Dipper x Robbie

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1 Dipper is 17 and Robbie is 18 I do this in most of my stories I just feel weird writing about a 13-year-old boy.

2 I'll write in my normal dialogue of plenty style but if it's not easy to follow I'll try to do more non dialogue parts for my next story.

3 Dipper's perspective and since I'm terrible at thoughts they'll be italicized. Now that that's out of the way let get to the story.

Chapter I

"Hey Wendy do you know where Robbie is?" "No, why do you care I thought you and Robbie hated each other?" "Well me and him have been hanging out and we kind of became friends." "Oh well he should be at the mall right now. Why are you so anxious to see him?" "No reason I just want to see him is all okay." "If you say so but I think your gay for Robbie." "I am not gay why would you think that?" "No, reason you just never showed an interest in any other girls besides me and you stopped doing that when you turned 15 but hey if your gay go for it" "I AM NOT GAY!" "Ok Jesus I'm just joking go find Robbie." Stupid Wendy thinking I'm gay what an asshole I'm definitely not gay. Dipper got in his car and drove around awhile before finally actually going to the mall afraid that Wendy might actually be right about him being gay. Where is Robbie Jesus I've looked everywhere. "Dipper what are you doing here?" "Um nothing Mabel I should be asking you what are you doing here you hate the mall." "Well me and Pacifica have been hanging out more so we decided to come to the mall." "Well is EVERYONE becoming friends with their rivals? What's next is Grunkle Stan going to start hanging out Gideon?" "What are talking about?" "Nothing it just seems all of our old rivalries are staring to be friendships." "Well me and Pacifica are off see you at the Shack." "Wait before you go have you seen Robbie?" "Yeah he's at the Edgy on Puropse why?" "Why does everyone ask that I just want to see him Jesus Christ." "Okaaay weird but hey it's none of my business who you date." "I AM NOT GAY!" "Okay then see you later." Dipper found his way to Edgy on Purpose eventually after thinking about all the weird feelings he had about Robbie might not be happiness about being friends with him but something very different.

Chapter 2

Dipper walked into Edgy on Purpose taking in all the weird graphic tees and overly tight pants. Robbie should be in the hoodie section I should probably start looking there for him but where is it? "Are you finding everything okay?" "Um not really could you show me where the hoodies are?" "There in the very back on the left is that all sir?" "Yeah thanks miss." Well that was easier than I thought it would be. Dipper eventually made it to the back of the store after winding his way through the maze of pop-culture. "Dipper what are you doing here?" "Huh Robbie what do you think I'm doing here?" "I don't know looking for me I guess." "Why would you think that that's just creepy Robbie." "Well your daily outfit says you never come in here at all so that's a big give away man." "Maybe I just want to branch out." "Hey no need to get defensive on me Dipper." "Sorry Robbie I got in an argument with Wendy before I left." "Oh so can I ask you something." "Sure ask whatever you want." "Did you just come here to hang out with me?" "N- yeah I kinda did why?" "Oh I just over heard you and Mable's conversation when you were looking for me." Robbie eyes glowed mischievous glint as he eyed Dipper with a lustful look. "Well what do you want to do then Dipper?" "I don't care I'm kinda hungry though." "Well I guess were going to the food court then." "Cool let's go then oh yeah watch out for my ex he's here somewhere I think." "Wait your GAY?!" "Yeah Wendy didn't tell you." "NO, she didn't tell me anything about you being GAY!" "Ok just quit shouting okay? I tell you about me after we eat ok?" "Yeah that's ok sorry about yelling. "Hey no problem man now let's go eat."

