It was Sunday morning, and Tamaki was very bored. He threw tantrums at his maids and tried calling Kyoya. Of course, Kyoya made him cry, hung up, and went back to bed. After being pulled out of the corner of woe, Tamaki got a brilliant idea.
"I'm going to visit Haruhi and keep her out of poverty!" He declared, eyes gleaming. After getting ready, he got into his car and his driver drove off to Haruhi's place. Of course, the twins, Hunny and Mori, and even Kyoya beat him there. They were bugging Haruhi and she wasn't any happier when Tamaki showed up.
"Go away, sempai. I have chores to do." Haruhi grumbled. "You don't have to spend every second with me. Why don't you go visit Yuki? I'm sure he's not doing anything." Haruhi suggested.
"What a great idea Haruhi! I'm so proud of my little girl!" Tamaki gleefully said, hugging her.
"Let go of me, sempai! Do you even know where she lives?" Haruhi asked. Tamaki stopped his happy parade and thought for a moment.
"Well, let's get going men! We gotta find Yuki and make sure he isn't living a life in poverty!" Tamaki declared.
"Yeah! That's a great idea Tama-chan!" Hunny agreed cheerfully.
"It does sound like fun." Hikaru thought aloud.
"We can finally go to Yuki's house." Kaoru added.
"Then it's settled! I'm sure we can find Yuki in town somewhere and then we'll just follow her home!" Tamaki concluded. And so the Host Club dragged Haruhi all around town in search of their beloved Yuki. They finally spotted her come out of the grocery store carrying grocery bags wearing a t-shirt and shorts.
Yuki carried her grocery bags home, not knowing about the Host Club stalking her. She ignored the car chase in her neighborhood and walked in her house. Her mom and her brothers were at work, and Akina at her friends. As Yuki began putting the groceries away in the cabinets, she found a rat in here.
"Gross..." She said as she picked it up by the tail as it scurried around. She carried it outside and threw it into the bushes where the Host Club was hiding in.
"Eeek! A rat!" Tamaki, Hunny, and the twins cried. Haruhi was the one who saved them and got rid of the rat. Yuki tried calling a bunch of her friends, but none of them would answer.
"Hmmm, I haven't seen Sakura or them since I transferred to Ouran… I should probably visit them after ignoring them this whole time…" After Yuki finished putting on new duck tape to hold the cabinets together, she left her run-down house. The Host Club pitied her and followed her through her dangerous neighborhood. Yuki saw many people sitting on couches on their lawns, smoking and hanging out. She once noticed a woman with a knife in her hand chasing a man, threating to kill him.
"Wow! I didn't know Yuki-chan had so many friends from her old school!" Hunny exclaimed. Yuki walked up to her old friend's front door and rung the doorbell.
"Coming!" Sakura's voice called. There were a lot of footsteps and then the door swung open. "Oh, it's just you." Sakura said, disappointed.
"Hi, Sakura!" Yuki greeted cheerfully, ignoring the sound of disappointment in Sakura's voice.
"What are you doing here?" Sakura asked.
"I thought we could hang out. No one from our old school is picking up their phones. Maybe we could get the band back together or something." Yuki suggested.
"You don't get it, do you?" Sakura asked.
"Huh…? What do you mean?" Yuki asked, confused.
"You're not one of us anymore. You're going to that fancy, preppy, rich-kid school when both of us know you can't go there. Everyone there is a bunch of stuck up snobs, and now you're going there. That means soon you'll be a stuck up snob. You know we don't tolerate those kind of people." She explained coldly.
"But I'm not a stuck up snob! I'm only going there because my brothers think I need a better education. Truth is…I hate it there! I miss my old friends and I want to go to the same high school as them…" Yuki replied.
"I hate Ouran… just a bunch of stupid rich-kids who get everything they want if they just ask their 'mommy' or 'daddy.' They don't realize that we have to work for everything. Sometimes we work and don't get anything at all…" Haruhi giggled to all this in the bush, while holding everyone back from pounding the fudge out of Saukra and Yuki.
"I promise I'm not like them." Yuki explained. There was a long pause.
