Hetalia: Truth or Dare Ch. 7
I don't own Hetalia
Aaron frowned at Cherry who was eating a muffin. "You said you would update September 28th."
Cherry scowled. "My wireless mouse broke. Midterms. Then the router stopped working. You of all people should know this."
"Just speaking for the readers. Anyway let's start."
Cherry perked up and began reading.
This is freaking awesome. Dare: America to dress in his old cowboy clothes and dance with Canada to- Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy. I dare the Bad Touch Trio and England to dress as Pirates and try their sexiest pirates quotes on someone they like, Truth for Romano: Do you love your brother an tomato bastard? Germany: say something provocative to Prussia while he's dressed like a pirate. Sweden: Kiss one of the western countries of your choice.
"America, dress like a cowboy and dance with Canada to Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy."
Cherry snapped her fingers and America suddenly looked like he stepped out of a kick ass western movie. He twirled his lasso in the air and caught Canada with it.
Hungary took pictures while Cherry started playing the music. Canada blushed as Alfred spun him around and pressed against him. Soon everyone started dancing around the North American brothers. America grinned at Matthew and placed his cowboy hat on Matt's head towards the end of the song.
"New love for country music. Bad Touch Trio and England, you have to dress like pirates and try your sexiest pirate quote on someone you like."
Cherry snapped her fingers again and the four countries were clad in pirate costumes. England smirked and pinned France to a wall. "I want ta do three things. Kiss ye." He placed a kiss on France's neck. "Touch you." He squeezed Francis' arms lightly. "And fuck you." Arthur rubbed his crotch against a moaning Francis. France rubbed England's waist before smiling smugly. He whispered in England's ear. "Blow me!"
Spain gripped a blushing Canada by the waist. "Mi amante, I can't taste my lips can you do it for me?" Canada's blush darkened. He slowly pressed a kiss onto Spain's lips.
Prussia smirked before pressing against a smiling Russia. "Hey, Russia, ye clothes are making meh uncomfortable, take them off."
Ivan blushed darkly. Cherry laughed. "I love pirates! Romano do you love Spain and Feliciano?"
South Italy blushed before mumbling yes.
"Germany say something provocative to Prussia." Ludwig blushed but walked over to Gilbert.
"I'd look good on you."
Prussia smirked once more. "Is this your way of saying you want to do a threesome?"
Ludwig and Ivan blushed harder.
"Sweden kiss one of the western nations of your choice."
Sweden kissed Australia. Australia wrapped his arms around Sve's neck and deepened the kiss.
Aaron read the next truths and dares.
Halo~
I have some truth nd dare for the nations...
Truth:
England: how many colonies you have when you are an empire?
America: when is mcdonald first made?
Rusaia: what is your favorite food? (I don't know what to ask)
France: who is your favorite person in the world?
Dares:
England: turn yourself to a girl, wear a maid outfit and let America do anything he want with you.
America: prank France.
Canada: you are my sister favorite, so can you give her some pancake? She love it(-)
France: don't talk and do anything dirty or perveted, if you do Russia can hit you.
Thats all(7)... sorry if my english is bad.
"England, how many colonies did you have when you were an empire."
"38."
"Alfred, when was the first McDonald's made?"
"April 15th 1955! Great day in my history!" He pumped his fist in the air.
"Russia, what is favorite food?"
"Pirozhki! They're yummy, da? I'll go make some!" He skipped happily into the kitchen.
"Who is your favorite person in the world, France?"
"Angleterre!" He kissed Arthur on lips, the blonde Brit blushed.
"England turn yourself into a girl, wear a maid outfit, and let America do anything he wants with you."
Arthur huffed before snapping his fingers. His pirate outfit changed into French maid outfit as he gained boobs and a─
"Art-Alice!" Alfred frenched Alice who wrapped her arms around America's neck. America smirked and carried her upstairs.
"Canada, give the fangirl's sister pancakes. She loves you."
Matthew smiled. "Okay, I'll pack maple syrup for her too."
"France if you do anything dirty or perverted Russia can hit you." France nodded.
Thank you for your compliment. Okay I have more truth or dare for you guys.
Truth:
All Nations: I heard that most people from other countries only know Bali but not Indonesia. They think that Bali is the name for Indonesia. Is that true?
