit!

Trevor: Forget the cupcakes... I need to travel somewhere.