Before I return to the story.. Here's a BEST OF TREVOR.. So that I can have one for the sake of having one, (may contain sneak peak of future scene)..

SCENE ONE:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweat pants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a random magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I suppose to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's suppose to distract you as I steal your car.

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) You just been T-Jacked, bitch!

SCENE 2:

on: So boss. Now that you took care of the bikers? What we gonna do.

Trevor. (stops at the Sandy Chores bank) YOU are not doing anything. But 'I' am stopping by the bank here.. I have a deposit to check out.

Ron: Well.. Have fun I guess.

Trevor: (gets out, and grabs shotgun and then cocks it).. Ohh. I intend too!

Ron: (gasps) Wait! Is that a real gu- (Trevor runs in) TREVOR!

Trevor: (dramatically bursts in, wearing bike helmet to hide his face, and fires the shotgun into the air) NOBODY MOVE! I'M MAKING A DEPOSIT!

SCENE 3:

Michael: I've been in hiding.. But I DO see a therapist every so often.

Trevor: Therapist huh? I tried that once.. Didn't go so well.

(cut away).

Trevor: (in a therapy room) I'm telling you doc! I grieved him!.. And he wasn't even fuckin dead!.. The turd lied to me for all these years.

Doctor: I see.. And how dose that make you feel.

Trevor: (angrily) What is it with you!? Always with "feelings"..

Doctor: Just trying t-

Trevor: I HAD A HARD LIFE ALRIGHT! MY DADDY, WAS NOT, NICE TO ME!

Doctor: And how dose that make you f-

Trevor: (angrily breaks the doctors neck, killing him) FUCK YOU BITCH! WHO THE FUCK YOU SPEAKING TOO! WHO!?

Trevor: (angrily throws something) FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKER!

Trevor: ... FUUUCK!

SCENE 4:

Trevor: (to Micheal) Come on you fat fuck!

SCENE 5:

Michael: (hearing FIREWORKS playing loudly in the truck) Is this Katy fuckin Perry!?

Trevor: Yes.. Look. Just leave it on, it helps relax me!

SCENE 6:

Michael: Where's Trevor?

Pilot: He said he was too busy..

Franklyn: What could that crazy man POSSIBLY be busy with!?

Michael: Who knows.. But I'm sure whatever it is, is completely violent and terrifying..

Meanwhile in Trevor's trailor house..

Pinkie: (sitting cutely)

Trevor: (literary training her) Alright.. Where gonna try this one more time.. (extends hand) Gimme paw?

Pinkie: ... (extends her hoof onto his hand)

Trevor: Good.. Now... Other paw.

Pinkie: ... (extends 'same' hoof).

Trevor: (annoyedly) No, 'other' paw!

Pinkie: ... (again extends the same hoof)

Trevor: (getting angry) For god sakes, we practiced this! Your gonna make me look bad in front of the others!

Trevor: other paw..

Pinkie: ... (finally extends the right hoof)

Trevor: Finally!

Pinkie: (annoyingly) You know this reminds of the time wh-

Trevor: (deeply annoyed) Shut up!

SCENE 7:

Pinkie/Pinkamena: Coarse it is. You been my owner all this time, and haven't even seen my show.

Trevor: Fine., but if this turns me into a bitch, your never hear the end of i-.

(brainwash sounds)

Voice: You are now watching my little pony.

Trevor: (hyponotized) I m now watching my little pony

voice: My little pony is the greatest show you ever seen. Except maybe family guy.

Trevor: (still brainwashed) My little pony is the greatest show I ever seen. Except maybe Family guy.

Voice: You will recommend my little pony and family guy to everybody you know.

Trevor: (still brainwashed) I will recommend my little pony and family guy to everyone I know.
Voice: You will never stop talking about my little pony, or family guy.

Trevor: (still brainwashed) I will never stop talking about my little pony, or family guy.

(present time.. Witch is directly after the mission THREE'S COMPANY).

Trevor: Michael. Look at us, eh?.. New town. New set of problems. But the idiots. They stay the same.

Michael: Don't worry. Things will slow down soon.

Trevor: You know what's NOT slowing down? My little pony. Greatest show I seen sense family guy.