Canada: What is your favorite thing in the world? By the way, you are my sister favorite nation ;)
France: Why yoy are pervert?
Russia: What is your opinion (is it right?) of WW2?
Italy: What is your favorite food beside pasta?
Author: Can you bring Indonesia?
Dare:
England: Do you love America? You have to tell the truth!
America: You are one of my favorite character, so eat Hamburger.
Romano: Sing one of Indonesian song. Either National or Traditional.
Italy: Watch "Ganteng - Ganteng Serigala" and tell me your opinion about that film.
P. S: I am Indonesian, I am from Bali. That the reason why I ask you about Indonesia.
Sampai jumpa dan terima kasih.
Cherry began reading. "Okay, so do you guys know Indonesia or just Bali?"
Most nations answered just Bali. Russia came out the kitchen wearing a pink apron and holding a plate of pirozhkis. Everyone took one and thanked Ivan who blushed, happy that they liked the food.
"Do you guys think Indonesia's human name is Bali?"
They shook their heads no.
"Alright. Canada what's your favorite thing in the whole world. By the way, you're her sister's favorite."
"Maple syrup." He whispered softly.
"Why are you a pervert, France?"
Francis blushed and smiled apologetically. "I can be a bit aggressive with showing my love."
Quebec chuckled under his breath. "A bit?"
"Feli, what is your favorite food besides pasta?"
Feli licked Romano's curl before answering. Roma yelped then blushed at the feeling spreading through his body. "I also like tiramisu!"
Aaron nodded in agreement. "Hey, can we bring Indonesia?"
"Of course!"
A beautiful woman with long dark hair materialized in the room. "Okay. Well hello, my name's Mawar but you can call me Rose."
The countries began to marvel at her and ask her questions.
A now male England walked down the stairs along with a smiling Alfred.
"Do you love America England?"
Arthur blushed. "Y-yeah but I also love France." He then ran back upstairs. Alfred and Francis smiled widely.
"America, you're one of her favs so eat a hamburger."
"Yay!" Alfred produced a burger from somewhere and began eating it.
"Russia, what's your opinion of World War Two?"
"My feelings are a little complicated." Ivan frowned.
"Ok, next one."
Read your profile :D Harry PotterXDraco Malfoy is called Darry :D Your welcome! Also hehe loved Arthur dare:D Also another England fan! Truths: France why do you have a rape face? Russia Do you like Prussia back? Dares: Everyone remember the song Italy danced to? Find the English dubbed version and listen to it (Its Carnival)
"Woohoo! Another Arthur fan!" Cherry glomped a smiling England.
Aaron began reading truths. "France, why do you have a rape face?"
"Doesn't everyone?"
"Not an answer. But we're moving on. Russia do you like Prussia back?"
Ivan blushed before whispering. "Da."
Aaron, Cherry, Hungary, and Japan cheered as Prussia kissed the red faced Russian.
"Alright time to dance!"
Everyone started to dance to the happy sounding song. Only a few were actually listening to the lyrics. Romano and Feliciano danced together. Wales twirled New Zealand around. Russia and Indonesia danced goofily together.
"Wow! That song is actually a lot darker." Cherry pouted. Rose nodded.
Have Canada call France papa until otherwise dared.
Mawar read the dare. "Matthew, you have to call France papa until the end of the chapter."
"Maple. Okay." Canada whispered.
France suddenly appeared behind the Canadian. "Bonjour, Matthew!"
"Hello, papa." Canada blushed as France began cooing at him.
I dare japan to watch Rosario Vampire and see if he gets a nosebleed.
Aaron handed Japan an iPad. He began watching it. Cherry then stared streaming it on the smart TV. Halfway through season 1, Japan yanked Germany over onto his lap. He leaned down and whispered in Ludwig's ear.
"Would you wear school girl outfit for me?" Germany blushed before mumbling something.
Truths:
Switzerland: When chasing Italy, how do you react When France says, "Someone Got the Farmer's Daughter Pregnant again"
Switzerland again: how would you react if you got signed up for anger management classes?
Dares:
Romano, from now on, you must put some money in this "Swear Jar". Every time you swear, you must put a euro/whatever the currency's is of wherever you are right now.
