If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you always seem to be waiting for an awesome book or movie to come out, and whatever you're waiting for always seems to be months away...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If several inanimate objects seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.
If you trip over flat surfaces copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a wide variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever cried because one of your characters dies, copy this. (I was a mess for days when Wally died)
If you come up with stories faster than you can write the-...crud...I just came up with another one.
If you talk to your book characters copy this.
If you think these copy-and-paste-this-into-your-profile things are kind of useless, but you still do it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you should be doing homework or any other work right now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
If you have ever had a crush on an animation character, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you love writing and reading and want to be a writer some day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you never want to grow up, copy and paste this into your profile.
If yo hte typds puty thid on y6our3 this into your profile (If you hate typos put this in your profile)
Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.
If you sometimes hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than three letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
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I am a book freak, yes.
So what?
While I hole myself up in a good story,
you're off reading things from Facebook.
While I lose myself in unknown worlds,
you're off playing Minecraft or World of Warcraft.
While I learn things you cannot imagine,
you're off failing school and your teachers and family.
I know more about some characters than I do myself—
characters you will never know.
I can survive my whole life in a world—
a world you will never see.
I know the secrets of people, places, and creatures—
all of which you will never meet.
I could ruin your life, if I had the heart to and if you and I were in one of the worlds I know—
and you would never tell the difference.
I create worlds, people, creatures, but most of all lives with my words that you call another boring subject—
something you will never experience the joy and pride of.
I have ridden on dragons, outwitted darkness, eluded death a thousand times . . .
I have saved lives, used magic, unraveled deathly secrets that could start wars . . .
I have swum with the serpents, flown with the pegasi, howled with the wolves . . .
I have stood upon the moon, fought in great battles, discovered new universes . . .
I have relived long-gone lives, shaped new destinies, guided the paths of others . . .
I have stepped into other worlds, become other creatures, experienced unimaginable things . . .
I have lived through wars, living nightmares, the worst of tragedies . . .
I have felt the joy, pride, and elation of just—knowing.
Knowing the fact that you would never learn what I have.
And never have I moved a single inch, as long as I read.
Yet you claim that all of this is boring—
Boring, stupid, sad, uncool, dumb, even embarrassing.
You say that this is something no one can like.
And yet, here I stand, holding a book.
If you agree with what I have written, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to make our voices heard: Crystal Silvera, Akronite, Jasminehoran, DarkHorseBlueSky, TheAwesomeBookNerd8, MyLittleRobin.
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There's a fine line between sanity and insanity. I believe I crossed it several hundred miles back.
Fate drove me here, then told me to get out of the car.
When there's an awkward silence... "FOR NARNIA!"
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Ah... Medieval Times. When boys opened doors for girls instead of trampling them on their way out. Those were the good old days.
Keep smiling –– it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Normal people scare me... but not as much as I scare them.
I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and make people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
I wasn't calling you names. I was stating the obvious.
I'm sick of all this talk about vampires and werewolves. What we really need is a good book about unicorns.
That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again.
The difference between brilliance and stupidity is that brilliance has its limits.
I respect your opinion. I just think it's stupid.
You have the right to remain silent, so please just shut up.
I didn't slap you! I just gave you a high five in the face.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Cleaning my room:
1% cleaning
30% complaining
69% playing with stuff I just found
Friendships are like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm sensation.
Boys are like trees. They take fifty years to grow up.
Boys are like Slinkies. Practically useless, and yet it is so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
The evening news is where they tell you "Good evening", and then proceed to list countless reasons why it's not.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.
We live in an age where there are handicap parking spots in front of ice-skating rinks.
We live in an age where the banks leave the front doors open and chain the pens to the counter.
We live in an age where there is Braille lettering on the drive-up ATMs.
Strangers stab you in the front.
Friends stab you in the back.
Boyfriends stab you in the heart.
Best friends poke you with straws.
God made men first. Then He had a better idea!
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Dear Math,
Please stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back, and don't ask Y either...
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Dear Math,
I am not a therapist. Solve your own problems.
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Dear Yahoo,
I have never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo it!"Just saying...
Sincerely, Google
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Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving 'til 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns
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Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Beiber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
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Dear Impossible,
Forget you. I just made a campfire underwater.
Sincerely, Spongebob
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Dear Students,
I know when you're texting in class. Seriously, no one in their right mind just looks down at their crotch and smiles.
Sincerely, Your Teacher
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Bookstores are one of the only pieces of evidence we have left that people are still thinking.
