Hetalia Truth or Dare Ch.6
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Cherry hugged Russia who happily hugged back. "We have more truths and dares!"
The countries cheered.
Truthes:
-England: What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
-Greece: Was there ever a time you didn't love cats?
-Hungary: What do you ship the most?
Dares:
-All: Do the countries know about the crack ships? If so they must sit with their different ships for the rest of the chapter and hopefully do something romantic!
-Prussia and Germany. I want to see in you in dresses. NOW!
-Canada try and make the other countries notice you!
Cherry read them. "England what's the craziest thing you've ever done."
"I guess one of them would have to be trying to steal a hamburger from America."
Some countries laughed while Alfred blushed. "Iggy! I said I was sorry and besides it grew back!"
England just scowled.
"Greece, was there a time when you didn't love cats."
"No."
Cherry shrugged. "Okay. Hungary, who do you ship the most?"
Hungary paused her photo taking. "Hmm, FrUK or PruRus."
Aaron cheered. Cherry turned to the countries. "You all must sit with your crack ships for the rest of the chapter."
All the nations sat next to other crack half. England couldn't help but blush slightly as Denmark sat next to him. Russia smiled as Italy began playing with his face. Hungary pecked a blushing New Zealand on the cheek. France kissed Finland who squeaked at the sudden act of passion. Sweden blushed lightly as Australia kissed his neck.
Cherry used Hungary's camera took pictures of all the crack pairings. "Alright Canada try and make the other nations notice you."
Spain had a blushing Matthew pinned to the wall.
"Oh well. You did this last dare in the last chapter."
English food is the best!
Anyway, I'm loving this so far! I have some truths and dares!
Truths:
Sealand: Where are you and why does autocorrect choose ti put you as Sealant?
Canada: Why must you be so adorable, poppet?
Russia: My friend, California, tried to stalk you, poppet. How do you react?
England: Would you like to go to a pub?
America: Why do you eat that rubbish? English food is the best!
Romano: Why must you act the way you do?
Everyone: Would you favor a cookie, poppets?
Dares:
Canada: Punch someone in their face. They may not fight back.
America: You may not eat McDonald's for a day *evil British laughter*
Spain: 7 minutes in heaven with Romano!
France: Lock two people in a bathroom!
England: Take me to Narnia, poppet!
Germany: Kiss your crush, poppet! *chanting 'Italy'*
Everyone: Read a lemon.
That's all for now! Bye, poppets!
"Sealand, why does autocorrect choose to put you as Sealant?"
"It does what?!"
Sealand then whined to Wy much to England's annoyance.
"Canada, why are you so adorable?"
Matthew blushed and whispered. "I just am, I guess."
"Aw! Hey Russia, California tried to stalk you."
Ivan's eyes widened. "That is fine. She is a sunny state, da? I like the sun." Russia sighed happily as he began daydreaming about sunflowers.
"England, do you want to go to a pub with her?"
Arthur perked up. "Right now?"
"Probably later."
Aaron patted a pouting England's back.
"America, why do eat that rubbish? English food is the best!"
Alfred scoffed. "No way, dude! Hamburgers kick your burnt British food's ass!"
A red-faced England began choking a frightened America. "What to say that again, prick?"
"Romano, why do you act the way you do?"
Romano frowned. "I don't know. I just do."
Cherry snapped her fingers. "Would you like a cookie?" In her hands was a silver platter of Custard Creams. The countries thanked the fangirl and each took a biscuit.
Aaron began to read the dares. "Canada, punch someone in the face?"
Matthew glanced at the floor before surging forward. He punched France, sending the Frenchman through the wall.
Cherry groaned. "Damn, these walls do not get a break."
"America, you are cannot eat McDonalds for a whole day."
Alfred's eyes filled with tears then dried. "Wait a minute, I still have Burger King, Wendy's, Carl's Jr., KFC, Johnny Rockets…" Alfred kept listing fast food restaurants.
Wales rolled his eyes. "How are you not the fattest country?" He muttered.
"Spain, seven minutes in heaven with Romano, now!"
"Alright! Come on, Lovi!"
Spain lifted a blushing Lovi bridal style and ran upstairs.
"France─"
"Ve! Let us out!"
"You bloody frog! I'll kill you!"
Everyone turned to the bathroom door which was currently being pounded on.
"Never mind then. Oh and England you take the fangirl to Narnia! Germany kiss your crush!"
Ludwig blushed lightly before kissing Japan. Kiku's eyes widened before responding softly.
Aaron huffed. "Damn it I wished he could've kissed Feli."
Cherry walked past a sleeping Greece with cat ears. "Everyone read a lemon."
10 minutes later
"Aaaahhh! Get away from me from Turkey!"
"Ve! Fratello let's act this fanfic out."
"No! Chigi! Don't touch there!"
"W-wait a minute Wal─ah!"
"Oh mon cher!"
"Not you too, frog!"
Cherry, Aaron, and Hungary sat in the loft and watched as the countries defined yaoi chaos.
"Hmm, I think we should end it here."
"The chapter, right?" Hungary snapped a pic of Northern Ireland kissing Australia.
"Of course. We'll post another one tomorrow."