Chapter 3

Robbie and Dipper did some shopping in other random stores before finally making it to the food court. "So Dipper what do you want to eat?" "I don't know I'm not really in the mood for any chain restaurant do they have anything new?" "Uh I think so if there is it's called Willies Smokehouse." Willies Smokehouse what kind of redneck restaurant name is that? Better than anything I guess. "Yeah that's good. It sells barbecue right?" "No, it sells doughnuts and cake… what do you think it sells Dipper?" "Okay go order me a rack of ribs and some fries while I go find us a seat." "K get us a good seat okay?" "Yeah I know just go get us the food." Dipper walked to the first 2 seater table he could find… granted it was located in the darkest smelliest spot in the whole food court but who cares? So Robbie's gay… I wonder if he's dated any guys or not? If it turns I am gay do, I really want Robbie to be my first boyfriend experience? "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit if it isn't my old friend Dipper Pines!" "Gideon what are you doing here? I mean I purposely chose this spot so no one would bother me and Robbie." "Oh am I intruding your date? I am ever so sorry for intruding on you my friend." "ONE I'm am not on date with Robbie. At least I don't think I am. Secondly how are we friends your life basically revolves around destroying me and my family?" "Oh come on now can't we let bygones be bygones?" "I don't know Gideon you did destroy the Mystery Shack and stalked my sister for a while so I'm not sure if I want be friends with you." "Well I never… how dare you talk to me like that BOY!" "Whoa calm down there Gideon didn't mean to be rude or anything but I think you better leave." "Oh and why's that!?" "Because Robbie looks like he's ready to pound your face in that's why." "Oh well…um…FINE!" Gideon walked off with as much dignity as a 4'10 15-year-old can muster. "Oh look at his little booty jiggle in his little suit Dipper!" "Robbie just…just shut up."

Chapter 4

"Hey so any idea why Gideon came over here?" "I don't know Robbie I haven't talked to the kid in a long time but if I know Gideon he's trying to get into Mabel's pants more than likely." Robbie tried to contain his laughter as he heard Dipper nonchalantly mention his sisters junk. "Well then Dipper when you'd become so vulgar?" "Vulgar I'm not vulgar just stating facts I've observed from Gideon trying to be friends with me." "Well Professor Pines why haven't bombarded me with questions yet?" "Cause I'm trying to enjoy my food before I forget about it when I do start bombarding you with questions." "Well hurry up I'm going somewhere after we talk since it's like 4:30 in the afternoon and it takes me forever to get ready." Robbie rolled eyes and waited for Pine Tree to finish eating. "Good choice of food there Robbie so first off how did you figure you were gay?" "I think it was Bill Cipher or Thompson Pine Tree." "OH MY FUCKING GOD don't call me Pine Tree or I'll punch you right in the mouth!" "Why Pine Tree is an adorable nickname Dipper?" "Well…um" Dipper's face blushed a deep shade of crimson at Robbie's affectionate complement. "Well anyway so since you know Bill's nickname for me I guess Bill was your first. I just have one question WHY THE HELL WOULD DO THAT?!" "No yelling remember people stare and to answer your question he was the only one that knew about my secret besides Wendy cause new flash he's omniscient." "Oh well that makes sense I guess and…um… you can call me Pine Tree if you want." "I don't know I kinda like my face because you know?" "Robbie just shut up and I think you better go don't want to be late." "K hey here's an idea do you want to come with me?" "Depends on where we're going." "Can't tell you that it's a surprise Pine Tree." Dippers was taken back by how affectionate Robbie sounded when he said Pine Tree. Note to self-get used to the affectionate way Robbie says Pine Tree. "Ok call the Shack's business phone when you're on coming to pick me up." "Will do see you later." As the boys went separate ways they both reflected on their meeting and what the future held for both of them.

