A Dragon's Crimson Cry
By: Tippi
A/n I don't know why it was so hard to finish it but it was.
Ch 76 Napped Oracles
~At the shop~
"Okay just clear your minds and give me a little more on my test, its tomorrow two o'clock" Jake said.
"Jake we can't just make the visions come they just come" Sara said then her eyes glowed. "O and Spud's going to get #12 wrong."
"What's his answer" Jake asked.
"True" Sara said.
"O and while we're making predictions any visions of the ogre bowl" Fu asked putting the paper down on the counter while Jake was writing down answers. "Fu needs a new pair of shoes well they're not actually shoes they're more like…"
"Dude don't distract them" Jake yelled at Fu. "Now lets focus on the essay section."
"How's it going in here" LS said walking in.
"Great" Fu and Jake said.
"I'm just practicing my paper trails, talk about your yellow journalism" Fu dog said sitting on the paper.
"We're helping Jake cheat on his mythology test" Sara said.
"Jake didn't I warn you the easiest way isn't always the best way" LS said coming up to Jake. "When you cut one corner…" LS was saying as took out a pair of scissors and Jake pulled his book away so it wouldn't be cut.
"Yeah, I heard it" Jake said.
The next day at school Jake and the twins were on the school yard making their way to the entrance when they went pass Rotwood.
"Yo, Mr. Rotwood" Jake called.
"Nein, it's professor" Rotwood yelled.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah… I just wanna to say… I'm looking forward to your test today, but you might need to invent a grade higher than an A" Jake rapped. "Howler!"
"The ogre bowl is this afternoon we got to grab those twins soon" one of the disguised goblins said to the other behind a tree.
"Thanks for the warning about the skunked meat loaf" Jake said as he sat down with his lunch.
"My pleasure" Sara said.
"All I'm saying is onion rings give you heart burn" Trixie said as she and Spud came to sit down.
"It's my life woman" Spud yelled.
"Uh it's been like this all morning" Al whined as he dropped his tray on the table in annoyance.
"What am I suppose to tell our little girls, sorry dad can't take you to jam-a-rama because he's burping up onions" Trixie said.
Spud sighed and passed his rings to Trixie.
"That Rose girl" Sara said as her eyes glowed.
"What is she in trouble is she going for the meat loaf" Jake asked.
"No some one's going to take the last pudding before she does" Sara answered.
They looked to the lunch line to see Rose heading for the desserts. Jake ran up and grabbed the last pudding cup as the geeky kid was reaching for it.
"Hey" the geek said.
"Here take this it's better for you" Jake said putting broccoli in his hand.
"I know" the geek said walking off.
"Pudding my lady" Jake said handing the cup out to Rose.
"You got the last one" Rose said accepting it.
"I thought you said some one else was going to get the last pudding" Trixie asked.
"Some one did Jake" Kara said.
"Our visions always come true just not in the way you expect" Sara added.
"Now's our chance let's grab them before dragon boy shows up" one disguised goblin said as they started to walk over.
Jake swooped out in front of them causing them to bump into the geek making him spill his tray making a loud sound having all eyes go to them.
"Curses" the goblin said but then saw every one look at him. "I mean Bobby will so dump Shelly once her roots show, dye job much."
"I think we're onto something with this Rose girl stuff," Jake was saying as they walked down the halls. "How about after the test you guys stick around and we see some more things on Rose."
"Pixie schnitzel" Sara said.
"Yeah that's what I'm… Pixie schnitzel" Jake asked.
"I just got a strong vision of us smelling pixie schnitzel" Sara said.
"And how is that bad" Jake asked.
"O and that Rose girls is so totally going to fall down the stairs in 30 seconds" Sara added.
Jake ran over caught Rose and her books all spider man like.
"Watch your step" Jake said.
"You just seem to be in all the right places today" Rose said.
Then the bell rang. "I better get to class" Rose said grabbing her books and running off.
Jake was walking backwards up the stairs watching Rose retreat when he backed into Rotwood.
"Ready for the test Mr. Long" Rotwood asked.
"Yeah well my cousins are…" Jake didn't get to finish as Rotwood pulled him into class.
Jake was marking down answers when a buzzing noise reached his ears. Jake smack the back of his neck excepting a fly.
"Hey watch it" a blue, fat, delivery fairy said coming to hover in front of Jake.
"This is really a bad time" Jake said.
"You're telling me wait till you hear this message from the oracle twins" the fairy said opening an envelope.
Smokey forms of the twins came out and started to talk.
"The bad news is we've been captured" Sara's form said.
"The good news is that you're gonna save us" Kara said.
"But the bad news is that you're gonna get hit by a boulder going 180 miles an hour. Ouch, bet that will hurt" Sara said.
Jake tipped the fairy and got up with his test. The kid sitting next to him seeing the whole thing looked at the candy bar he was eating and throw it away.
"I've got to go the bathroom" Jake said putting the test down on Rotwood's desk.
"You leave now you will fail this test" Rotwood said.
"I know" Jake said running out anyway.
"Hm, must have been the meat loaf" Rotwood said.
"Sara, Kara" Jake yelled running out into the hall not see either.
Then Jake saw Sara's discarded sandal, he didn't need an oracle to tell him what he was going to do.
Fu and LS were watching the opening of the ogre bowl on TV when Jake ran in.
"Hey kid you're just in time" Fu said "we need to get over to Madison Square Gardens…"
LS cut Fu off asking Jake where the oracle twins were.
"Herbert never misses the ogre bowl" LS said as they arrived at the gardens where the ogre bowl was taking place. "I'm sure the twins are in there."
