[Izaya's POV]

An hour passed with Dong-Yul camped in Izaya's dressing room, both actors completely ignoring him for most of the time even though he kept opening the fucking door every 15 minutes to see where his cousin was. How could someone be so annoying in so little time?

"Don't you have your own room to hide in? Ya know, the one with a million cameras in it where you should be." Izaya finally announced, glancing back at the man with a glare. Dong-Yul looked up from where he was and gave a small smile.

"Yeah, but if I'm hiding then what good would it do for me to be somewhere everyone expects me to be?" the Korean reasoned, getting small sighs of annoyance from both the actors on the couch. At least he made sense this time.

"Alright, but I'm sure there are a million other places that you could be hiding in. Like a closet or something." the informant persisted, leaning back on his couch as Dong-Yul was about to answer. "And no, this is about you being distracting, not actually you." he interrupted, now getting a frown in return. Kasuka just sat back for now and watched his script as the other finally threw out their tech manager, obviously having no qualms if he left.

Dong-Yul stood up after a moment, clearly sensing that he wasn't wanted. "Fine then, I'll just face her on my own.."

"Good luck." Izaya hummed with little interest, turning back to his script as well. The door opened and he expected to hear foot-steps, instead he heard a yelp and turned back to see Dong-Yul still holding onto the door, a child standing on the other side of it.

"Heya, Yul!" she greeted, a wide smile on her face as she beamed up at, they assumed, her cousin. Dong-Yul smiled back down at her, though it looked a little more forced.

"Hey, Min-seo. How have you been? Are ya hungry? There's a snack bar over there, I'm sure no one will mind if you-" The tech manager babbled like that for a moment longer, though all his attempts of shuffling her away from the door were all for naught by the time he opened his mouth.

"Is that her!?" the child cut him off, the smile getting even wider as Izaya tried to discreetly press himself into the couch. It wasn't that he didn't wanna talk to a fan of his, he liked the fact that he even had fans and she looked like he was already brightening up her day too, but knowing that she already expected for him to enjoy Dong-Yul's company, or something of the sort, was a little repelling.

"Well.. Yeah but-" Dong-Yul tried once again to move her away from the door as he thought of an excuse. He once again didn't get the chance, Min-Seo squeezing between his body and the doorway to get inside, a wide smile being thrown at Izaya from a girl now less than a few inches away. She held out her hand to him and waited for him to take it, obviously knowing when to be a little more polite.

The informant took it and shook her hand lightly. "Hello.."

"Hi! I'm Min-Seo, Yul's cousin. It's so nice to meet you, Onee-sama!" the girl squeaked, Izaya giving her a a smile back until the announced his 'title'. Oooh, no you don't.

"It's nice to meet you too, onna Min-seo." he responded as he released her hand.

All three men watched as the girl withered a little, smile still firmly on her face though she had stopped bouncing in place, hand moving back down. When she looked like she didn't know what to do with her hands, she clasped them behind herself. "So, you're Cleo?"

Izaya nodded his head automatically, used to the stage hands sometimes calling him by his role now instead of his fake name. Min-Seo perked up again, distracted from the earlier disrespect. "I've been watching your show since the beginning and your character's my favorite, you always act so so cool when scary things happen and you even scare him sometimes." the girl started babbling, gesturing to Kasuka who was still calmly sitting beside the informant, watching the whole scene unfold.

So far his boyfriend hadn't been much of a pain or help in this situation so Izaya decided to get him involved, smiling at the girl as she finally finished her monologue. "So, can I have an autograph, please!?" Min-Seo chimed, getting a chuckle out of him.

"Yes, you may. But I need to find some paper first, there's usually nothing lying around here. How about you keep Yuuhei company while I'm gone?" Izaya suggested, watching as the two glanced at each other. They both paused for a second before Min-Seo shrugged, moving to sit between them with a smile before the informant stood up, wiping the smile off his face as he grabbed Dong-Yul by the wrist and quickly dragged him out with him, shutting the door behind them.

"Get her out of here."

"What!? She'll kill me if I try to make her leave! What, do you not like kids?"

"That's a kid? How old is she?!"

"She's 14 but.."

"Then she's plenty old enough to have one of the probably countless dreams she has die. She completely ignored you once she saw me so maybe she's over the 'get married' part anyway."

Dong-Yul watched him for a second before glancing at Izaya's dressing room door, now a good few feet away. "I highly doubt she's over anything. She can be pretty obsessive when she wants to be.."

"And who's job is it to keep her away from addictions like a responsible family member?" Izaya persisted, seeing the man think again.

"Me.."

"Yes, you! Now go in there and tell her that something came up with my family, friend, pet; anything. I'll even get her that autograph still if it'll let her leave." the informant finished, turning around to actually find some paper before his wrist was caught. He glanced back at Dong-Yul.

The tech manager's face was almost unreadable as he kept him there, obviously still in thought about what to say. "Ya know.. It's getting really hard to tell if you're actually busy or just heartless." the man finally muttered, Izaya's eyes going wide for a second before his wrist was released again. He thinks I'm heartless? Just because I don't want to deal with his possibly insane cousin who even HE hid from? A moment passed before Dong-Yul finally got tired of the silence between them, a disappointed frown now on his face. "Well?" he snapped.

At being prompted again, the hurt he'd felt from a moment ago shifted. Izaya met his eyes and turned to him fully again, smiling even. "I'll have you know that you have no right to talk to me about anything involving me, what I do, who I do it with or to. I have a lot more going on right now and almost definetly not enough time to do it. I don't need to entertain anyone if I don't want to, especially not someone related to a cocky, flirtatious piece of shit that thinks he can win over someone uninterested just by batting his eyes at them a couple times. If you have a problem with that then you can crawl right back to your tech cave and rot there for the rest of your ignorant life." He hissed out, watching as the tech manager's face slowly fell, the other backing away from him and making Izaya take steps forward to ensure he was listening to him. When he was finished there was another pause between them.

Izaya suddenly spun around and spotted a stage hand with a notepad, obviously drawing something during their break. The informant walked over and gave a small smile, asking to borrow it and their pen for a second to write his signature on the paper, tearing it off neatly and handing it back before stomping back to Dong-Yul's side. "Here. Tell her I'm sorry that I can't give it person." he commanded, glare burning into the other man before he turned away again, this time to stalk to the building's official break room. He was in desperate need of otoro and coffee by now.

Chapter 85!

Izaya put his foot down. Hard.

Hope you all liked kickass!Iza-chan x3

And now, since Izaya has blown off some steam (even if he's still kinda pissy) it's time to get back to the plot-plot.

Sorry about the small delay on this chapter guys, quality over continuity!

Translations: Onee (Big Sister), -sama (shows great respect and authority of person spoken about), onna- (woman, female (Izaya chose this as a way of showing no respect, not even a real status).

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PS. Izaya didn't shove her off like that to be a dick, he is really just stressed about getting his work with Kasuka done just as well as his work for Shiki. Plus, he still isn't the best at dealing with others who push themselves on him, he's still barely used to being buddy-buddy with Shinnosu and they've known each other a couple years.