"I don't even know what I'm supposed to wear!" Yuki snapped irritably as she dug through her closet.
"You're apologizing to Tamaki and his grandmother. The big idiot would actually love it if you wore your usual commoner clothes, but you'll need something decent and presentable." Kyoya explained while he stood behind Yuki.
"I don't have fancy designer clothing like you." Yuki grumbled. And then she got an idea and spun around to face him.
"No." He said.
"You don't even know what I'm going to ask!" Yuki protested.
"You want to borrow my clothes." Yuki anime fell.
"Well why not? I wear guy clothes all the time! I wear the boys' school uniform!"
"For one, they'll be too big. You're a small person." Kyoya pointed out.
"I am not! Hunny is a small person!" Kyoya couldn't hide his amusement. "C'monnnnn. Pleaseee?" She asked.
"No. I don't share." He answered firmly.
"You're so full of crap, Kyoya. We share the same bed almost every night!"
"That's because you fall asleep in mine and I didn't want to wake you because your quite scary."
"You have no room to talk, Mr. Low Blood Pressure Evil Lord." Yuki snapped. "And what about all those times you slept in my bed?"
"Merely exhaustion and I happen to be in here with you after a busy day. They were accidents." Yuki rolled her eyes.
"I repeat: you're so full of crap, Kyoya. How come I go to sleep alone, but then I wake with you beside me?" Yuki questioned. Now he was busted.
"You have nightmares and no one can sleep with you screaming. The only way to get you to shut up is to sleep next to you." Kyoya replied. He had an answer for everything! But Yuki knew she was right and he was just BSing her.
His cellphone rang, interrupting them.
"Hello?" And then he smiled. "Just the two people I wanted to speak with." Two people? The twins? Hunny and Mori? Tamaki and Haruhi? Daichi and Michio? "Is your mother busy at all?" It wasn't Tamaki and Haruhi. It wasn't Daichi and Michio. "Yes. Yuki needs some decent clothes...great. We'll be right over." He hung up.
When he looked back to his girlfriend, she was gone and her closet door was closed. He opened the door and she attempted to hide under the little clothes she had. Kyoya pulled a shirt off Yuki's head.
"C'mon. Lets go." He ordered. "If you don't, I'll show everyone your dancing videos."
"You're bluffing. I don't have any!" Yuki stated. With the press of the remote button, Yuki heard the familiar music. She remembered dancing to this song at Nationals. It came from the television in the living room. Yuki sprinted out to the living room to see her dancing in a pretty pink and frilly and puffy dress. Yuki's jaw dropped.
"Do we have a deal?" He asked. Yuki scowled and nodded grimly.
"What would you like to see her in?" Hikaru and Kaoru asked in unison.
"She's apologizing to Tamaki and his grandmother for her inappropriate behavior. Something nice and elegant will do. It'll show that she put effort to look nice for them and that'll make her respectful." Kyoya answered for her, pushing his glasses up his nose. Yuki rolled her eyes.
"On one condition..."
"No conditions. Unless you want the consequences." Kyoya cut in. He definitely couldn't show the videos to the twins. They wouldn't leave Yuki alone about it and make fun of her! It was embarrassing.
"Fine. No damn conditions." Yuki growled. Kyoya smirked.
"A dress will do. A respectable length, but also something to show off her long legs." Kyoya went on.
"What 'long legs?' She's so short!" They twins countered. Yuki hit them.
"That may be true, but for her body, her legs are long even if she isn't tall."
"Can you guys stop talking about me like I'm not even here!?" Yuki snapped, annoyed. The twins shrugged and then disappeared in a room. Then they returned almost immediately grinning, holding something behind their back. "What do you have there?"
"The perfect dress!" They replied in unison.
"Eh?!" Yuki backed away, but she backed right into Kyoya, who was smirking.
"Change into this!" The twins commanded.
"No!"
"Change!" The twins pounced like cats. Yuki ducked out the way and dodged, causing the twins to pounce on Kyoya. Yuki laughed, but Kyoya did not find it very funny. The twins then chased after Yuki. Kyoya put his glasses back on, rose, and brushed himself off.
Yuki turned down a hallway and sprinted away. Kaoru suddenly appeared at the end of the hallway. Yuki skidded to a stop and spun around. She dashed the other way, but there was Hikaru! Her only option was the window...
Yuki jumped out of their grasp and dived out the window.
