Mercedes wants to pull out her hair. She's been hearing them go at it for several hours now. She honestly doesn't know how in the world their antics don't wake up their daughter.
"Shut up!" Mercedes shouts knowing it won't help at all. "I'm all alone maybe I'll steal Spencer."
Mercedes stomps into her room the farthest away from them hoping to drown out the noise.
"Britt," Santana moans as her wife kisses her neck.
For several minutes she allows this to continue until Brittany's hands wander into her pants.
"Britt we can't," Santana says pushing her wife away.
"Sorry San you know how carried away I get." Brittany says pulling her wife into her body.
"It's fine both of us always get carried away, but we can't with Spencer in the room with us." Santana reasons.
"You're right as usual." Brittany says giving her a kiss.
Neither has any plans to get up until Spencer wakes up. Enjoying the peace and quiet while it lasts.
"Brittany, Santana!" Mercedes shouts knocking on the door. "We have to leave in twenty!"
"Thanks Mercedes!" Brittany shouts back.
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"If you three would please take those seats over there and fill out the questionnaire. Do not talk to each other about it." Anderson says.
Brittany pouts that she has to be away from her wife and child who Santana's holding. She hates being away from her wife and child even a few hundred feet. It's a new feeling she's developed since Spencer was born. They all quickly answer their questions before standing in front of Anderson again.
"Now that that's done this mission is called three questions. You will each take turns hiding in the forest while the other two search for them. You'll be answering three questions trying to predict how the hidden player answered. If you answer the three questions right you'll find the hidden player and earn ten thousand dollars." Anderson explains to them.
"Sanny," Brittany sniffles.
"Shh baby you can hold Spencer okay." Santana softly says wrapping her arm around her wife.
Brittany just nods hiding her head in Santana's chest.
"I'll go first." Mercedes offers knowing that Santana needs some time to calm Brittany down.
Santana mouths thank you to Mercedes who just nods. They take Mercedes away and lead Brittany and Santana to two trails.
"Okay the first question is who does Mercedes think is more likely to scream when seeing a spider? For the left trail it's Brittany and the right trail is Santana." Anderson tells them.
"Santana," Brittany says squeezing her wife's hand.
"Okay right it is." Anderson says they walk down the path until they reach another fork. "Who did Mercedes say is more demanding the right path is Brittany and the left path is Santana."
Santana looks at her wife and they have a silent conversation.
"Brittany," Santana says.
They walk down the right path until they reach the final fork.
"Who does Mercedes think is the better dancer…."
Before Anderson can continue Santana cuts him off.
"My beautiful wife no doubt." Santana says smiling softly at her wife.
"Awe thanks babe." Brittany says.
"Okay take the left path and if you've chosen right you'll find Mercedes." Anderson tells them.
Brittany runs down the path smiling when she sees Mercedes.
"We found you." Brittany shouts.
They reset and this time Santana's hiding. Brittany's nervously shifting around waiting for this to start.
"Come on let's get this show on the road." Mercedes says knowing Brittany really wants to find her wife.
"The first question is who does Santana think is more needy, the left is Brittany and Mercedes is the right." Anderson says.
"You'd be better at answering stuff about Santana." Mercedes says.
"Mercedes," Brittany says knowing that her wife would never say that she's needy.
Mercedes rolls her eyes, but doesn't say anything. They walk down the right path until they reach the next fork.
"Who did Santana say is more likely to win a trivia match. Brittany is the right and Mercedes to the left." Anderson says.
"Mercedes," Brittany says.
They follow the left path to the final fork.
"Okay who did Santana say would make a better football player. Brittany is to the right and Mercedes to the left." Anderson says.
"MEE!" Brittany shouts holding Spencer securely to her as she runs down the path. "Sanny! I'm here!"
She plows into her wife knocking her to the ground.
"I love you," Brittany sniffles.
"Shh baby it will only be a few minutes and we'll be together." Santana softly says.
They reset for the last time and Mercedes just sits back knowing they've got this.
"Hurry up I needs to find to my wife now." Santana growls.
"Who did Brittany say would-"
"Me, every answer is me." Santana says. "Let's go,"
They head right, right and then left.
"Baby," Santana shouts.
"Sanny!" Brittany says leaping into her wife's arms.
"Well ladies you have earned thirty thousand dollars."
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"That was a good mission." Mercedes says as they all relax for a nice quiet dinner.
"Only one more before we take our final quiz." Santana says.
"I was hoping it would have been this afternoon though." Mercedes says.
"I liked shopping." Brittany says pouting.
"It was fun, but this means we have to spend other day here." Santana says kissing the top of her wife's head.
"That's fine I like it here especially since Quinn left and Mercedes has taken to hanging out with Spencer when she gets lonely." Brittany says smiling.
"So true," Santana says.
"Come on Spenc we're going to leave those two to their own thing." Mercedes says stealing Spencer away from her parents.
A hour later Anderson comes in a large ass smile on his face.
"Something's up," Santana whispers to her wife.
"Anderson what are you up to?" Mercedes asks still holding Spencer.
"Your last challenge is tonight." Anderson says.