Switzerland: Emily the magician here: until the next chapter, you will have the personality of Ukraine!
Cherry began reading the next truths and dares. "Switzerland how do you react when France says someone got the farmer's daughter pregnant again?"
"It annoys the hell out of me." He then pointed his gun at France. France yelped and hid behind Scotland.
Indonesia tapped Switzerland on the shoulder. "How would feel if you got signed up for anger management classes?"
"Mad. I wouldn't have time for it. I'm too busy protecting my country and my sister."
Aaron slid next to Romano. "Every time you swear, you will put money in this jar." He held a clear jelly jar.
"Aaron, that thing was full this morning."
Aaron blushed. "Yeah, I threw the jelly on the road. Anyway, you swear, you pay."
"Fuck that."
"One dollar."
"Suck ass."
"Two dollars."
"Shit!"
"Five dollars."
"Damn it!"
"Fratello, stop talking!"
Romano scowled. "Fuck off, bastard!"
Spain tried to the Italian down. "Lovi, we're trying to help you."
"Suck a dick, you tomato bastard. Stop laughing you demon potato whore!" Romano yelled at Prussia.
"Forty dollars." Romano growled before placing it in the jar.
Cherry and Rose laughed before continuing with the dares. "Switzerland, from now on you'll have the personality of Ukraine." She snapped her fingers.
Switzerland blinked before he smiled gently. "Is anyone hungry? I can make lunch."
"Oh my gosh! Success!" Cherry hugged the blushing Swiss.
Indonesia grinned. "Now there will be less gun violence during the world meetings."
Truths:
Switzerland: do you know how ironic it is to beat someone with a peace prize?
To England And France, Hungary and Romania, and Turkey and Greece: have you ever heard of the "Jerry Springer Show"? In case you haven't, it's a show where tacky people like you guys go and fight out you're issues.
Dares:
Switzerland: From now on, your peace prize has been revoked, due to the fact that you have been treating to beat people with it.
"Switzerland, do you know how ironic it is to beat someone with a peace prize?"
Vash blushed before replying. "Yes, I do. I apologize to everyone I've hit with it."
"England, France, Hungary, Romania, Turkey, and Greece have you heard of The Jerry Springer Show?"
All of them replied unanimously. "No."
"Well it's where tacky people like you guys go and fight out their issues."
"You think we're tacky!" The countries were upset.
"No she does! And stop saying things at the same time! Damn, it's like the freaking Shining."
Aaron calmly told Vash that his Peace prize is to be revoked until the end of the fanfiction or until he does enough community service.
The front door opened slowly and a silvery, white she cat with bluish-green eyes walked in and sat in front of the countries. "Hello everyone, you can call me Wolf. I'm new to fanfiction and yes I'm a talking cat."
Cherry, Aaron, and the countries smiled. "Hey!"
Cherry knelt down. "Do you have truths and dares?"
Wolf nodded. "Yep. But first." She leapt up and gave Italy, Canada, and England a kitty lick.
"You three are my favorite characters." Canada blushed then petted her softly. "Now onto the truths and dares!"
Truths:
France - One of my best friends is actually completely terrified of you because of your perverted tendencies, what is your opinion of that? (I am completely serous about that!)
Kumajiro - Why do you keep forgetting your owners name and why does he keep mispronouncing yours?
England - I actually have more than one question for you. Firstly what was the first magic you've ever used? And secondly what was the worst mistake you have made with magic?
Greece and Turkey - Why do you two hate each other? Or is that the way you guys give each other affection?
Iceland - *gives him a kitty smile* May I pounce on Mr. Puffin? I promise not to bite or use my claws on him.
Italian Brothers - What's better Pasta or Pizza?
Everyone - Umm... I was wondering, are you guys ok with the fact even though I love you all I have actually somehow become more fond of your 2Ps rather than you guys?
