Scary Stories to Tell in the Cold

by SixGoldenCoins

An adaptation of the first Scary Stories book into the world of Frozen (see author's note for more details). Complete.

7. Old Snowman All Fluff And Powder

There was an old snowman all fluff and powder Who lived near the mountain's ice tower.
O-o o-o o-o!
He thought he'd go to the castle one day

To hear what his queen had to say.
O-o o-o o-o!
And when he came to the castle bridge tile

He thought he'd stop and hug it awhile.
O-o o-o o-o!
When he came up to the castle door

He thought he'd stop and hug it some more.
O-o o-o o-o!
But when he turned and looked around

He saw a puddle upon the ground.
O-o o-o o-o!
From the end of his personal flurry

The water stood still, in no real hurry

O-o o-o o-o!
To the queen the snowman told,
"Shall I look like that when I'm no longer cold?"
O-o o-o o-o!
The queen to the snowman told,
"You'll look like that when you're no longer cold!"

(Now scream:)
"SUMMMMERRRRRRR!"