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Teddy Lily

The skirt war.

"You know what I think is the sexiest thing in the world?" Teddy's friend Andrew asked him.

"What?" Teddy took a sip of his beer and looked over at his friend.

"A school girl in there plaid uniform." Teddy looked over a Andrew and wrinkled his noes.

"Plaid, why would they wear plaid."

"I don't know but its amazing," Andrew sighed wistfully Andrew was a muggle Teddy had met well traveling a few years back. He knew about the wizarding world because his sister was a witch and had acually been three years behind Teddy.

Teddy shuddered and looked over at his friend. When ever he thought of plaid he thought of McGonagall not sexy at all. "You know what I find sexy?"

"What?" Andrew asked

"Black Hogwarts skirts,"

"Black seems so plain though," Andrew lamented.

"Ah but inching up creemy legs now that's not boring," Teddy smirked as his mind drifted away from his friend and the pup and he thought of Lily graduation night pinned against the wall behind that tapistry legs looped around his waist his hands skimming up her legs under that sinful black skirt. Fiary hair in an arary around her face. Yes Black was way sexier then plaid in Teddy's opionion.

A/N thanks for the reviews amazing prompts always welcome this is for Draco's favriote witch who prompted plaid.