Current Interaction: Chef and Izzy

He stood there, glaring at her, a meat cleaver gleaming in one hand.

She stood there, trapped, holding a package of cookies.

They stared at each other. Both sets of eyes narrowed.

He cast the cleaver away, cracking his knuckles.

She put the package under one arm, not willing to put it down, cricking her neck.

The two remained motionless for a moment. Then---

"AAAGGGHHH!"

"HIIIIII-YAH!"

PUNCH!PUNCH!PUNCH!PUNCH!PUNCH! went Chef's fists, aiming for any part of her that he could reach.

DODGE!DODGE!DODGE!DODGE!DODGE! Izzy's body flew, faster than a snake, managing to evade each and every blow as she dropped to the floor, kicking at his feet to trip him, but he was too quick; he leapt into the air and avoided her attack, and she let out a cry of surprise, pulling back her arm just as Chef's boot would have smashed her arm into bits.

In a flash she was up again, just as he spun around, fist out and flying, as heavy and strong as a cinder block.

Izzy ducked again just as it passed over her head, then leapt back up as he spun around, grabbed him by the head, pulled him forward and kissed him.

Chef's limbs stiffened in surprise, and as Izzy released him be stumbled back, spitting and sputtering. This gave Izzy just enough time to leap into the air, fly over his head and crash through the window.

"YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!" she screamed, cackling maniacally as she raced off into the night.

Chef stared out the window after her, paused, then shook his head, deciding not to follow. He turned back towards his kitchen, spitting again and wiping his mouth with a grimace. "I hope none of the cameras saw that," he muttered. "Like I don't got enough legal problems as it is..."

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The door to the Gopher cabin opened. "Oh, Owen! I got those cookies you wanted!"

"Oh, cookies! AWESOME!" he screamed, grabbing them from Izzy and pulling her into a tight bear hug with one arm. "I hope it wasn't too much trouble getting them?"

"Eh," she said, waving her hand. "None more than usual."

Do I consider this romance? Kinda, but not really; I imagine Izzy probably does stuff like this a lot.

Does Owen know how Izzy got the cookies? Probably not. Would be care? Again, probably not; cookies are cookies, after all.

Next Interaction:Duncan and Owen. Which may take a while because I don't know what to write...