dededee always had a big fetish for snails. their huge ass bodies made him really fucking wet and slimy in the nether regions. especially his little goony, escargon. that sexy faggot helped the penguin pleasure himself throughout many long and intense masturbation sessions
the fatass penguin was currently strolling through his courtyard in the night. he sat down in the castle's courtyard and stopped by his fountain and sighed. "i wanna fuck that stupid snail soooo bad like damn." he said. he was really horny and he needed to fcuk something especially because his 20 inch penis didnt fit in his royal garments. did i mention he was really horny
he pulled down his pants and grabbed his erect dinger and started pumping really hard and fast. he had more experience then bun
"AAAHH AAH AAAAAAH ESCARGON YOU MAKE ME SO WET AND SLIMY! FUck!" dededee yelled and he pictured himself plunging his dick into the snail
he cums really hard in his hands and his penguin seed covers his form and litters the grass like snow. "wait wtf im the king i can just go to his room and fuck him up lol"
he gets up and starts walking to escargoony's room but not before he wipes his dick sperm onto a nearby waddle dee, " thanks waddle bitch," dedede says and the waddle bitch hungrily licks up the penguin's sperm
the king passes by meta knight's room and sees the wooden door open. he peers inside and starts jacking off real quick when he sees blade and sword fucking meta knight really sexily
"AAAAAAAH FUCK METAKNIGHT! YOURE SO HOT KYOU FUK" dedede hear's sword moan, and that turns him like, really fucking on
the king ejaculates, yelling, "aaaaaaaaaaaaa" and sprays his seed intothe room like a sick fucker
"ooooooh baby im all warmed up" the penguin says. he goes back to making his way to his sexy snail's room
dedede thought of all the different sex positions they could do like doggy style and missionary. but whatevs, classic and rough hard sex was cool with him
he stopped at escargoony's door and he kicked that shit down, seeing the snail sleeping on the bed
kirby and bun were flying through the streets of shit village. kirbu just ate the intestine filled bird known as tokkori, the biggest fucking asshole in the anime and got his wing copy ability
the fags flew by iroo and honey in the alley still having spicy hot steamy sex and apparently they had gotten the mayor to join
"Oooh irroooo fuck youre good at giving blow jobs" said mayor len he was in the 69 position with iroo and iroo's 15 inch dick was shoved down his throat. honey stood by licking iroos molten sperm on her fingers and shoving len's monocle in her wet pussy. i think cappys have pussies? idk
"qqqqqOHH FU CK" the mayor said and he cummed all over iroos face and body and he licked iroo everywhere
"wtf you cum so fast" and then iroo took out his switch blade and shanked the gay mayor hahahahahah he died
iroo looked up from sucking the mayor's tiny dinger and saw kirby and bun flying
"wtf i think im on too much crack" lolk and then he went back to fucking honey in the pussy
"fuk my boner is getting huge" said kirby
"thats ok! u can anal me while we fly too meta's place" bun said. he really wanted to fuck kirby 10000 times cuz hes as horny as ur mom right now
ok kirby said
then the pink ball shoved his 14 inch penis into buns ass and bun yelled really loud
"aaaaaaaah! he yelled and bun cummed mid air over castle dedede soaking all the waddle dees standing guard in hot sperm
they flew to up to one of the windows in castle desede and crash landed into the wall
ok bun lets fuck now kirby said.
"/but we uave to have a threesome with meta knight again wtf kirby" bun say
K" fine faggot kirby say and then they start walking to meta's room
they reached the door to the knights' room, stopping in front of meta knights wooden door
dedede stepped closer to the sleeping snail. once he was close enough, he pounced on the bitch, plunging his lips onto the snail's lips
"wtf dedede screw off im sleeping escargon said
"no fuck you" dedede said. he was getting laid and he was getting it now
he put his 20 inch dick into the snail's mouth and started thrusting
"that feels so blessed" said dedede. and he ejaculated like 6 times in a minute what the fuck
"ooh shit", escargon said. sperm in his mouth dribbled out and he wrapped his tongue around dededes dick
"heikaaaaa! yamate!" escargoony said. but dedede kept thrusting deeper in his mouth.
fuk escargon ur so hot dedede said. he grabbed escargons shell and jizzed in it til it was full. then he began to drink.
"oooph baby thats sticky" dedede said, and he collapsed after drinking a gallon of sperm
"k bitch my turn", escargon said