Dares:
Before I begin on these I want to do something *takes out a small ray gun from out of nowhere* this is called the transmogifier, I can change anyone to anything else with ease using this~ *sets it to gender and changes the gender of Germany, England, Romano, Canada, and Prussia into girls* That's better and so that me and the authors see eye to eye. *sets the gun to neko and transforms Cherry and Aaron into cats* I know I'm evil, now its time for the dares! X3
Spain, Italy, America, and France - I dare you four to sing "What Makes You Beautiful" by One Direction and of course direct it at your crushes~
Japan - I dare you to take Germany on a cute little date~
America and France - After your done with the song I want the two of you to sandwich England! *mutters something about a FrUKUS love triangle*
Italy and Spain - After your done with the song I want the two of you to sandwich Romano! *mutters something about a Spain X Romano X Italy love triangle*
Greece - *reaches out with a kitty face* Hug... please?
England - Sorry for turning you into a girl. (No not really!) But could you make a spell and have everyone who can't see your mythical creatures actually see them and watch their reactions?
Everyone - How about we play all the Five Nights at Freddy's games in a row with all the lights off!? Now I'm pretty sure most of you probably don't know what I'm talking about but America, and probably Canada, knows what I'm talking about don't cha? Hehehehehehehehe~ :3
Cherry began reading the truths. "Ok, France one of her best friends is scared of you because of your perverted tendencies. What's your opinion of that?"
"Hmm, maybe she should be more open to love."
England scowled. "Maybe you should stop molesting someone every five minutes."
"Oh mon cher, you wound me!" Francis clutched his chest.
"Frog! You're reaching for Hungary's breast!"
Hungary yelped as Francis' hand made contact. She growled then slammed her frying pan on his head.
"Kumajiro, why do you keep forgetting your owner's name and Canada why do you keep mispronouncing his?"
The polar bear looked up and placed his paw on Canada's hand. "Sometimes I forget for a short while but you always remind me."
Canada teared up before kneeling down. "Thanks. And I'm sorry for mispronouncing your name. I don't know why I do that."
Cherry wiped her eyes before leaning on America. "Does this kind of remind you of Ted?"
"Yep."
"Okay, England. What was the first magic you ever used?"
England thought for a moment. "A simple flower spell. I wanted to make an everlasting garden for the fairies."
"Aw! What was your worst mistake with magic?"
Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, Australia, and America began laughing. England blushed. "Wankers."
"What happened?" Indonesia asked.
Arthur sighed. "I wanted to try shapeshifting but instead two angel wings sprouted from my back."
"So, you became a male Victoria Secret model. That doesn't sound like the worst magic mistake."
"The wings were sensitive."
"Oh. Damn, I missed it!" Arthur squirmed in Northern Ireland's and Australia's hug.
"Greece and Turkey, why do you hate each other?"
Greece and Turkey looked up in shock.
"Or maybe that's how you show affection?"
Greece blushed while Turkey grinned. "Yeah, screaming and fighting means love and caring."
"Ah, my fangirl heart!" Cherry twirled. Wolf smiled at Iceland.
"Can I pounce on Mr. Puffin? I won't use my claws or teeth."
Iceland sighed before whistling. The Icelandic bird came flying only to be jumped by pretty cat. Wolf smiled and continued to play with the slightly scared puffin.
Aaron turned to the Italian brothers. "Which is better pizza or pasta?"
"Pasta!"
"Pizza."
Both Italians glared at each other. Aaron began inching away. A dangerous aura begin emitting from both of them.
"Oh no, guys calm down!"
"Romano."
"Feliciano."
The two began walking towards the other. Quickly Spain, France, Austria, and Greece tried pulling the Italians in an opposite direction but were instead dragged or thrown off. They stopped at least two inches from each other.
"Take it back."
"No."
Feli sighed before whipping out an apron. Roma followed suit.
Cherry, Aaron, and Wolf nearly had an anime-like fall of shock. "A cook off?"
"Sì!"
This part of the fanfiction has been time skipped. Tell me if that makes sense.
Wolf licked pizza sauce off her claw. "Do you guys mind if I like your 2ps more than you."
"Not a prob." America smiled while France looked aghast. He loomed over Wolf.
Aaron picked up a butter knife. "So help me leprechauns, if you rape a cat…"
France leapt back. "I would never do that!"
Cherry and Hungary took pictures of an Itacest makeout session happening in the kitchen. Aaron glared at France. "Okay, time for dares."
