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Teddy/Lily
How did he get here?
"Lily is going to kill me." Teddy moaned looking around the establishment his friend Michael Logan had brought him to.
"Oh settle down." Michael laughed slapping him on the back "What's she going to do really?"
"You don't want to know." Teddy shook his head as the lights went down and a girl came out on the stage music swinging her hips swaying to the music. Teddy closed his eyes tightly as the first layers of the woman's clothes went flying into the audience.
"You are so whipped." Michael laughed
"No I just enjoy my life thank you very much." Teddy's eyes were sill tightly closed.
"You are no fun."
"I told you not to bring me here." Teddy hissed.
"You're strange."
"No I just love my wife."
"Hmm sure." Michael shook his head. Neither of them noticed a flash going off in the corner but if Teddy Lupin thought he was dead now he would find it was worse in the morning when the Daily Prophet blared the headline. Savior's daughter married to lover of muggle strip clubs.
Teddy still didn't know how that Wizarding reporter had gotten there but he know looked over his shoulder everywhere he went.
A/N this was prompted from someone who wanted to see Teddy taken to a strip club by a muggle friend. Anyway prompts welcomed.