*WARNING! UNCENSORED VULAGRITIES*(won't be putting this warning anymore for other chapters bc I'm as lazy as shit. Besides, I've already warned you in my bio so-)
(A/N: hey guys! So I've decided not to put my a/ns in bold. It won't be too hard on the eyes and I can highlight important areas. Yes, yes, I know I'm a nice author. You're welcome. *bows*
Btw, for those of you who don't read my prev a/ns because they are all so long-winded, I actually reply to my reviews in them. Just sayin'.
J053D4N13L35C083D0: actually, that would be hard, considering she doesn't have actually feelings for him. It's only possible to do so if Kiyoteru is involved so-
Hanaloid: yes, logic in my world is as fucked as shit. Thanks for the encouragement! And your user isn't crappy D:
Shino No Mikaga No Kudotaka: Wahahahaha, I consider Lily more as a flirt since I don't THINK she's planning to fuck him…
Is Len falling for Miku?! Keep on reading to find out! (lmao at my shameless advertising) Len is so innocent despite him screwing around with random women hahaahhha. Well, Lily is a stereotypical blonde that is portrayed on the net (no offense to blondes, okay?) She's pretty arrogant as you can see from what was going through her little mind. (like Sharpay Evans, I must say. Don't kill me when you read this, Rachel)
Wahahahah we'll see about that ;) I love yuh too
Awesome D.T: Yeah, go ahead. Send me their ears though. Then you can be Vincent van Gogh lmao.
Lily is going to have his way with him ;) (no, don't let your dirty mind get to you huehuehue)
I'm planning to put him in later when Len and Miku's relationship has grown even closer to the point that Miku trusts him enough to tell him her deepest, darkest secrets. *lurks in the dark corners of the room and laughs like a maniac*
Righttoooooooooooooo, let's jump into le story!)
Len's POV (a/n: yes, I know. Finally, a guy's pov. And the best thing is, it's Len's.)
'Where the fuck is this blonde bitch taking me? Wait a minute. I'm blonde too. Am I insulting my own kind? Okay, I really need to get my thoughts in check," my mind was reeling with random thoughts and I brushed my free hand through my fringe several times, annoyed.
We exited the school courtyard and entered the school building through the backdoor, grabbing quite a lot of attention. Wow, this Lily sure is a She-Hulk. With just one hand, she could swing open a door like a rampaging monkey. We—I mean, she marched on to the locker area, with me lagging behind. I could've easily pried my wrist out of her hand but I figured I wanted to hear what she had to say. I mean, this woman is so attached to that Kiyoteru. Why would she suddenly flirt with me? As if agreeing on how odd her behavior was, the students in the hallway stared at us and I resisted the urge to glare back.
'Being shy sure is tough,' I unknowingly let out a sigh.
She suddenly stopped walking and I was so caught in my thoughts that I almost crashed into her. I managed to stop myself in time but stepped onto the heels of her foot.
"Watch it," she hissed menacingly. Wow, this sourpuss sure changed her character fast. I assumed we had reached our destination, since she had dropped her façade in front of me.
It was an empty room, the home economics room, to be precise. Lily turned to me, her arms akimbo and her face twisted into a scowl. That expression suited her pretty well.
"Alright. Listen up, Kagamine. I want you and that bitch Hatsune to break off whatever awkward relationship you have," Lily barked while demonstrating a breaking gesture. Both her fists stuck together and lined up horizontally. She did a splitting motion, her fists tearing apart. "Got it?"
'Huh. This bimbo thinks she rules over me just because I act timid and all, eh? Well, I'll show her who's boss,"
I sat up on a nearby table, my legs crossing over. I rested my cheek on one palm, my elbow landing on my knee as I leant forward. My lips slanted to one side. I took my glasses off for more effect. This was fun.
"Oh? And how does this proposal benefit me?" I asked, smiling deviously.
Lily's jaw dropped and her mouth was agape. She was clearly surprised now that I had dropped my façade too. I didn't really mind letting her see who I really was. She could tattle on and on, but would anyone believe the gossip-monger over the boy whom no one knew was acting shy for a year? The answer was simple. No.