Wolf sat up. "Wait! Before we start…" She pulled out a gun. "This is called a transmogifier, it can change anyone into anything else." She set the gun to gender, pointed it at Germany, England, Romano, Canada, and Prussia and fired.
Said countries screamed as they blinded by a white flash. Prussia blinked before looking down. "Holy shit, I have breasts! Russia feel!"
Ivan blushed as Prussia grabbed his hands and placed them on his chest.
England scowled. "Why is it that I always have to change into a girl?" France smiled at Arthur (Alice). He picked her up bridal style. "Because you are beautiful, Angleterre."
Arthur blushed then mumbled. "Wanker."
Germany accepted a dress that Aaron handed to him. It was a black, lacey dress.
"This was a dare we forgot about. Give this to Prussia too." It was another dress, same style but a different color, red. The two sisters were directed to the dressing room.
Romano blushed as Feliciano was playing with a certain area below the neck. Canada smiled as Spain twirled her around. Cherry squealed. "Oh my gosh! You guys are beautiful!"
Wolf pointed the gun at Aaron.
"Um." Aaron tugged on Cherry's sleeve.
"What, oh! Cat with a gun."
"Just so we can see eye to eye." Wolf fired. This time the countries were blinded by a red flash. Cherry blinked and held up a paw.
"Holy shit! Aaron look at meeeeeee…" Cherry trailed off as she stared at her best friend who was now a lion.
Several countries stepped back from the fanboy lion who appeared to be in shock. Wolf smiled apologetically. "Oops."
"Oops?" Aaron growled. Cherry quickly scampered in front of him.
"Don't worry bro, she'll fix you."
Wolf beamed and held up her gun again. Now a pink flash burned everyone's corneas. Wolf and Cherry began squealing.
Indonesia's eyes widened. "You're a neko-boy."
Aaron blinked. Two red cat ears and a black tail on his lower back.
"As long as I'm not a lion, I'm fine."
England frowned. "What do you have against lions?"
Aaron hissed. "Stuff."
"Okay let's move on!" Cherry smiled nervously, not wanting Aaron relive his nightmares. "France, America, Spain, and Feliciano sing What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction and direct towards your crushes. A stereo crashed through the wall and began playing the instrumental of the song. The four nations began singling towards England, Canada, and Romano.
The new female nations were blushing as their loved ones serenaded them. The other countries began dancing to the song.
"That was fun. Japan take Germany on a date."
Ludwig and Gilbert walked in wearing beautiful dresses. Japan smiled at Germany. "Ludwig, would you like to go on a date with me?"
Germany smiled back. "Ja."
"Hooray! Now get out!" Cherry snapped her fingers. The two countries disappeared.
Aaron's eyes widened. "Harsh, Cher."
"Oh relax, I teleported them to a fancy restaurant in New York. Great food and great view. They'll teleport back here at midnight."
America and France were crushing England in a loving bear hug. Romano squirmed between Spain and Feliciano. "Let me go you fucking bastards!"
"Twenty-five dollars."
"Damn-it!"
"Thirty dollars."
Spain quickly kissed Romano to silence her while Feliciano reached inside her pocket for money to put in the jar.
Greece picked up Wolf cuddled her. "You are so cute." He sighed.
"Aw, thanks!"
Cherry jumped on top of America's head. "England, can you cast a spell on the other countries so they can see your magical friends?"
"Sure." Arthur began mumbling. Suddenly loud gasps and screams were heard throughout the entire house.
"Fairies!"
"Trolls!"
"Unicorns!"
Cherry then leapt into Wale's arms. "Where's your dragon?"
"Back home I'm afraid."
Wolf grinned. "Time for FNAF!"
America pumped his fist in the air! "Aw yeah! That's my game!"
Aaron began explaining the plot and controls of the game to the countries while Indonesia passed out laptops.
Two minutes later
"AAAAAAHHHHH!"
"What the fuck are─ack!"
"The cameras died!"
"Why is there an evil robot teddy bear?!"
Aaron, Wolf, and Chery laughed at the reactions.
Rate and Review. Sorry it's been a while. My mouse broke, then midterms came, and then I was failing chemistry, and then finals. But I'm on Winter break now! (Not failing Chemistry anymore. Sweden and Japan helped me study.)