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The three of them are taken at midnight out to a large house. Spencer being sound asleep stays with a few producers and Brittany and Santana have a web feed of her sleeping.
"Welcome to your final mission called it Takes a Thief. You have the chance to earn seventy-five thousand in this mission. The money is in this safe that has a five digit code. To find the code you'll be given three clues that lead to the code that's split in three parts. These clues can only be read under a black light. This code box is the black light to turn it on you'll need to solve the riddle." Anderson says. "You only have an hour."
They read the first riddle to turn on the black light that refers to goldie locks.
"One of the beds! Check the beds!" Brittany shouts.
"I found it!" Mercedes shouts. "Get over here!"
Mercedes and Santana lay on the bed first as Brittany gets her clue. They switch it up two times to get all the clues.
"Okay this one I think I know." Santana says about Brittany's clue. "Find a pumpkin!" she shouts.
"Over here," Brittany shouts.
After the pumpkin clue is read they find an apron which leads them to a watermelon. Twenty minutes of their hour is already gone.
"On your back!" Mercedes shouts.
"It must mean the sticker on our back." Santana shouts.
It takes them ten minutes to find the number one on one of the stickers.
"Here it is!" Mercedes shouts holding it up.
"Which one should we do next?" Santana asks Mercedes.
Neither of them is asking Brittany knowing she's not good with riddles or clues like these.
"Yours I think it's referring to the bust over there." Mercedes says.
It takes them fifteen minutes, but they finally find the next number on one of their suits sleeve.
"Sixty!" Brittany shouts.
"The last one must be on us as well." Mercedes says.
They search the rest of their suits to find that final number thirty-eight.
"You all have fifteen minutes left and three tries to find the combo before it locks for five minutes." Anderson tells them.
On the second try they get the combo right and open the safe.
"What the fuck where's the money?!" Santana growls.
"Back to the black light." Mercedes shouts.
Mercedes and Brittany head back to the bed.
"It says we have to swim and each grab a bag." Santana shouts.
"To the pool!"
The three of them run to the pool. At this point they only have six minutes left. Santana dives in and grabs her bag. Brittany follows her wife and easily grabs her bag.
"Hurry up Mercedes," Santana shouts.
"I can't fine it!" Mercedes shouts.
"Times up," Anderson says walking over.
Mercedes climbs out of the pool without her bag.
"You all have earned fifty thousand dollars." Anderson tells them. "You have earned three hundred and twenty-eight thousand dollars out of five hundred and sixty thousand dollars. That's a very good haul. Now go get dried off and change so we can take the final quiz."
The three women head inside to change.
"Good luck and may the best woman win." Mercedes says.
"I'm glad this is almost over." Santana says.
"I hate quizzes."
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"Welcome to our final show of this season of the Mole. With us we have all the eliminated players. Sugar Motta, Rachel Berry, Kitty Wilde, Marley Rose an Quinn Fabray back to see who won the Mole and who the mole is." Anderson says.
"It's totally Santana, she's the mole." Kitty says and everyone agrees.
"So you all think Santana's the mole?" Anderson says.
"Yep and most likely Brittany has won." Quinn says rolling her eyes.
"We'd be shocked if we were wrong." Rachel adds.
"Okay now let's see who won and who is the mole." Anderson says. "Behind these three doors is the last player executed, the winner and the mole."
"Now we see who wins." Rachel whispers to Quinn.
"And the last player executed is…." Anderson says as the middle door beeps and opens.
Santana steps out shocking everyone.
"Santana wasn't the mole." Quinn gasps having thought the whole time it was Santana.
"Really Fabray you all thought I was the mole. No wonder you lost." Santana says laughing.
"Now the winner is…"
Mercedes steps out and the place erupts.
"Yes!"
"They finally lost!"
"Eat that Santana!"
Brittany walks out of her door holding Spencer to the shocked group.
"Baby," Santana gasps staring at her wife.
"Surprise!" Brittany says smiling.
It takes a while for everyone to settle down again.
"I have to say that Brittany here was the best mole ever. No one every guessed it was her on any of the quizzes. In fact on this last quiz Mercedes won only answering two questions right." Anderson tells them.
"I told you they would never guess me." Brittany says smiling.
"You were amazing baby." Santana says kissing her.
"Thanks you totally didn't know." Brittany says all proud of herself.
"No I didn't," Santana proudly says.
"So we're going to show you all how Brittany lost you all money from the pot over the missions." Anderson says and they all turn to the TV.
They see that Brittany was going slow in giving directions in On the Line. In Baa Baa Black Jack she used Santana to slow down getting sheep in the pen. Piñata Party she got the exemption and didn't give it back. During the exemption dinner she didn't reign in Santana.
"I knew something was up with that." Kitty mumbles.
In offshore account she helps to purposely sink the raft though Santana gave back the exemption. Looky Looky Hot Pepper she answered the question wrong and refuses to eat the pepper. In the Graduate she pretends to be confused.
"Sorry we didn't win." Brittany whispers to her wife.
"It's fine, you being the mole was worth it." Santana says.
"Good because we just got a call to do Dancing with the Stars and I want to do it." Brittany says.
Santana groans knowing she's going to give in.