Trying to compose her usual sassy attitude, she sashayed over to me. I could see determination fuelled in her eyes. At least this was getting somewhere.
"Well," she started, simultaneously checking out her manicured nails. "First off, Kiyo wouldn't bother the teal hooker anymore,"
"And how so?" I was intrigued. Of course this was related to Kiyoteru, but him staying away from Miku was new.
"You see, what I'm doing right now is to impress Kiyo. And he'll be soooooo amazed at my ability to obey his orders efficiently that he'll fall for me again. Then you can have her back, provided that she doesn't go around screwing other people's boyfriends and blaming their poor girlfriends again," she pointed out, cringing a little. (a/n: see chapter one. She was referring to that incident.)
I mentally face-palmed. "If we're getting back together again eventually, then wh—" then what's the use of separating us in the first place was what I wanted to say before she interrupted my speech.
"And if the first idea doesn't appeal to you, then here's the second benefit. She'll get off your back. That's wonderful, isn't it?" she finished lamely, looking up from her azure nails. Hmm, yeah. Such great benefits.
Just to spite her, I deliberately disagreed.
"No," I dissented. Why, she was being used and she didn't even realize it. Typical, dumb Lily.
She fumed at this, glaring daggers at me. If looks could kill, I'd probably be fed to stray dogs right now. I chuckled a little, imagining Lily even daring to go near a stray dog. She'd probably lament that they were too filthy and bug-infested, judging from her character I had seen so far.
"Why you… What's so funny?!" She dug out a comb from her pocket and flung it at me. I dodged it cleanly, taking into account that her aiming sucked balls.
She snarled at me, baring her teeth. "You'd better cooperate, Kagamine, or I'll do nasty things to your subject of adoration," she screeched at me.
Subject of adoration? She was just a toy to me. Not that Lily knew, considering the fact that I had put up such an Oscar-winning performance for a year and almost a month now.
With that, she picked up her comb and barged out, cursing aloud. (a/n: that rhymed)
I chortled, amused. 'Let the battle begin, shall we?'
'What on earth did Lily want with Len?' Miku pondered, pacing around on the grass. 'Is she going all out to make my life miserable by taking my only friend away from me?'
Kiyoteru approached her as her back was turned and gave her a little tap on her shoulder. Thinking it was Len, she instantly whipped around. "Kagamine-san?" she inquired. Her face fell when she realized it wasn't him.
At the mention of his name, Kiyoteru clenched his fists and his jaw tightened. All over him already, huh?
"Sorry to disappoint you, Miku, but I'm pretty sure I'm not blonde and I don't tie my hair into a childish ponytail," he stated crossly.
Miku immediately jumped to Len's defence. "Hey! It's not childish, it's cute!" she berated, pouting slightly.
'Ah, wait till those pair of luscious lips are mine. Just imagine the things I'll do with it," Kiyoteru thought possessively.
"Hmm, whatever. Anyway, I'd like you to accompany me for a few more nights," he proposed, grinning at the thought of caressing her drool-worthy figure.
"I can't," she replied, biting her lip. She couldn't possibly tell him that she wanted to take a rest. He would laugh at her and tell the whole school. She would be teased even more than she was now, since she had been doing this "business" for a year non-stop.
'Think of a lie, Miku. Think of a lie!' she chided her brain.
"I already have plans with Gakupo," she finally blurted out, relieved she had escaped from this controlling sex-addict. She made a mental note to tell Gakupo to help her out a bit.
"Oh. Is that so? That's a pity. After Gakupo, maybe?" he laughed, smirking at her. He stalked off after saying his piece.
"I hope my hint was enough to prepare you for when you finally land into my clutches," he said to himself, smiling darkly in the process.
(A/N: How was it? Sorry, but Len still doesn't like her YET. Short chappie but fuck it. It's like 3 in the morning. Hope y'all enjoy! Reviews are much appreciated!)