Michael: (annoyed) God, you never shut up about those fuckin shows!

Trevor: (gets in helicopture).

Michael: I'll see you later.

Trevor: Ohh, you better believe it buddy.. (flies off).

SCENE 8:

Trevor: Perfect! It's a gang bang.. I even brought my own weapon (takes out his AK47, witch he gave several upgrades to.. Including a scoop, a handle, and orange camo tape).
Franklyn: I already told you I'm tire-
Trevor: (begins playing party party party by Andrew W.K. At high volume from inside Lamar's van).

SCENE 9:

Trevor: I want of the other side.

Dealer: No at ma-

Trevor: (sudden anger) Oh yeah, well, FUCK YOU! I didn't want it anyway.. (flips his middle finger at the dealers face).. I'll rather stay at home, then be with your motherfuckin fagot for the rest of the day.. Good day bitch.. (storms out, still pointing middle finger).

(awkward silence).

Trevor: (calmly returns soon after) Dude, I totally didn't mean that.

Trevor: I'm sorry we had that fight jut then. You know, I mean. You said some things. I said something's.. But let's just put it behind us, and try to be friends again.

Dealer: ... I'm still not giving you it.

Trevor: (angrily flips him off again) WELL FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! (tries grabbing it, revealing it to only be drywall with a key inside).

Trevor: Yo! That's a "close call with brick wall"!

Dealer: Isn't that an album for Andrew W.K.

Trevor: Sure is.. I like to "party hard" bitch!

Dealer: Wha-

Trevor: I "get wet" and like to "party hard"!.. "we want fun" asshole!

Dealer: Are you just naming songs!?

Trevor: GET READY TO DIE!

Dealer: Yo! We got some motherfuckin buyers remorse over here! (slams door closed)

Trevor: YO, YOU CAN'T FUCKIN HUSTLE A HUSTLER!

SCENE 10:

Michael: Look.. Brad got shot.. You saw it.. He didn't make it.. I got shot, and did.. That's it!

Trevor: (still angry)

Michael: Hold on.. You really angry, or just making yourself seem louder?

Trevor: I'M REALLY ANGRY!

The voice from Spongebob: Blistering Fury!

Trevor: You were lying to me Mikey!..

SCENE 11:

Martin: Ahh. Glad you could joi-... What's with the pony?

Trevor: (petting Pinkie as she's sitting beside him) She's loyal to me okay.. So deal with it.

Pinkie: ... Plus there's nothing on tv.

Martin: Whatever.. Anyway. I need you to kill my cousin., shoot down the jet as he-

Trevor: (excited) Is he coming from Ireland!?.. Is he a leprechaun!?

Michael: (sitting on the other side of the couch, as it's big enough for all three), I highly doubt he's a lepre-

Trevor: Kick ass! I never killed a leprechaun before.. You think if I shoot it, it will bleed out lucky charms!?

Pinkie: ... I too am wondering that

Martin: Guys foc-

Michael: Why would a leprechaun have private jet!?

Trevor: I don't know.. Maybe he-

Martin: GUYS!

SCENE 12:

Pinkie: (holding Scootaloo cutely) Boss, this my little friend Scootaloo.. Rainbow Dash and I like to call her Scooty... I been asked to watch her for a bit.

Trevor: I see.

Pinkie: ... Wanna hold her?

Trevor: Sure, thanks.. (holds Scootaloo).

Pinkie: (looks at her watch for 2 seconds before looking back up) Okay, and now we- OH MY GOD!

Trevor: (accidentally killed Scootaloo within the 2 seconds Pinkie looked away) I'm sorry., I was just petting her, honest..

SCENE 13:

Trevor: my dad dropped ME as a baby and i turned out... something... (looks around) Where the hell am I?

SCENE 14:

Trevor: (throws him in the trunk) Make yourself comfortable, slick!.. (gets in the drivers seat).

Devin; You won't get away with thi-

Trevor: (blasting death metal) Sorrry! Can't hear you!

SCENE 15:

Michael: (makes a large speech, witch ends in the four of them throwing the car down the cliff, with Devin still inside).

Trevor: ... Did anybody else get a boner just now?