Stuff That was on my Profile

by Oreocat155338

... But was removed for other things. Anyways, read please. Profile will now be status on books.

7. Part 7

I live in my own little world. But that's okay; they know me there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I didn't invent sarcasm, but I perfected it

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

When your bored and want something to do, open your text book and start writing, "Terrorist attack at 3:00 AM" on all the pages, then give it to a cop. When he asks who wrote this, say your teachers name and take him to the school.

Smile. It scares people (especially if you're the Joker or Harley Quinn).