Dipper x Robbie

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Now on to the important stuff

1 Dipper is 17 and Robbie is 18 I do this in most of my stories I just feel weird writing about a 13-year-old boy.

2 I'll write in my normal dialogue of plenty style but if it's not easy to follow I'll try to do more non dialogue parts for my next story.

3 Dipper's perspective and since I'm terrible at thoughts they'll be italicized. Now that that's out of the way let get to the story.

Chapter I

"Hey Wendy do you know where Robbie is?" "No, why do you care I thought you and Robbie hated each other?" "Well me and him have been hanging out and we kind of became friends." "Oh well he should be at the mall right now. Why are you so anxious to see him?" "No reason I just want to see him is all okay." "If you say so but I think your gay for Robbie." "I am not gay why would you think that?" "No, reason you just never showed an interest in any other girls besides me and you stopped doing that when you turned 15 but hey if your gay go for it" "I AM NOT GAY!" "Ok Jesus I'm just joking go find Robbie." Stupid Wendy thinking I'm gay what an asshole I'm definitely not gay. Dipper got in his car and drove around awhile before finally actually going to the mall afraid that Wendy might actually be right about him being gay. Where is Robbie Jesus I've looked everywhere. "Dipper what are you doing here?" "Um nothing Mabel I should be asking you what are you doing here you hate the mall." "Well me and Pacifica have been hanging out more so we decided to come to the mall." "Well is EVERYONE becoming friends with their rivals? What's next is Grunkle Stan going to start hanging out Gideon?" "What are talking about?" "Nothing it just seems all of our old rivalries are staring to be friendships." "Well me and Pacifica are off see you at the Shack." "Wait before you go have you seen Robbie?" "Yeah he's at the Edgy on Puropse why?" "Why does everyone ask that I just want to see him Jesus Christ." "Okaaay weird but hey it's none of my business who you date." "I AM NOT GAY!" "Okay then see you later." Dipper found his way to Edgy on Purpose eventually after thinking about all the weird feelings he had about Robbie might not be happiness about being friends with him but something very different.

Chapter 2

Dipper walked into Edgy on Purpose taking in all the weird graphic tees and overly tight pants. Robbie should be in the hoodie section I should probably start looking there for him but where is it? "Are you finding everything okay?" "Um not really could you show me where the hoodies are?" "There in the very back on the left is that all sir?" "Yeah thanks miss." Well that was easier than I thought it would be. Dipper eventually made it to the back of the store after winding his way through the maze of pop-culture. "Dipper what are you doing here?" "Huh Robbie what do you think I'm doing here?" "I don't know looking for me I guess." "Why would you think that that's just creepy Robbie." "Well your daily outfit says you never come in here at all so that's a big give away man." "Maybe I just want to branch out." "Hey no need to get defensive on me Dipper." "Sorry Robbie I got in an argument with Wendy before I left." "Oh so can I ask you something." "Sure ask whatever you want." "Did you just come here to hang out with me?" "N- yeah I kinda did why?" "Oh I just over heard you and Mable's conversation when you were looking for me." Robbie eyes glowed mischievous glint as he eyed Dipper with a lustful look. "Well what do you want to do then Dipper?" "I don't care I'm kinda hungry though." "Well I guess were going to the food court then." "Cool let's go then oh yeah watch out for my ex he's here somewhere I think." "Wait your GAY?!" "Yeah Wendy didn't tell you." "NO, she didn't tell me anything about you being GAY!" "Ok just quit shouting okay? I tell you about me after we eat ok?" "Yeah that's ok sorry about yelling. "Hey no problem man now let's go eat."