I ran with scissors. And lived.
I am nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
I did what they said and took the road less traveled –– now where the heck am I?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away –– if well aimed.
DRINK COFFEE! Do stupid things faster with more energy!
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
What happens when you're scared half to death twice?
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Did you know sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity?
Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.
Smile, because I have no idea what is going on!
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are vegetables?
One way to figure out how things work –– push all the buttons!
What is this normal you speak of? Is it contagious? Stay away! I might catch your normal!
Without those blonde moments, life would be so dull.
When women are depressed, they eat chocolate or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. Therefore, the world would be a better place with women in charge.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional...
Cheese... milk's leap toward immortality.
If you say "gullible" really slow, it sounds like "oranges"!
Without ME, it's just AWESO.
Come to the nerd side. We have pi!
Raisin cookies are the reason why I have trust issues.
On a scale of 1 to 10, what's your favorite color in the alphabet?
There is a fine line between numerator and denominator.
The following statement is true.
The previous statement is false.
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The cactus wants a hug.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.
I see regular people!
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Silence is golden and duct tape is silver. You choose.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm so gangster. I carry a squirt gun.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three!
If you can't fix it with duct tape, you haven't used enough.
I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on eBay!
There is no "I" in "team" but if you switch around a couple letters, there is definitely a "ME"...
I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either...
The person who smiles when things go wrong is thinking of a list of people to blame it on.
I am NOT saying you're stupid. I am merely implying it.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Usually, it belongs to an incoming express train.
Just when I thought that you said the stupidest thing ever, you kept talking.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
An idiot is a window washer who steps back to admire the wonderful cleaning job he did on the 44th floor.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
In order to lose your mind, you must have one in the first place.
All people have the right to stupidity; some just abuse that privilege.
Why be difficult when, with just a little effort, you can be impossible?
I have two rules:
One, that I am never wrong;
And two, if I am wrong, refer to rule one...
When giving lethal injections, the doctors first sterilize the needles. I have one question that I would love to ask –– "WHY?"
He who claps last is not paying attention.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as me.
MOO... I'm a fish
Give me candy –– OR ELSE.
Notice how "or else" is bolded, capitalized, and italicized.
Think.
Do you really want to mess with me?
The question is not whether or not you have the right to remain silent. The question is whether or not you have the capacity.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf.
Practice makes perfect, but since nobody's perfect, why practice?
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile, and absolutely none at all to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
Advice is not my forte. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Slinky plus escalator equals endless fun
I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationery.
It's not stealing. It's borrowing with no intention of giving back.
Procrastinators: the leaders of tomorrow.
Tu madre. You just got burned in Spanish.
Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.
It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.
At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Deep, huh?
If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.
Worst time to have a heart attack: during a game of charades.
Whoever said that nothing is impossible has obviously never tried eating a liquid.
Whoever said that nothing is impossible has obviously never tried to fly a helicopter upside down.
Whoever said that nothing is impossible has obviously never tried nailing Jell-O to a tree.
Whoever said that nothing is impossible has obviously never tried lining up a group of people alphabetically according to height.
Come to the Dark Side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the Dark Side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?
Come to the Light Side. We have ICE CREAM!
Welcome to the Light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream.
Don't attempt a staring contest with a brick wall. They cheat a lot.
When someone annoys you, remember that it takes 47 muscles to frown but just 4 muscles to stretch out your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
I didn't trip. I was just doing a random gravity test.
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
I've got a problem for your solution.
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead.
I didn't fight my way to the top of a food chain to be a vegetarian.
Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion! What a bunch of idiots. I downloaded it for free.
War does not determine who is right... only who is left.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend because they're sharper than knives.
Relax. Nothing is okay.
Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.
Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.
You have the right to remain silent. I have the right to ignore whatever you say. Either way, it works in my favor.
We're not retreating, we're just advancing in a different direction.
I was going to take over the world, but then I saw a shiny thing.
The Tooth Fairy teaches kids that it's okay to sell body parts.
Be insane, because well behaved girls never made history.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.
You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
The doctor says that we have multiple personalities.
I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.
The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
They never suspect the short one.
Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?
I've used up all of my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo?
People know don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.
Hey stupid! Your sock is untied!
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
I'm not as random as you think I salad.
On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin.
I see no good reason to act my age.
Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy! You right there! Yes, you! Do you like tacos?
I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.
Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
Flying is not inherently dangerous –– crashing is.