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Teddy/Lily
Never boring
Now Harry knew that Lily was dating Teddy who wouldn't and he was happy for them really truly he was he just hoped they weren't having sex. Oh who was he kidding of course they were having sex Teddy was twenty nine freaking years old. But Lily was still his baby girl and he couldn't believe he was doing this but it was only fair he'd done the same for the boys when they were her age, hell when they were younger then she was.
He stood outside her door not really wanting to go in staring at it liked it had offended him in some horrendous way. Finally he sucked up all his Gryffindor courage and knocked on the door.
"Come in." He walked in.
"Hey lils." She looked up from her magazine.
"Hi daddy." She gave him her patented I didn't do it smile hmm he'd figure out what that was about later.
"Um." He sat down nervously on her bed. "Look Lily I know your eighteen and you're dating Teddy and well I want you to be s s safe." He could barley get the words out of his mouth.
"Dad what are you trying to say." Lily asked slightly terrified slightly amused.
"Just here." He throw a box on her bed and ran out of the room like Voldemort was chasing him.
She looked down at the box and started rolling around on the bed laughing. Her dad had just thrown a box of condom's at her could this day get any weirder. A day at the Potter house was never boring that was for sure.
Ok this is for quiditchcaptian who prompted condom harry teddy lily this went in a completely different place then I planned thanks for reviews please review also give me prompts thanks