"Last night was intense." Santana says brushing hair out of Brittany's face as they lay in bed together.
"Yeah, but at least we made it through." Brittany says cuddling into her wife.
"That we did," Santana softly says. "I think this may be the hardest show we've done."
"It is," Brittany says playing with a strand of Santana's hair. "Though I'm proud of you for allowing Anderson to hold Spencer yesterday."
"He has a trustworthy face." Santana says shrugging.
Brittany shakes her head leaning into to kiss her wife only to be interrupted by their daughter crying.
"Oh Spenc it's okay baby girl mama and mami are here." Santana says getting up and picking her up.
She brings her over to the bed placing her in Brittany's lap.
"Hey baby girl." Brittany softly says. "Let's stop crying before you wake everyone else up."
There's a bang on the wall next to their bed. Santana cracks up knowing that it's Quinn.
Quinn on the other side grumbles something under her breath when the crying finally stops.
"Quinn it's time to get up." Rachel says having already been up for an hour.
After all she has to keep up with her rigorous morning routine.
"Do I have to?" Quinn whines.
"Yes," Rachel says pulling the blanket off of Quinn.
While Quinn grumbles about getting up Kitty and Marley walk into the kitchen where Mercedes is making bacon and scrambled eggs.
"No making out or giving each other disgusting lovey dovey faces." Mercedes says pointing a spatula at them.
"Jealous much?" Kitty retorts.
"No I just don't wanna see you all being lovey dovey it makes me want to puke." Mercedes says shaking her head.
Before she can say anything Marley pulls her away not wanting a fight to break out.
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"Here we are at your third mission." Anderson says as they stand outside a huge ring like thing. "I'm going to need you to split into two groups, four who want to stuff themselves and three who would rather swing."
And argument arises from between Quinn, Mercedes and Santana over who should be what.
"I should be partnered with Britt." Santana argues.
"No you and Brittany need to be opposite this isn't like the other shows." Quinn argues.
"Plus after yesterday you two need to work separately." Mercedes says.
"No!" Santana growls.
"Enough!" Kitty shouts. "The four of us will be stuffers and Brittany, Rachel and Marley will be swingers."
"Kitty's right-"
"Don't start Rachel I have a headache." Brittany whines leaning into Santana.
"Okay ladies now that you've split off the four stuffers are going to pick a piñata and lead into the ring over there where you will stuff yourself in the corresponding large piñata. The swingers will have five minutes to each break on piñata to get this box. Three contain ten thousand and one contains an exemption. Whoever has the exemption will earn it, but the money has to be in the swinger's box." Anderson explains to them.
"Good luck San," Brittany says kissing her.
Anderson bounces Spencer in his arms as the four stuffers climb into the piñata's. Quinn grabs the rope on the inside that will swing the piñata ready to try and defend her piñata. All the stuffers are thinking why they didn't offer to be swingers. Santana is griping the side of the piñata while Kitty starts slowly rocking. Mercedes wonders how the hell she ended up here.
"Okay ladies go!" Anderson says.
Rachel and Marley quickly run over to the two closet piñatas and start hitting them.
"Hey Rach go after Santana not me!" Quinn shouts out of the piñata.
"Sorry babe," Rachel says moving over the other.
"I'm not Santana either!" Mercedes shouts.
Marley is attacking Kitty's piñata and Kitty thinks it's Brittany so she doesn't say anything. Brittany moves over to Quinn's knowing that Santana will want her to get Quinn's box. Not even a minute later Brittany has broken the piñata. Quinn comes stumbling out with the box.
"Damn it," Quinn grumbles.
"Sorry Q," Brittany says helping Quinn up.
"It's fine," Quinn says watching Rachel and Marley struggle to break another piñata.
"Time's up," Anderson shouts.
Santana starts cracking up when she gets out of the piñata when she sees how exhausted Rachel and Marley look.
"Not your best idea ever Kitty." Santana says walking over to Brittany.
"Oh shut up Santana." Kitty grumbles.
"So the only one who can win money is Brittany?" Mercedes says shaking her head.
"Yep, I knocked Quinn's." Brittany says smiling.
"Way to go babe." Santana says grabbing Spencer from Anderson.
"I know you'd want me to knock Quinn down." Brittany says snuggling into Santana's side.
"Ladies let's open those boxes now." Anderson says.
Quinn opens hers first and groans when it's the ten thousand dollars. Mercedes goes next and also has the money. Brittany opens her to reveal the exemption.
"Yes!" Santana fist pumps.
"Brittany you have found the exemption. You can keep it and not be eliminated this execution or give it back and earn fifty thousand dollars for the pot." Anderson says.
"I'm going to keep it." Brittany easily says.
"Well ladies I'll see you all later have a nice afternoon." Anderson tells them leaving.
"Shopping?" Kitty asks.
"Hell yeah!" they all shout.
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"I'm so glad you two threatened the film crew to allow us to shop for a few hours." Marley says laying her head on Kitty's shoulder.
"Yeah well I don't know about you Kitty, but it's been too long since I bitched anyone out." Santana says wincing as Brittany hits her arm.
"Not around Spenc." Brittany says glaring at her wife.
"Sorry babe," Santana automatically says.
"I have to agree with Santana on that on." Kitty says.