"You shall not escape!" The twins declared, grabbing her legs. Yuki groaned as they pulled her up. Hikaru restrained her arms and Kaoru restrained her legs. Yuki flailed like a Magikarp, but it was no use. They tossed her in a room and slammed the door shut.
"You will be changing into this!" The twins held up a bright short yellow dress with pale purple lace.
"No way! That's so girly!" Of course, Yuki has worn even girlier stuff in dance...
"Change! Change! Change! You will change into this right now!" They announced. The twins pounced on Yuki once more and began to pull her clothes off.
"Perverts! Alright! Fine! Just get out!" Yuki kicked them off and flung open the door. She grabbed one twin in each hand and threw them out of the room. Yuki slammed the door shut.
Yuki returned in the dress with an irritated expression.
"Now it's time for your hair!" The twins announced. Hikaru was holding a brush and Kaoru held clips. Before she could bolt, they tackled her and tied her to a chair.
"Hey! This isn't fair!" Yuki snapped as she struggled.
"Hold still!" Yuki kept shaking her head. But then a hand grabbed her hair and pulled. She screamed in pain, stopped, and looked to see it was Kyoya.
"You bastard! That really hurt!" Yuki hissed. He released her hair.
"You wouldn't keep your head still." He said simply. Yuki glared at him. The twins brushed her hair longer than necessary.
"Such pretty hair..." Hikaru said.
"Like a pony's..." Kaoru added. Yuki rolled her eyes. Then the Hitachiin twins began to clip back Yuki's hair out of her face with purple clips. As Hikaru and Kaoru began to place her shoes on her feet, Yuki began to laugh.
"That tickles!" She cried.
"Here you are your slippers, Cinderella." They said in unison with their host club faces. Yuki kicked them in the face. She finally was able to free herself and stood up.
"Lets go."
"I'm very sorry." Yuki said, bowing. Kyoya took her to the Suoh mansion. Now, she was bowing before Tamaki's grandmother, who was named Shizue.
"My behavior was inappropriate. I..." She remembered what Kyoya told her to say perfectly. He gave her a damn script too! "I forgot to take my medicine. I'm mentally ill, you see. I have anger management issues too. None of it's Tamaki-senpai's fault, so please don't be angry at him for my immature actions. So please accept my apology." Yuki mentally cursed at Kyoya.
"You insulted me and used such vulgar language. You attempted to attack me." She reminded.
"Yes. I'm sincerely sorry. I had forgotten my medicine, but you have my word that it will never happen again." Yuki looked at her with pleading eyes.
"Yes. Don't forget your medicine. If that ever happens again, I can assure you that you will never leave a mental hospital ever again. I'll also press other charges and a restraining order." Yuki bit her tongue. But she couldn't believe she actually bought it.
"Yes, ma'am." She choked out.
"I accept your apology. Begone, child." Her face was still hateful. When Yuki left and closed the door behind her, she flipped her off. Sure, the hateful hag would never see it, but Yuki felt it was necessary. She had to express herself.
As Yuki was on her way out, she spotted a beautiful piano. She looked around. It was very empty in this huge mansion. It might even be bigger than the Ohtori mansion. How lonely it must be...
Yuki took a seat on the piano bench. There was a music folder, but she could not read any of it. She decided to play a memorized melody. It wasn't perfect. It was amateur. But Yuki could not deny that she loved to play. Yuki loved to eat, sleep, dance, her family, the host club...as annoying as they are...
A loud throat-clearing caused Yuki to immediately stop playing the aria. She spun around to face Shizue.
"Kya! I'm sorry! I couldn't resist. I'll 'begone!'" Yuki cried as she jumped to her feet.
"I cannot deny that you are very good." Shizue murmured quietly. Yuki's eyes widened. Was this hateful woman complimenting her? Yuki saw an opportunity.
"I'm not very good. But you should really listen to Tamaki-senpai play! Hs amazing... I'm not even up on his level." Yuki thought that maybe she wouldn't hate Tamaki so much if she listens to him play. If she listens to him, that opens up the possibility of them getting to know each other. If Shizue got to know Tamaki, she wouldn't hate him. Yuki wondered if this is how a smart person thought. And then she wondered what goes on in Kyoya's head. Don't open up that door, Yuki thought.
"And this is coming from a mentally ill child..."
"Just listen to one song. Just take a minute to hear him play. You won't regret it. I promise." Yuki smiled, bowed, and then exited.