"Closed for renovations" Jake read the sign put up.
"Code for magical event" LS said.
"Trust me when the ogre bowl is over they'll need to renovate" Fu said as the three walked in.
"We'll never find them in this place they could be anywhere" Fu said.
"Pixie schnitzel" Jake said looking over to the pixie booth.
"Kid this is no time to be thinking about the sweets that the pixies serve with the little sprinkles and… okay may be a quick bite" Fu said walking toward the booth.
"No Sara had a vision of them smelling pixie schnitzel" Jake said grabbing Fu and looking to the box above the booth seeing Herbert and the twins.
"Okay girls tell us whose going to win the game and you can have all the pixie schnitzel you want" on goblin said.
"Gee thanks" Kara said grabbing one and crushing it under his hat.
"Okay rude girl I don't know who you think you are but…" the goblin dressed as a teen girl was saying.
"Enough Frank you're not in school any more" Herbert said then had two lackeys drag him away.
"You'll regret going out with Shelly you hear me Bobby beauty is only skin deep, skin deep" Frank yelled as he was dragged off.
"Listen it's not to late for some serious half time bets so you ladies better start seeing some visions or else…" Herbert said when Jake cut him short.
"Or else what" Jake said as he and LS in dragon form landed on the rail of the box seats. "Just let the twins" Jake stopped for a moment to hoist Fu up who couldn't quit climb up "go."
"Never, I'm going to make a gold mine off these oracles" Herbert said sending two of his men at the dragons.
The two leaned to the side as the goblins leapt at them letting them fall down below.
"They're not just oracles and you can't just use them for your own personal gain" Jake said as he and LS fought off some more goblins.
"O speaking of that how is that Rose girl" Sara asked.
"She's good… I mean I did… it was" Jake said stumbling over the right words.
"Enough talk it's time for some half time action" Herbert said grabbing the twins and making a run for it closely followed behind by Jake and LS.
As they were after Herbert one of the announcers said that the boulders were really flying and some were clocked at 180 miles per hour.
"Wait a 180 miles per hour" Jake said remembering Sara's prediction. "I can't go out there I'll…"
"Jake" Sara shouted as Herbert carried them away across the field.
"Well here it goes" Jake said flying onto the field.
"Dragon on the field, dragon on the field" the announcer said as Jake went after the twins.
Jake was doing his best to dodge the boulders as they were thrown around. Jake jumped on top an ogre headed his way.
"What's your hurry Herbert" Jake said as the ogre got up aside Herbert.
Before the goblin could say anything three ogres came headed toward him their small minds to consumed by the game to notice him.
Herbert was knocked down and the twins were thrown up into the air and caught by Jake. Fu called out to Jake to look out as a boulder came flying toward him. Jake tried to fly out of the way from boulder. Not able to out fly it he throws the twins into a huge inflatable ogre balloon in hopes of speeding up. At his current speed the boulder was slightly gaining on Jake and tapped his tail.
"Huh," Jake said looking behind him.
Since he wasn't looking where he was going he crashed into the stands. When Jake came to his grandfather, the twins, and Fu were standing all around him.
"Jake you okay" Fu asked.
"I've got to get out of here I'm going to get hit by a boulder going 180 miles per hour" Jake yelled.
"Already happened kid" Fu said "can I get a little narration here."
The announcers popped out of nowhere and directed everyone's attention to the screen.
"If you look here the boulder was going 180 miles and Jake was flying a total of 179 miles per hour giving him nothing but a harmless tap" one announcer said. "Now if it had been J.T.'s bald head that be a different story."
"Thanks for saving us" Sara said.
"No problem, I believe this is yours" Jake said holding out the sandal.
"I'll take that" Kara said taking the sandal and hitting Jake with it.
"Ow, that's what I get for saving you" Jake asked.
"Well if you hadn't left us alone in the hall we wouldn't had needed saving in the first place" Sara explained.
Somewhere else in the city Trixie and Spud were walking along.
"I just saying you could of called I kept dinner warm for you all night" Spud said.
"Dude I ate dinner at home" Trixie said.
"You always eat at home we need to communicate if we're going to make this relationship work" Spud ranted. "Hold on I need to tie my shoe" Spud said getting down the tie it. "Now does the rabbit go through the hole or under the hole" Spud asked.
"That's it we're tying a knot in this thing once and for all" Trixie said tying the lace into a knot.
"Hey we just tied the knot, the prediction that what the oracle twins were talking about" Spud announced.
"You mean we don't have to get married" Trixie said.
"Hey ladies of the NYC Spud is once again a free man" Spud shouted.
"Denzel keep a light on for mama Trixie" Trixie said.
"Does this mean no Bora Bora" Spud asked.
"So I guess I wasn't the best body guard" Jake said as he was walking the twins home.
"Well you did give up your test to save us" Kara said. "O and speaking of the test…"
"Good news, I passed" Jake asked hopeful.
"Actually every ones going to have to take a brand new test something about bad meat loaf, you'll see tomorrow" Kara explained.
"We owe you one so we can hang out and see if any other visions from the test come up" Sara said.
"No it's cool, no more short cuts I'll take care of this one my self" Jake said.
"Well thanks for coming to save us knowing you were going to get hit by that boulder and all" Kara said as they reached their house.
"Hey don't let a little bad news stop you from living right" Jake said.
"That's right" Sara said as they went inside. "You should remember that when you find out the dark, awful truth about Rose" Sara said all creepy as she shut the door. Then she quickly opened it to say good night before quickly closing it again.
"Wait" Jake yelled. "What about Rose" he said to the closed door.