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Teddy Lily

Still alive

Everyone looked towards the bag and back at Teddy who looked like a statue.

"You going to answer that Ted." Harry asked.

"Uh." Teddy stuttered.

" Teddy you have a girl here." James Teased

Teddy got whiter and whiter his hair was going crazy and the phone just keep going off and everyone glanced at the underwear that James had dropped on the floor.

"Oh come on let us meet her." Albus pleaded.

"No." Teddy shoot his head.

Meanwhile in Teddy's room Lily had fallen into a light sleep when she heard her phone go off she recognized that ring tone everyone in her phone book had a different ring tone and that one was Rose's now it was a Sunday Rose knew she had a date tonight not with just that she did so she wouldn't have been calling unless it was important.

She chewed on her lip should she get it but it keep ringing which meant it was important and so she got off the bed straightened her dress ran her fingers through her hair and then thought the hell with it there going to find out anyway. She opened the door.

Outside James stood up from the table and picked up the purse he went to open it. Lily opened the door and saw her brother with her purse she walked out of the door no one seemed to notice her yet. "that's mine thank you very much." She tugged the purse out of his hands and flipped the phone open. "hello."

James eyes bugged out Teddy looked like he was going to faint no one seemed to be able to move everyone's eyes were transfixed on Lily "Calm down, Ok ok I'll be there momentarily." She snapped her phone shut walked over to were her underwear laid on the floor scooping them up she shoved them in her purse "Well boy's its been fun but I have to go Now." She lightly kissed the still frozen Teddy and with that she breezed out of the room.

Once she was gone all eyes turned to Teddy murder and sparks flying from their eyes. "What the Hell." They all yelled standing up wands pointed towards Teddy.

"I I I love her." He got out barley.

"Well boys what should we do."

"Each pick a curse." Suggested Louis.

"Ah yes." Agreed Fred

And thus different beams of light flashed at Teddy and by the time it was all over he looked like he had been attacked by god only knew what. He was moaning on the floor in pain and all the males around him were chuckling with evil glee.

"Now what?" Charlie asked.

"Now" Harry sighed. "We say congratulations and if you ever hurt my little girl your dead." He glared menacingly at Teddy who gulped before laughing and hugging him. "Now Teddy I'm not really happy but she's a big girl and can make her own choices so take good care of her he looked sternly at his god son.

"Of course." Teddy said just glad he was still alive.

A/N goes with Poker night for ginnyweasleyrocks and Quiddichcaptian who wanted one were Teddy and lily are caught. Thanks for all the reviews please review I can't believe this is the hundredth drabble yay/