Kitty, Marley, Santana and Brittany are sitting in the middle seats discussing all the wonderful things they bought. Rachel and Quinn are sitting in the back making out silently so as not to let Santana know that they are. Mercedes is thankful to be seated in the front with the driver.
"Are they always like this?" the driver asks.
"Yep it's best not to look back it will scar your eyes." Mercedes says looking straight forward.
Kitty and Marley have now started making out while Brittany and Santana coo over their daughter obliviously.
"Oh god four of them are making out now." the driver says having glanced back.
"I tried to warn you." Mercedes says.
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"Good evening ladies let's have a nice dinner together." Anderson says when the seven women walk in.
"Great," Rachel happily says sitting next to Anderson.
"Oh god here comes another speech." Kitty whispers causing Marley to giggle.
"Quinnie come hither." Rachel says holding out her hand. "We have some big news that I'm just bursting to tell you all." she says.
"Rachel maybe we should wait." Quinn says glaring over at Santana whose trying to feed Spencer some baby food.
"Nonsense honey I'm sure they all want to hear right?" Rachel asks.
"If it will shut you up then yes." Kitty harshly says earning her a slap on the arm from Marley. "Ow,"
"Be nice Kitty," Marley says.
"Yeah Kitty be nice." Santana says looking up from where she's trying to feed Spencer.
"Santana," Brittany says from across the room where she's talking to Mercedes.
"Sorry babe," Santana says focusing back in on Spencer.
"You have her well trained." Mercedes says as her and Brittany move over so Brittany can sit down next to her daughter.
"Of course I do someone has to control her temper." Brittany says leaning over to kiss her wife.
Santana grumbles under her breath, but kisses her wife.
"I love you sweetie." Brittany softly says.
"Love you too." Santana says.
"Enough! My lovely girlfriend would like to say something." Quinn says as they all finally sit down.
Rachel clears her throat as she stands up. "Thank you Quinnie. Well as you all know Quinn and myself have been dating for a while now. While we were shopping earlier today Quinn bought me a lovely ring and proposed! We're getting married!" she screeches.
"Oh that's so sweet." Marley says.
"I said I liked the ring and Quinn just bought it and then got down on one knee. Of course I said yes." Rachel continues.
"I think I speak for us all when I say congratulation. You two are perfect for each other." Mercedes says happy for her friends even though she's annoyed to be the only single person here.
"Q, I can't believe you finally proposed." Santana says happy for her good friend.
"Very happy for you ladies, but I have a proposal for you all." Anderson says waiting for them to quiet down before continuing. "I'm willing to give someone aside from Brittany who already has one an exemption. You all have to unanimously decide and if you do I'll also put an additional twenty-five thousand dollars though if you don't I'll be taking twenty-five thousand dollars out of the pot."
It's very silent for a minute before there's an explosion of sound.
"Oh hell no!" Mercedes shouts when Santana says she wants the exemption.
"Brittany already has one someone else should get it." Kitty argues.
"I am someone else." Santana smartly says back.
"Please Santana we're not going to give it to you and you know it." Quinn says rolling her eyes.
"I want Sanny to get it." Brittany says pouting.
"What about me shouldn't I get it as an engagement present." Rachel says.
"Nope," Kitty says. "Marley should get it." she sweetly says.
"Oh quit being a whipped bitch." Mercedes says knowing that they will never agree.
After an hour of arguing though not too loud as Spencer is sleeping in Brittany's arms it's decided that they can't decide.
"Well since you can't decide I'll be forced to take twenty-five thousand dollars out of the pot. Your current pot stands at thirty-five thousand dollars out of one hundred and seventy-five thousand dollars." Anderson tells them. "Head to your rooms to take the execution quiz and I'll see you in a little bit in the living room where one of you will be executed."
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"Quinn, Rachel before this elimination thing Britts and myself along with our little angle would like to congratulate the two of you on your engagement." Santana says.
"Why thank you Santana we-"
"Please don't ruin this moment by talking. I'd prefer not to be hit in the arm by my wife for saying something mean to you." Santana says walking into the living room.
"I guess that's as good as it gets." Rachel sighs.
"Trust me that was extremely nice by Santana." Quinn tells her.
Kitty and Marley are curled together hoping that neither one of them is eliminated, executed or whatever it's called.
"Will we ever get to the point of Quinn and Rachel or Brittany and Santana?" Marley softly asks.
"I think so, but I want to finish college first." Kitty says giving Marley a quick kiss.
Mercedes closes her eyes hoping she makes it through this week. She thinks that she deserves to win for having to put up with these disgustingly cute couples all over each other.
"Can everyone sit down we're going to see who's going to be executed now." Anderson says. "We'll start with Marley."
Anderson types in Marley's name and the screen turns green.
"Yes," Kitty shouts kissing Marley's cheek.
"Now let's see about Mercedes." Anderson says.
He types in her name and a few seconds later the screen turns green. Mercedes does a fist pump and a little victory dance.
"Let's see about Santana next." Anderson says.
Santana grips Brittany's hand tightly as they wait for the screen to turn either green or red. Luckily it turns green.
"Yes! Take that bitch!" Santana shouts.
"Brittany you have an exemption so next up is Rachel." Anderson says ignoring Santana's comment.
He types in Rachel's name and the screen turns red.
"No!" Quinn shouts.
"I'm sorry Rachel, but you've been executed and need to leave."