Of Mice and Dragons ch.3

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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SQUISH!

GAAAHHHHHH!

AGAIN!? Seriously?!

Everyone continued eating; Dippers screams of agony had become quit commonplace to the local populace. And it surprised no one that Ping jacking up the price of his "Step on my son price" had done nothing to bring down the number of times he was crushed.

No matter how careful the people tried to be...The boy always managed to end up underfoot. He was just so small! They could never see him! It got especially bad during the lunch rush. So many people rushing about, like that herald-

"Master Mcgucket will choose the Dragon Warrior today!" Shouted the Herald. "Today one of the Furious 5 will receive the dragon scroll! We have been waiting a thousand years for this day! This shall be the greatest day in kung-fu history!

Run, don't walk to the Jade Palace! Also don't forget to visit master Stan's Gift shop of mystery! For all your Dragon Warrior swag!"

Dipper was ecstatic!...Or at least he would be if he weren't being trampled by the swarm of excited customers...who were now being stopped short by a very pissed Mr. Ping.

He tapped his foot impatiently and pointed back into the restaurant where Dipper has been brutally trampled. How is that boy still alive? Thought the amazed customers as they paid up...

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After Dipper was patched up; the first thing he wanted to do was go to the tournament! Ping chuckled. He'll never understand today's youth and their fascination with kung-fu...Still he didn't have the heart to say No...not after everything he goes through on a daily basis.

Mabel wanted to come too(provided she stayed inside the nice, safe noodle cart). She wasn't into kung-fu, but she did like to get out of the house(under safe, controlled conditions of course). Also, she wanted to keep an eye on Dipper so he didn't get hurt...Well, more hurt than usual anyway...

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There was a few of hours to go before the tournament. So dipper wanted to take the opportunity to do his usual exercise routine: Trying to pull the noodle cart on his own. After over an hour, an exhausted Dipper finally called it quits.

"(pant) H-how(gasp) D-Did(wheeze) How did I(pant) Do? Rasped a very sore dipper. Ping did his measurements. "You moved it...5 inches! A new record!" Despite being severely dehydrated. Dipper still made the effort to cheer-

SQUISH!

GAAAHHHHHH!

Ping glared and held his hand up to the boar who just squashed his son. "Oh come on! Were not even in your restaurant!"

"You crushed my boy." Reminds Ping darkly. The Boar sighs. "Fair enough." He says begrudgingly as he forks over his life savings...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

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