Chapter 5

Where the hell did I park? I can't be that hard to find it the parking lot not that big. Dipper eventually found his car after 20 minutes losing his temper like an insane person losing their most prized cheese wheel. Finally, I can get back home…maybe I should see if Mabel needs a ride home sense she doesn't have her own car for some reason. Dipper reached for his phone but thought against calling his sister realizing she's a grown woman that can take care of herself. I wonder if Robbie thinks if this is a date? Probably not since he knows how I'm feeling right now, but what if he does should I change? No, if I change that's going to look suspicious if I change and will more than likely lead Robbie on. Dipper put away his thoughts about tonight and popped in his old Disco Girl CD from all those years ago. Arriving at his house he looked up to make sure light was pouring out of their room a sign they agreed on when Dipper got his own car to mean one of them where there. See I knew my sister could take of herself I just need to quit babying her. Not paying attention to his surroundings he failed to see Pacifica's car parked in the drive. Grunkle Stan piss drunk in his chair CHECK now I can get ready in peace. Dipper walked up the stairs to his room to get his comb and deodorant as Dipper threw the door open he found to his surprise Mabel in Pacifica making out. Mabel's eyes grew wide as she saw her brother barge into the room like a rocket sled on rails as she pushed Pacifica away. "DIPPER GET THE HELL OUT RIGHT NOW!" "SORRY!" Dipper rushed out of his room completely forgetting his toiletries as he witnessed the most unlikely thing in the world. Well there goes my innocence...what was left of it anyway…guess I better knock to get my stuff. *knock* *knock* "WHAT DO YOU WANT DIPPER?!" "Um my deodorant and comb I'm going somewhere with Robbie and need to freshen up." "Wait you didn't just barge in here to see gay make out session?" "No, I didn't even know Pacifica was even here till I saw here in our room. Can I come in or am going to become friends with the door?" "Hold on Dipper." "Ok you can come in to get your stuff oh and watch out for Pacifica she says she gonna beat you if you get to close." "Noted prepare to get punched." Dipper owned the door and got punched in the face instantly when the door was open enough. DAMN that hurt not that surprised though. "Asshole!" "Calm down Pacifica I didn't know you were here in the first place and Mabel rarely brings her friend's up here so I'm not exactly used to knocking cause up till know you're the only person Mabel's done anything sexual with that I know of." "Well you're still an asshole even if it was an accident." "I kinda deserve know can you get out of the door way so I can get my stuff?" "Yeah now you ask go get your shit." After grabbing the essentials Dipper turn around to apologize to Mabel to his surprise found his sister shirtless. "Shit sorry Mabel I thought you would at least put on a shirt knowing I was coming in!" "WELL don't look at me then you pervert!" "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU KIDS DOING!" "Um well you see…Mabel had- ""Safe it Robbie's out front waiting for you I'll just ask Pacifica and Mabel what happened." "Ok Grunkle Stan." Dipper walked meekly out of the room as he descended the stairs he heard Mable giving the truth and Pacifica trying to throw him under the bus like always. "Hey Dipper what's up?" "Nothing Robbie I don't walk to right know could we wait till we get wherever your taking me to talk?" "Um yeah sure whatever you say put on this helmet though we're taking my bike." "Oh no we are no- no what fuck it just give me the damn helmet."

Chapter 6

After traveling ten miles out of town Dipper started to get worried but afraid that Robbie was mad at him was scared to ask where there going. I hope I didn't come off as rude when I was talking to him. I mean it wasn't my fault… at least I don't think so. "Hey Robbie where are we going exactly?" "The Indian Reservation my friends have heard rumors of a Wendigo there and we figured we should go look for a half human cannibal would be a good idea." The Wendigo Grunkle Ford said no ONE inexperienced should go looking for a Wendigo even if it's just a rumor. "I don't think we should do that Robbie what if the rumors are true have you even done any research on the Wendigo?" "No, it just a stupid tribal legend besides it probably just a stupid Indian parent dressing up to teach the tribe's kids to be good." "And if it's not just a parent then what?" "Well we can out run it can't be that hard." "Oh really well according to legend if it's see you it won't stop till your DEAD and since it's a cannibalistic monster it can't really be harmed so…" "Look Dipper if you don't want to do this just say so and I'll take you back to the Mystery Shack but based on how you left there I would say you wouldn't want to." "Even if I wanted to I wouldn't since Grunkle Ford told me an experimental way to get a Wendigo to stop its lust filled hunt is to bring a local Indian medicine man with you to ward of the monster and it' spirit. If we are going to do this, then we should bring a medicine man with us." "Fine I'll see if Hiawatha would come with us if it's that important to you. I personally think you been listening to your Grunkle Ford too much." "Thanks Robbie…so do you want to know why I was so freaked out when I came out to see you?" "Yeah actually I am so spill it." "Ok so my sister and Pacifica are getting buddy buddy with each other like we are right? Or that's what I thought they were doing but they were making out when I got there cause I barged into my room not expecting my sister to bring friends over since she never does. So that's why I'm so freaked out." "Ah I see you don't like hot lesbian make out sessions." "GROSS that's my sister that's the whole problem you dope!" "Okay calm down their big shot. Anyway where here so I'm going to find Hiawatha so stay here." "Fine don't keep me waiting all night."