"Prove it next Sunday night." Saukra tossed her a pistol. Yuki caught it in her hands. The entire Host Club gasped. "You know where to find us. We'll do it at eleven. Don't fail us."
"Have I ever failed you before?" Yuki winked. "This might come in handy in case some stupid Host Club annoys me too much…" Yuki chuckled to herself. Tamaki, Hunny, and the twins were sobbing. Mori was trying to comfort Hunny, but it was useless. When they looked back at Yuki, she was already leaving and walking back to her house. It was already getting dark out. Yuki knew that she shouldn't be out that long because it wasn't safe for young girls to be out of their house after dark.
Hikaru and Kaoru yawned. "Hey, Milord it's getting late." Hikaru began.
"Can we crash now?" Kaoru finished.
"Not yet! We have to get poor Yuki out of that terrible gang!" Tamaki replied.
"If the customers discover that one of our members is in a gang, then our profits will surely decrease. And if the school finds out, Yuki will surely be expelled." Kyoya explained.
"Awww, Kyo-chan does care!" Hunny said.
"Not exactly, Mitsukuni." Mori said.
"Which means he won't be able to pay off our debt." Kyoya pointed out.
"Plus, with Haruhi and Yuki, things are so fun. Especially when Yuki gets angry and gets the British accent." The twins smirked. Haruhi rolled her eyes.
When Yuki got home, she took a cold shower and replaced the duck tape holding the tiles together. You see, her mom didn't pay the water bill again. But it was only recently, and the water company knows there's four "kids" in the house, so they only turn off the hot water. Then if she doesn't pay that off in a certain amount of time, they turn off the water completely. Yuki didn't mind that because sometimes she would end up with the last shower when her brothers were home. And there wouldn't be any hot water left. She also thought that the cold water was very relaxing and it actually made her hair shinier.
"Ah crap." Yuki said, noticing that she forgot her clean clothes. She sighed and put on her dirty clothes and walked back into her bedroom. Akina was fast asleep in her bed.
"Hey, she's going back into her room!" Hunny pointed out cheerfully. The Host Club watched intensely. They peered into her window on ladders. Yuki took off her shirt and cami and threw it in her laundry basket, leaving her in only her bra as she dug threw her dresser.
"GAHHH!" The Host Club cried, their ladders falling back. They held on for dear life as they fell into the bushes, anime nose bleeding. All except for Haruhi, who was the only one still sane. She wasn't surprised at all, but even Kyoya and Mori were shocked by it that they fell off their ladder. Haruhi climbed down from her ladder.
"YUKI'S A GIRL!?" Hikaru cried.
"AFTER ALL THIS TIME SHE DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO TELL US!?" Kaoru asked. Tamaki wacked Hikaru and Kaoru on the head with a stick.
"Shhh! Have you lost your mind!? Do you want her to hear us!?" He whispered loudly. Yuki threw on a big t-shirt and looked up at the sound.
"Hm?" She poked her head out her window and looked around. Tamaki panicked and covered both the twins' mouths. He pushed their heads down in the bushes. "Well, this is my neighborhood. People talking outside at this hour shouldn't surprise me anymore." Yuki sighed and pulled her head back in. She turned off her light and fell asleep on her small twin bed.
"What's the difference that Yuki's a girl? She's been the same person ever since day one." Haruhi asked.
"But she's a girl." The twins cried.
"I'm a girl." Haruhi said bluntly. "And I act like a guy in the Host Club. She acts like a guy in the Host Club. What's the difference?"
"Well, we didn't expect it, to be honest." Kaoru said.
"We only thought of her as our toy." Hikaru finished.
"Well men! Let's get to work! We must not intimidate her any longer and make her feminism welcome! We must be calm and cool. " Tamaki ranted on and on about what to do next.
"Um, sempai?" Haruhi piped up.
"Yes, daughter dearest?" He said over dramatically.
"They all left." Haruhi replied bluntly. Tamaki anime fell.
The next day, the Host Club wasn't open for business just yet. Yuki walked through the halls, towards the doors that lead into the Third Music Room. She sighed and opened the door to yet another crazy afternoon with the Host Club. But when she did open the doors and stepped inside…
"HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL US YOU WERE A GIRL!?"