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[Setting: The dark room. Jefferson is standing behind the computer screen looking at it wistfully. When he sees the viewer looking at him he approaches them, sitting on the couch opposite.]

Jefferson: Hello. And how are we feeling?

Jefferson: It seems we hardly scratched the surface in our last session. So let's go a bit deeper this time... This time we are going to try to understand the root of your anxiety. Now pick up that book, turn the pages. You will see a set of pictures and symbols. I want you to identify which image in each set makes you the most anxious.

[The viewer picks up the book from the trolley.]

[WOMEN WORRY ME]

-x-

[CROWDS SCARE ME]

-x-

[I FEAR DROWNING]

-x-

[SNAKES SCARE ME]

-x-

[GUNS ARE SCARY]

-x-

[CLOWNS SCARE ME]

-x-

[GORE DISGUSTS ME]

[Jefferson slams his fist down onto the desk.]

Jefferson: Oh – did I startle you? So sorry... you're doing well. Don't be nervous...

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[Jefferson goes to his radio and plays a song, "Piano Fire" by Sparklehorse.]

Jefferson: Try to... speed up a bit. The more you rely on your instincts, the more innocent your answers will be, and the more enlightening you will find this experience.

[SPIDERS ARE CREEPY]

-x-

[I FEAR NEEDLES]

-x-

[ZOMBIES SCARE ME]

-x-

[STORMS SCARE ME]

-x-

[THE DARK SCARES ME]

Jefferson: That is very interesting. Thank you, for answering so... diligently.

Jefferson: Needles... Storms... And, the dark. That's some combination! Sounds like a good Friday night! Ah... Well I'm afraid once again we're out of time... But I promise we will talk again very soon.