When they realized that they'd be living under the same roof together in the dorms, Izuku and Ochako were both a bit nervous. They never lived with anyone other than their parents, so this was a big step.

Which is why it was quite surprising when they adjusted so quickly. Some could argue they adjusted too well.

Izuku had a smile on his face as he popped two toaster pasteries into the dorm toaster and set them down. A beep immediately after alerted him to coffee being ready. He opened up the cupboard and grabbed two mugs, an All Might themed one and a Thirteen themed one, setting them on the counter as he prepared the hot dark beverage.

Nearby on the couch Bakugo watched with annoyance, Kaminari next to him checking social media on his phone.

"He's doing that thing again..."

"Who's doing what?" Asked Kaminari

"Deku, hes doing that thing again... it pisses me off."

Kaminari gave his friend a confused look.

"You mean making breakfast?"

"It's not that... it's-"

"Mornin..."

A sleepy Ochako stumbled into the room. As if they were waiting, the toaster pasteries popped up, Izuku quickly putting them on a pair of paper plates and setting them on the table.

"Morning Uraraka, breakfast is ready."

Ochako sat down and rubbed her eyes,

"Wha abou-"

Before she could finish Izuku put the Thirteen mug in her hands.

"Just the way you like it,"

Ochako turned and smiled at her friend and dorm-mate.

"You're the best Deku."

She took her first sip of the bitter liquid that would get her through the morning, Izuku taking a seat next to her.

"It's like they're married or something." Bakugo continued

"I wish I had a cute girl to make me breakfast in the morning..." Said Kaminari, muttering something else afterwards about Jirou and scrambled eggs that Bakugo didn't hear.

Bakugo looked at his rival and the round faced girl.

"God just screw already."

Classes ended for the day and the students of 1-A were going their separate ways, a few lingering behind to chat.

"Hey Uraraka girls meetup at my room you in?" Asked Tooru

"Sorry Hagakure," Said Ochako "I actually gotta get groceries for dinner tonight, it's my turn to cook."

"Oh need a hand with that Uraraka?" Asked Izuku.

Ochako nodded,

"Sure, I could use an extra hand at the store."

Bakugo watched the entire exchange from his seat. He rolled his eyes watching them.

"There they go, being all mushy and crap again."

"You and Kirishima get groceries, does that make you all mushy and domestic too?" Asked Kaminari.

Bakugo shook his head and loaded his backpack.

"No when me and Shitty Hair go shopping it's cuz he needs me, otherwise he'll buy like ten pounds of ground beef and a jug of protein." Bakugo began "They're going about it like some sorta married couple."

"Are you just jealous that Midoriya is getting along better with a girl than you are?" Kaminari Asked.

"Say that again and I'm nuking your ass."

"Point taken."

Izuku and Ochako departed together, deep in conversation.

"You think she's making curry for dinner?" Asked Kaminari "I hope it's curry."

"Don't talk to me short circuit."

Later that evening Ochako was in the kitchen making dinner (to Kaminari's pleasure it was curry), wearing a pink apron with a heart on it (a birthday gift from Tooru). Izuku was out training, but it gave Bakugo no break from the sickeningly sweet domestic life of Round face and Deku as he played Hero Smash with Kaminari, Kirishima, And Sero.

"She's like a damn housewife."Muttered Bakugo.

"Uraraka?" Asked Sero "Yeah now that you mention it she kinda is."

"I'm half expecting Deku to come in saying something like honey I'm home." Said Kaminari

Kirishima flinched as Bakugo Ko'd him in game.

"No fair man, Best Jeanist is way too Op."

"Shut up you shitty Edgeshot Main."

"..."

"C-Can I put items back on next round?" Asked Sero

"Items are banned soy sauce!"

"Just let me use the banana gun damn it!"

The door opened and Izuku stepped in, carrying his gym bag like a suitcase.

"Uraraka I'm home."

"I called it." Kaminari whispered.

"Oh good timing, dinner will be ready in a few," Said Ochako.

"Great, I'll be down after I shower,"

Izuku made his way upstairs.

"So do you want dinner, a bath, or... me." Kaminari whispered in a voice Mimicking Ochako's.

Bakugo snickered.

"Damn nerd would pick the bath,"

Dinner was served and conversations were being held all around the common room. Izuku and Ochako were seated at the dining table with a new of the others, including Bakugo.

"Wow this is really good." Said Izuku

"Thanks, it's my mom's recipe."

Bakugo sighed and looked down at his half eaten curry.

"Oh Uraraka whats on your hands?"

Izuku turned his attention to several bandages on Ochako's hands.

"Oh I had a bit of an accident cooking." Said Ochako "But I'm fine."

Izuku quickly grabbed her hands gently and examined them, a worried expression forming on his face.

"You sure? Recovery girl could easily-"

*tink*

The pair turned their attention to Bakugo who had snapped his spoon with his thumb.

"What?"

The pair awkwardly looked away.

"Anyways please be more careful Uraraka."

"I swear I'm fine Deku."

Bakugo groaned and picked up half of his broken spoon, using it to finish the rest of his curry.

That night Bakugo walked into the common room to grab a bottle of juice. What he didn't expect to see was Ochako and Izuku sitting on the couch together, a blanked draped over both their legs.

"The hell are you nerds up to?"

"Watching tv." Ochako answered

Bakugo turned his attention to the television. Playing on the screen was an old American sitcom about a recently married couple.

"Like looking in a mirror ain't it?" Said Bakugo.

"Must be nice living like that." Said Izuku "Ya know, a married couple."

"Oh I bet it is. My parents work all the time so I usually had to cook and clean." Said Ochako

Izuku nodded

"Yeah, And my dad's overseas so..."

Bakugo's eye twitched.

"They can't be that blind"

Of course neither of them understood that they were basically a married couple at this point. Midoriya's dad was never around and Uraraka's parents were busy all the time. They wouldn't know married life if it hit them in the face.

"Hey maybe someday we'll both end up like that." Said Ochako

"Yeah... after we become pros." Izuku continued.

*bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang*

Their attention was caught by a series of small crackling explosions that came from Bakugo's hands.

"YOU ALREADY ARE DAMN IT!"

Bakugo stood in front of the pair, fuming. The two cinnamon rolls he called classmates trembled slightly.

"OH MY GOD YOU TWO ARE SO FUCKING DENSE! YOU GUYS WILL BE AT THIRD FUCKING BASE BEFORE YOU REALIZE THAT YOU'RE PRACTICALLY MARRIED!"

"K-Kacchan-"

"DONT KACCHAN ME YOU LITTLE SHIT IVE HAD IT WITH YOUR NEWLYWED BULLSHIT! EITHER GET A ROOM OR GET BENT!"

"Bakugo-"

"GET A ROOM OR GET BENT!"

Bakugo stormed off, leaving the pair in shock.

"... why was Bakugo screaming about baseball?" Asked Ochako

"I think he wants us to bend something for him... maybe a baseball bat, but why would we need a room for that? It would be safer outside."

Ochako nodded.

"We can ask tomorrow. Let's just finish the show..."

"Yeah..."

Izuku nodded and pulled the blanket closer, returning to their oblivious domestic comfort.

I hope you all enjoyed the goofy fluff in this chapter, because the next two are going to be absolutely painful.

Also Bakugo is one of those assholes who makes everyone play Smash with tournament rules. Also known as my college video gaming club.