We Have No Idea What We're Doing

A Fanfic By: Tardis-Impala-221B-Riptide

Prologue

The goddess was extremely peeved. She thought for sure that the war was going to bring them together. They were so close, they were so, so close. In all honesty she didn't know what went wrong, she had sparked the relationship on their first of many quests together. Did you honestly think that she was so stupid as to leave her scarf there accidentally? No way. She might not have been the brightest bulb in the lighting store but she wasn't that stupid. She did that on purpose, that didn't mean that their secret love for each other was fake. Oh no, that was all too real, but it did mean that they wouldn't be in the place they are right now if she hadn't meddled.

She was definitely sure that they were going to get together after Annabeth Chase was injured trying to save him. She needed to be together! They were the cutest couple since Jared and Genevieve Padaleki! Then she had a marvelously fabulous idea. She would make them a child, a baby to be exact. She would simply take a tiny piece of DNA from each of the soon-to-be parents. She knew exactly how to do so too, she would just pop into Camp Half-Blood and snatch some pieces of hair from them.

She got all of the necessary ingredients for a baby. "Let's see then, Baby Powder, Baby Soap, A Diaper, A Pacifier, Baby Blocks…" and she kept naming things and putting them into a pot, a rather large and sparkly one at that. She giggled a bit and smiled widely, now for the fun part!

*POP*

She appeared in the Poseidon cabin and saw a sleeping (and snoring) Percy Jackson. She knew from all of her sons and daughters here at camp that he was an extremely heavy sleeper, this should be really easy. She targeted a specific strand on the side of his head that was not on the pillow and swiftly pulled it. He rolled over in his sleep and opened his mouth so the drool slipped out, but he was still asleep. Now, Ms. Annabeth Chase was going to be a challenge. She was a born warrior and had serious reflexes. She needed the hair though and she was going to get it.

*POP*

She appeared in the Athena cabin. She pondered it a moment before deciding to look for a brush of Annabeth's deciding it was better than risking the wrath of the Daughter of Athena. She found it in the bathroom of the cabin and pulled a piece off of the brush. The problem was, she knocked a bottle of lemon scented shampoo over and woke Annabeth up. The good news was that she popped out before the girl made it into the bathroom.

As she steadied herself back in her room on Mount Olympus, she smiled almost evilly. She made her way over to the glittering pot and dropped the hairs in.

Now for step two, all she had to do was ask Hera for the spell of childbirth. She knew that this was not actual childbirth but, it was close enough and it would make the child real. She exited her room and thought about where Hera might be. She decided that she would try the throne room first and quickly made her way there. She got lucky and there Hera was in the middle of a fight with Zeus. Something about that girl Thalia Grace. Aphrodite immediately interrupted, "Queen Hera, may I please ask for your blessing?" She put the Queen part on to suck up to her. When all of the goddesses on Mount Olympus were about to give birth they had to notify Hera to give the blessing. Hera still impatient with Zeus muttered the spell without as much as a glance at Aphrodite. She quickly memorized the spell and disappeared. As she muttered the spell above the pot she made sure that everything was working with the child, they could hear and see, as well as everything else. As soon as she was finished saying the spell the result was instantaneous.

As soon as the glow died down she grabbed the child and wrapped it in a light yellow blanket. While she was wrapping it she discovered that it was a girl and wondered what they would think of this new addition to the Camp Half-Blood family. She putt the little girl in a wicker basket, and popped in front of the Poseidon Cabin door. She set the basket down and knocked loudly on the door, she knew that probably wouldn't wake the son of the sea god and walked in and smacked him. She was gone before his eyes even snapped open.

Perseus Jackson woke up to the feeling of extreme pain and the sound of a baby crying. He had no idea what was in store for him next.

So, I hope that you enjoyed this little sneak peek into what is happening next. This will probably be better in the future but for now this is it. Chapter One soon.

-Tardis-Impala-221B-Riptide